Jake Card
jakecard.bsky.social
Jake Card
@jakecard.bsky.social
Lead programmer on Slay the Spire 2 at Mega Crit, previously early GitHub. Number one best programmer 0 bugs perfect record.

📍NYC
are you intentionally taunting your OS’s memory management system with this post or what
August 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
yeah i think your preference is the more common one. not sure why i’ve never liked that part of it!
July 17, 2025 at 2:16 AM
it’s like if lebron dunked on me and i was like “you fought well”
February 20, 2025 at 3:01 AM
love this!! awesome explanation and the drawings are gorgeous 🎉

do you think 96 cores falls into the “extreme cases” bucket? i’ve never seen a consumer-focused CPU with more than 24, and i think even threadrippers top out at 64
January 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Reposted by Jake Card
From Sept through Nov, levels of the virus in wastewater, one of the most reliable metrics now that cases are no longer tracked, were unusually low. At various points over that span, hospitalizations & deaths also neared all-time lows. That’s not to say we are in for a COVID-less Christmas.
Wastewater COVID-19 National and Regional Trends
CDC’s National Wastewater Surveillance System, U.S. National trends
www.cdc.gov
December 21, 2024 at 7:40 AM
Reposted by Jake Card
📺 Watch the full trailer here: youtu.be/ttVtllHkb4E
⚙️ Wishlist on Steam: s.team/a/2868840
👾 Join us on Discord: discord.gg/slaythespire
December 13, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Reposted by Jake Card
@jakecard.bsky.social's pick: Monster Hunter: World 🦖 @monsterhunter.capcomusa.com

"Picked it back up for the 1st time since 2018. Most rewarding combat ever, and the equipment upgrade loop gets in my brain wrinkles perfectly. Can't wait to hit some Perfect Rushes with my Sword & Shield in Wilds!"
December 12, 2024 at 8:06 PM
his empire extends at least as far as PDX last time i was there!
December 10, 2024 at 8:47 PM
beautiful work as always 😍
December 10, 2024 at 8:43 PM