Jake Card
@jakecard.bsky.social
Lead programmer on Slay the Spire 2 at Mega Crit, previously early GitHub. Number one best programmer 0 bugs perfect record.
📍NYC
📍NYC
ok which labubus are these
July 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
ok which labubus are these
tech industry really isn’t what it used to be
March 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
tech industry really isn’t what it used to be
spending the holidays with two of my oldest friends
December 31, 2024 at 12:24 AM
spending the holidays with two of my oldest friends
to all my sports friends: we’re going to the celtics game!! ok you can stop reading this post now
to everyone else: ok it’s safe we’re going to see wicked lol
to everyone else: ok it’s safe we’re going to see wicked lol
November 25, 2024 at 10:23 PM
to all my sports friends: we’re going to the celtics game!! ok you can stop reading this post now
to everyone else: ok it’s safe we’re going to see wicked lol
to everyone else: ok it’s safe we’re going to see wicked lol
the fun part about writing C is that you can do a little math error and accidentally allocate a few more bytes than you mean to
November 21, 2024 at 2:37 AM
the fun part about writing C is that you can do a little math error and accidentally allocate a few more bytes than you mean to
saw this AS we were saying “oof” to a task in the programmer sprint planning
November 11, 2024 at 9:28 PM
saw this AS we were saying “oof” to a task in the programmer sprint planning
you: a real programmer would never use a git gui, there's nothing you can do in a gui that you can't do better on the command line
me, a fake programmer:
me, a fake programmer:
November 1, 2024 at 10:13 PM
you: a real programmer would never use a git gui, there's nothing you can do in a gui that you can't do better on the command line
me, a fake programmer:
me, a fake programmer:
Hi bsky game devs!!
I'm the lead programmer on Slay the Spire 2 at @megacrit.bsky.social. I was also one of the early devs at @github.com!
I love architecting systems that are easy for other devs to work with and to build cool content on top of.
Here's some fun stuff I've helped make!
I'm the lead programmer on Slay the Spire 2 at @megacrit.bsky.social. I was also one of the early devs at @github.com!
I love architecting systems that are easy for other devs to work with and to build cool content on top of.
Here's some fun stuff I've helped make!
October 21, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Hi bsky game devs!!
I'm the lead programmer on Slay the Spire 2 at @megacrit.bsky.social. I was also one of the early devs at @github.com!
I love architecting systems that are easy for other devs to work with and to build cool content on top of.
Here's some fun stuff I've helped make!
I'm the lead programmer on Slay the Spire 2 at @megacrit.bsky.social. I was also one of the early devs at @github.com!
I love architecting systems that are easy for other devs to work with and to build cool content on top of.
Here's some fun stuff I've helped make!
sure i might’ve spent my whole sunday learning linux kernel development, but it was all worth it when i hovered this logo and got a fuckin pinterest button
October 13, 2024 at 8:33 PM
sure i might’ve spent my whole sunday learning linux kernel development, but it was all worth it when i hovered this logo and got a fuckin pinterest button
shout out to the asciitable.com table, which has not changed one pixel since i was in college. still has the comic sans watermark and everything.
September 27, 2024 at 7:33 PM
shout out to the asciitable.com table, which has not changed one pixel since i was in college. still has the comic sans watermark and everything.
tfw u don’t wanna do localization
June 23, 2024 at 4:26 PM
tfw u don’t wanna do localization
computer scientists: wanna play a fun card game?
normal people: sure
computer scientists:
normal people: sure
computer scientists:
January 23, 2024 at 10:58 PM
computer scientists: wanna play a fun card game?
normal people: sure
computer scientists:
normal people: sure
computer scientists:
hey what do you all think of my sneaker collection
August 30, 2023 at 7:27 PM
hey what do you all think of my sneaker collection
i’d love to know how they ended up repeating the 0/1 three times instead of just showing a single 0/3
July 16, 2023 at 2:00 AM
i’d love to know how they ended up repeating the 0/1 three times instead of just showing a single 0/3
i’ve been trying to parse this for like 10 minutes and i still have no fucking clue what they’re talking about
July 14, 2023 at 10:13 PM
i’ve been trying to parse this for like 10 minutes and i still have no fucking clue what they’re talking about
portrait of a girl discovering she got a 100 on her accelerated calculus final /cc @jessicard.bsky.social
May 11, 2023 at 11:21 PM
portrait of a girl discovering she got a 100 on her accelerated calculus final /cc @jessicard.bsky.social
i rode @jessicard.bsky.social’s horse today, and she said i had to wear her tights for the increased grip, so i made the best of it
April 27, 2023 at 11:14 PM
i rode @jessicard.bsky.social’s horse today, and she said i had to wear her tights for the increased grip, so i made the best of it
lunchtime horse visit
April 25, 2023 at 5:43 PM
lunchtime horse visit