Jake Card
@jakecard.bsky.social
Lead programmer on Slay the Spire 2 at Mega Crit, previously early GitHub. Number one best programmer 0 bugs perfect record.
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Jake Card
@jakecard.bsky.social
· Oct 21
Hi bsky game devs!!
I'm the lead programmer on Slay the Spire 2 at @megacrit.bsky.social. I was also one of the early devs at @github.com!
I love architecting systems that are easy for other devs to work with and to build cool content on top of.
Here's some fun stuff I've helped make!
I'm the lead programmer on Slay the Spire 2 at @megacrit.bsky.social. I was also one of the early devs at @github.com!
I love architecting systems that are easy for other devs to work with and to build cool content on top of.
Here's some fun stuff I've helped make!
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uh... does anyone know the extension for the Spire's IT department
October 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
uh... does anyone know the extension for the Spire's IT department
ok which labubus are these
July 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
ok which labubus are these
i love games with a lot of build diversity, but i hate coming up with the builds myself. i just want to follow a bunch of cool build guides and feel OP. is this a weird preference, or is this how most people are with these types of games?
July 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
i love games with a lot of build diversity, but i hate coming up with the builds myself. i just want to follow a bunch of cool build guides and feel OP. is this a weird preference, or is this how most people are with these types of games?
so are we just gonna run out of MAC address space once we have nanobot swarms? why is no one freaking out about this?
April 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
so are we just gonna run out of MAC address space once we have nanobot swarms? why is no one freaking out about this?
tech industry really isn’t what it used to be
March 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
tech industry really isn’t what it used to be
which rapper do you think is most likely to have contributions in the linux kernel (besides doechii obviously)
February 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
which rapper do you think is most likely to have contributions in the linux kernel (besides doechii obviously)
fuckin cracks me up when you're overpowered for a level in a video game and the boss is dramatically like "you... fought... well..." after you one-shot his ass lmao
February 20, 2025 at 2:52 AM
fuckin cracks me up when you're overpowered for a level in a video game and the boss is dramatically like "you... fought... well..." after you one-shot his ass lmao
iphone apps gotta stop hijacking the screenshot button, no one wants to do your fuckin “native share” that takes 5 taps and shows multiple ads
February 19, 2025 at 3:07 PM
iphone apps gotta stop hijacking the screenshot button, no one wants to do your fuckin “native share” that takes 5 taps and shows multiple ads
i know time is our most precious resource, but also how do i fast forward the next two weeks until monster hunter wilds is out
February 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
i know time is our most precious resource, but also how do i fast forward the next two weeks until monster hunter wilds is out
spending the holidays with two of my oldest friends
December 31, 2024 at 12:24 AM
spending the holidays with two of my oldest friends
i genuinely cannot remember hanukkah starting this late in the year in my entire life. probably climate change related
December 26, 2024 at 3:32 AM
i genuinely cannot remember hanukkah starting this late in the year in my entire life. probably climate change related
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From Sept through Nov, levels of the virus in wastewater, one of the most reliable metrics now that cases are no longer tracked, were unusually low. At various points over that span, hospitalizations & deaths also neared all-time lows. That’s not to say we are in for a COVID-less Christmas.
Wastewater COVID-19 National and Regional Trends
CDC’s National Wastewater Surveillance System, U.S. National trends
www.cdc.gov
December 21, 2024 at 7:40 AM
From Sept through Nov, levels of the virus in wastewater, one of the most reliable metrics now that cases are no longer tracked, were unusually low. At various points over that span, hospitalizations & deaths also neared all-time lows. That’s not to say we are in for a COVID-less Christmas.
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#Covid #Covid19 #RSV #Flu #Vaccine #RespiratorySyncytialVirus #Christmas #Xmas
archive.is/MzO8f
Since the pandemic began, the week between Christmas and New Year’s has coincided with the dreaded “winter wave." But something weird is happening this year.
Abridged (shortened) article thread ⬇️ 5 min
archive.is/MzO8f
Since the pandemic began, the week between Christmas and New Year’s has coincided with the dreaded “winter wave." But something weird is happening this year.
Abridged (shortened) article thread ⬇️ 5 min
COVID’s End-of-Year Surprise
The dreaded “winter wave” looks different this year.
www.theatlantic.com
December 21, 2024 at 7:40 AM
#Covid #Covid19 #RSV #Flu #Vaccine #RespiratorySyncytialVirus #Christmas #Xmas
archive.is/MzO8f
Since the pandemic began, the week between Christmas and New Year’s has coincided with the dreaded “winter wave." But something weird is happening this year.
Abridged (shortened) article thread ⬇️ 5 min
archive.is/MzO8f
Since the pandemic began, the week between Christmas and New Year’s has coincided with the dreaded “winter wave." But something weird is happening this year.
Abridged (shortened) article thread ⬇️ 5 min
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Back of ricola bags lookin like valheim inventory
December 14, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Back of ricola bags lookin like valheim inventory
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📺 Watch the full trailer here: youtu.be/ttVtllHkb4E
⚙️ Wishlist on Steam: s.team/a/2868840
👾 Join us on Discord: discord.gg/slaythespire
⚙️ Wishlist on Steam: s.team/a/2868840
👾 Join us on Discord: discord.gg/slaythespire
December 13, 2024 at 12:41 AM
📺 Watch the full trailer here: youtu.be/ttVtllHkb4E
⚙️ Wishlist on Steam: s.team/a/2868840
👾 Join us on Discord: discord.gg/slaythespire
⚙️ Wishlist on Steam: s.team/a/2868840
👾 Join us on Discord: discord.gg/slaythespire
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The first gameplay trailer for Slay the Spire 2 has been revealed at #TheGameAwards!
