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Jake
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Goofy dad, iOS developer, Vine nostalgist.

Working on the iOS app for a Canadian yoga pants retailer.
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oh my god this halftime show is unbearable
December 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Badge still works.
December 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The imposter syndrome has been intensifying since rejoining my original team at work. It’s not just one thing but several small things that compound to make me feel like I don’t know what I’m doing.
November 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I haven’t watched K-Pop Demon Hunters, but once a day one of those songs gets stuck in my head.
November 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Ja’Marr Chase’s suspension has been upheld. He’s out for Sunday’s game.
November 19, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Go Dawgs now.
November 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Low power mode on an iPhone 16 Pro running iOS 26 is embarrassingly hitchy. I’ve found most everything else with iOS 26 is fine, but I’ve stopped using low power mode because of how unpleasant the experience is.
October 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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malarkey won smh
this is truly an era of blather and balderdash. we are up to our eyeballs in claptrap and i for one have had just about my fill
September 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Watched a disappointing loss to the Chargers and what does YouTube immediately recommend I watch?.. Loser by Tame Impala. #chiefs #nfl #tameimpala
September 6, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I kinda like that ChatGPT simplified the model picker. I could never remember which model was best suited for the task I was giving it. So now, supposedly, it should route the request to the most appropriate model without me having to think about it. This is how a consumer product should work.
August 10, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Haven’t seen a single Star War so forgive me if this is obvious, but is there an in-universe explanation for why Andor is just one letter off from Endor?
August 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I first saw Napoleon Dynamite at the second-run, dollar theater. The scene where Napoleon is eating tater tots out of his cargo shorts elicited a theater-wide, audible “what the f***?!” from someone sitting two rows in front of me.
Got me thinking.. What's the strongest reaction you've seen an audience member have to a scene in a cinema?

During the birthday party scene in SIGNS I saw a whole row of young women literally throw their popcorn in the air like a cartoon.
Someone in my audience had a very audible negative reaction to the dog scene in TOGETHER. So that was fun!
August 1, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Diving into iOS 26 design changes
a video game character is laying on the ground with the words `` liquid '' written on it .
ALT: a video game character is laying on the ground with the words `` liquid '' written on it .
media.tenor.com
July 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Be skeptical of claims like “AI will replace X in Y years” when the author has a major stake in AI succeeding.
July 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Man Apple's just really going to town with the marketing for this movie huh
June 25, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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That is some seriously deep Hideo Kojima shit, damn
sam altman implies the existence of sam mainman
June 18, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Open the door, get on the floor.
Everybody…
June 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I’ve been using Codex with one of my side projects and while it’s amazing how it can go off to implement changes, I find very little joy in the process. I enjoy reasoning and writing code. This is instead describing the end state and reviewing code. Is this closer to how senior devs work?
June 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Just caught up with a days worth of social media posts (~250 posts). In summary: we are cooked.
May 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Revisit: We can use `persistentSystemOverlays(_:)` to control the visibility of window controls.

stepinto.vision/example-code...
May 9, 2025 at 9:49 AM
April 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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March 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Why are we posting Severance spoilers on a Thursday night?
February 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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This severance edit is why they wanted to ban tiktok 🤣🤣🤣
February 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
“Imagine the outcry if Fox had broadcast yesterday’s Super Bowl without any scorebug at all”

As a Chiefs fan, I would’ve been okay with that.

daringfireball.net/2025/02/fox_...
February 11, 2025 at 5:15 AM