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Struggling Socialite
@jakecolorado.bsky.social
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Converting my 401K into cartons of cigarettes for barter before the market opens tomorrow.
April 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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those twitter HQ doors are whispering to her like the green goblin mask
BREAKING: Laura Loomer says Elon Musk removed her blue check in an attempt to silence her.
December 27, 2024 at 9:22 PM
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I drink at the airport just so it’s more challenging
December 26, 2024 at 3:33 PM
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likely thing for him to do
December 6, 2024 at 9:00 PM
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Worldwide fascism doesn’t really align with my fantasy tho
December 3, 2024 at 4:49 PM
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Well, at least he sent him to the right country.
Donald Trump has nominated Charles Kushner to be ambassador to France. A convicted felon, Kushner hired a prostitute to seduce his brother-in-law, arranged to record the sexual encounter between the two, and had the tape sent to his sister. Just absolute garbage.
November 30, 2024 at 7:21 PM
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“But the eggs were just so expensive.”
November 29, 2024 at 4:02 AM
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If I were making Dune: Prophecy I would’ve made it exactly the same except one of the Bene Gesserit is Fred Armisen in drag and it’s never acknowledged. No lines, but 3-4 reaction shots per ep.
November 29, 2024 at 3:02 AM
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In my opinion "Twitter" is whichever place most embodies the poster's spirit, and that's here now
November 17, 2024 at 2:35 AM
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waiter! waiter! more twinks please!
September 21, 2023 at 11:18 PM
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This time around, the Kennedys are assassinating us.
November 14, 2024 at 9:36 PM
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Looking at the replies on an app and not seeing porn bots or people calling me DEI
a man is standing in front of a crowd of people and looking at the camera with a surprised look on his face .
ALT: a man is standing in front of a crowd of people and looking at the camera with a surprised look on his face .
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2024 at 10:53 PM