jake4k
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Bluesky really captures the essence of tweeting in 2014 to an audience of Nobody At All
November 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Bluesky really captures the essence of tweeting in 2014 to an audience of Nobody At All
biweekly payday:
week 1: balling out at chick-fil-a
week 2: reading multiple self-help books about the modern Japanese minimalism movement and how I don’t actually need material possessions
week 1: balling out at chick-fil-a
week 2: reading multiple self-help books about the modern Japanese minimalism movement and how I don’t actually need material possessions
November 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
biweekly payday:
week 1: balling out at chick-fil-a
week 2: reading multiple self-help books about the modern Japanese minimalism movement and how I don’t actually need material possessions
week 1: balling out at chick-fil-a
week 2: reading multiple self-help books about the modern Japanese minimalism movement and how I don’t actually need material possessions
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coffee so strong i need a surge protector for my central nervous system
November 12, 2025 at 12:29 PM
coffee so strong i need a surge protector for my central nervous system
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Acknowledge Passage of Time
OK | REMIND ME LATER
OK | REMIND ME LATER
November 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Acknowledge Passage of Time
OK | REMIND ME LATER
OK | REMIND ME LATER
I may not have money but I am rich in ideas
November 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I may not have money but I am rich in ideas
okay tomorrow I get my life together, I’ve decided
October 19, 2025 at 7:17 AM
okay tomorrow I get my life together, I’ve decided
if you're not already using privacy.com for everything, you're a peon. i look down on you
October 18, 2025 at 11:18 PM
if you're not already using privacy.com for everything, you're a peon. i look down on you
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These evil MFrs would charge you for a cool fall breeze if they could.
October 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
These evil MFrs would charge you for a cool fall breeze if they could.
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no kings! except the king reading this
October 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
no kings! except the king reading this
they're calling me the Shohei Ohtani of having bad posture
October 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
they're calling me the Shohei Ohtani of having bad posture
going to start saying "that's tickled" instead of "that's funny"
that shit got me tickled bro
that shit got me tickled bro
October 18, 2025 at 3:59 AM
going to start saying "that's tickled" instead of "that's funny"
that shit got me tickled bro
that shit got me tickled bro
who up rustling they jimmies
October 18, 2025 at 3:54 AM
who up rustling they jimmies
I heard that ICE is targeting white guys in their late 20s with Norwood 3's now and I think I'm going to have a panic attack
October 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I heard that ICE is targeting white guys in their late 20s with Norwood 3's now and I think I'm going to have a panic attack
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thinking about comparing some apples to some oranges
October 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
thinking about comparing some apples to some oranges
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i want only 10 followers and every single one of them to be dreaming up ways to season and cook me
October 17, 2025 at 2:16 AM
i want only 10 followers and every single one of them to be dreaming up ways to season and cook me
how it feels feeding a wild raccoon a used Zyn from your hands at 4am
October 16, 2025 at 6:02 PM
how it feels feeding a wild raccoon a used Zyn from your hands at 4am
October 16, 2025 at 7:30 AM
big things happening on reddit
October 16, 2025 at 5:25 AM
big things happening on reddit
they hate to see a white boy ball out at uniqlo
October 15, 2025 at 11:28 PM
they hate to see a white boy ball out at uniqlo
Right wing grifting must be so fun if you’re a dipshit
October 15, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Right wing grifting must be so fun if you’re a dipshit
for whomstd the bell tolls
October 15, 2025 at 5:39 AM
for whomstd the bell tolls
I thought Zionism was a Jamaican thing for a few years
October 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I thought Zionism was a Jamaican thing for a few years
🚨 BREAKING: Senator Marco Rubio announces conversion to the Hindu tradition of Vaishnavism, intends to seek liberation from saṃsāra by Q3 of the 2026 fiscal year.
September 19, 2025 at 11:23 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Senator Marco Rubio announces conversion to the Hindu tradition of Vaishnavism, intends to seek liberation from saṃsāra by Q3 of the 2026 fiscal year.