Step into the newly evolved Spire with a new and returning cast of characters, as well as an arsenal of brand new cards, relics, and potions ⚔️✨
What new strategies and challenges await...?
Step into the newly evolved Spire with a new and returning cast of characters, as well as an arsenal of brand new cards, relics, and potions ⚔️✨
What new strategies and challenges await...?
December 13, 2024 at 12:41 AM
The first gameplay trailer for Slay the Spire 2 has been revealed at #TheGameAwards!
Step into the newly evolved Spire with a new and returning cast of characters, as well as an arsenal of brand new cards, relics, and potions ⚔️✨
What new strategies and challenges await...?
Step into the newly evolved Spire with a new and returning cast of characters, as well as an arsenal of brand new cards, relics, and potions ⚔️✨
What new strategies and challenges await...?
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@jakecard.bsky.social's pick: Monster Hunter: World 🦖 @monsterhunter.capcomusa.com
"Picked it back up for the 1st time since 2018. Most rewarding combat ever, and the equipment upgrade loop gets in my brain wrinkles perfectly. Can't wait to hit some Perfect Rushes with my Sword & Shield in Wilds!"
"Picked it back up for the 1st time since 2018. Most rewarding combat ever, and the equipment upgrade loop gets in my brain wrinkles perfectly. Can't wait to hit some Perfect Rushes with my Sword & Shield in Wilds!"
December 12, 2024 at 8:06 PM
@jakecard.bsky.social's pick: Monster Hunter: World 🦖 @monsterhunter.capcomusa.com
"Picked it back up for the 1st time since 2018. Most rewarding combat ever, and the equipment upgrade loop gets in my brain wrinkles perfectly. Can't wait to hit some Perfect Rushes with my Sword & Shield in Wilds!"
"Picked it back up for the 1st time since 2018. Most rewarding combat ever, and the equipment upgrade loop gets in my brain wrinkles perfectly. Can't wait to hit some Perfect Rushes with my Sword & Shield in Wilds!"
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We heard you were all waiting for a certain gaming award ceremony today, so we've got you covered...
🏆 THE SECOND ANNUAL CRITTIES ARE HERE ✨
Let's take a look at the favorite games our team played this year--which may or may not have actually come out this year! 😁
🏆 THE SECOND ANNUAL CRITTIES ARE HERE ✨
Let's take a look at the favorite games our team played this year--which may or may not have actually come out this year! 😁
December 12, 2024 at 8:06 PM
We heard you were all waiting for a certain gaming award ceremony today, so we've got you covered...
🏆 THE SECOND ANNUAL CRITTIES ARE HERE ✨
Let's take a look at the favorite games our team played this year--which may or may not have actually come out this year! 😁
🏆 THE SECOND ANNUAL CRITTIES ARE HERE ✨
Let's take a look at the favorite games our team played this year--which may or may not have actually come out this year! 😁
the best app for transferring files from your iphone to your pc is discord
December 10, 2024 at 7:28 PM
the best app for transferring files from your iphone to your pc is discord
to all my sports friends: we’re going to the celtics game!! ok you can stop reading this post now
to everyone else: ok it’s safe we’re going to see wicked lol
to everyone else: ok it’s safe we’re going to see wicked lol
November 25, 2024 at 10:23 PM
to all my sports friends: we’re going to the celtics game!! ok you can stop reading this post now
to everyone else: ok it’s safe we’re going to see wicked lol
to everyone else: ok it’s safe we’re going to see wicked lol
the fun part about writing C is that you can do a little math error and accidentally allocate a few more bytes than you mean to
November 21, 2024 at 2:37 AM
the fun part about writing C is that you can do a little math error and accidentally allocate a few more bytes than you mean to
my great regret about becoming a programmer: i find it impossible to enjoy city-building games anymore :( i used to be so enchanted by the magic of all the little people running around in there, but now that i have a rough idea of how it all works, i just don’t have any fun playing them. very sad :(
November 21, 2024 at 12:42 AM
my great regret about becoming a programmer: i find it impossible to enjoy city-building games anymore :( i used to be so enchanted by the magic of all the little people running around in there, but now that i have a rough idea of how it all works, i just don’t have any fun playing them. very sad :(
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my favorite autobattler? i would have to say the yahoo fantasy football app
November 18, 2024 at 2:23 AM
my favorite autobattler? i would have to say the yahoo fantasy football app
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All the Bluesky advice threads are like when someone at a restaurant explains how “we do it a little differently here” and it’s just tapas
November 10, 2024 at 11:29 PM
All the Bluesky advice threads are like when someone at a restaurant explains how “we do it a little differently here” and it’s just tapas
saw this AS we were saying “oof” to a task in the programmer sprint planning
November 11, 2024 at 9:28 PM
saw this AS we were saying “oof” to a task in the programmer sprint planning