Jairus
@jairustehvirus.bsky.social
Tired writer and video game enjoyer.
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Respectfully, North Carolina is already good on pulled pork
November 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Respectfully, North Carolina is already good on pulled pork
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We needed today so bad, everything has been bleak all year
a black and white photo of a man with his hands folded in prayer .
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November 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
We needed today so bad, everything has been bleak all year
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a crab is crawling on a sandy beach
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November 4, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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Five years ago you could search: "when did the saxophone become an indication of sexy times in film" and you'd get somebody's well-researched article.
Now it's like "sex was invented by the ancient Sumerians as a way to fight ghosts, which they used to brew beer." (search instead for "saxophone?")
Now it's like "sex was invented by the ancient Sumerians as a way to fight ghosts, which they used to brew beer." (search instead for "saxophone?")
November 4, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Five years ago you could search: "when did the saxophone become an indication of sexy times in film" and you'd get somebody's well-researched article.
Now it's like "sex was invented by the ancient Sumerians as a way to fight ghosts, which they used to brew beer." (search instead for "saxophone?")
Now it's like "sex was invented by the ancient Sumerians as a way to fight ghosts, which they used to brew beer." (search instead for "saxophone?")
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my favorite part of the bible was when jesus said impoverished people should starve and made up hypothetical scenarios of them eating oxen and drinking fine wine with their 4 copper pieces they get a month
November 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
my favorite part of the bible was when jesus said impoverished people should starve and made up hypothetical scenarios of them eating oxen and drinking fine wine with their 4 copper pieces they get a month
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Everyone learning therapy speak is ruining reality tv
October 31, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Everyone learning therapy speak is ruining reality tv
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i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
October 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
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Same and there is no end to my disgust
First of all it is patently evil to refer to people as infectious diseaselike aliens
Secondly from a lore point the UNSC/Covenant *are the invaders.* They're the ones that showed up to a place they didn't belong and did some shit they weren't supposed to
First of all it is patently evil to refer to people as infectious diseaselike aliens
Secondly from a lore point the UNSC/Covenant *are the invaders.* They're the ones that showed up to a place they didn't belong and did some shit they weren't supposed to
I asked Microsoft PR about this—specially the DHS using Halo IP to recruit for ICE—and the company declined to comment.
October 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Same and there is no end to my disgust
First of all it is patently evil to refer to people as infectious diseaselike aliens
Secondly from a lore point the UNSC/Covenant *are the invaders.* They're the ones that showed up to a place they didn't belong and did some shit they weren't supposed to
First of all it is patently evil to refer to people as infectious diseaselike aliens
Secondly from a lore point the UNSC/Covenant *are the invaders.* They're the ones that showed up to a place they didn't belong and did some shit they weren't supposed to
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Journaling
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October 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Journaling
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every day I read a new thing and want to scream in the fucking street, how are we letting this happen, how are we still pretending this isn't real
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There Is No Peace in Gaza
Since President Trump announced his plan for a ceasefire, people I know have been killed. One relative described torture during a year in Israeli custody.
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October 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
every day I read a new thing and want to scream in the fucking street, how are we letting this happen, how are we still pretending this isn't real
www.newyorker.com/news/essay/t...
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Trying to make time for chainsaw movie with friends. Demon Slayer is cool, but god i love chainsaw man.
October 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Trying to make time for chainsaw movie with friends. Demon Slayer is cool, but god i love chainsaw man.
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I really love Halo: Combat Evolved and love any excuse to replay Halo: Combat Evolved but I’m not going to lie, putting out another remake and rerelease of Halo: Combat Evolved feels like the most “we don’t know what to do with Halo anymore, hit the emergency button” decision one could make
October 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I really love Halo: Combat Evolved and love any excuse to replay Halo: Combat Evolved but I’m not going to lie, putting out another remake and rerelease of Halo: Combat Evolved feels like the most “we don’t know what to do with Halo anymore, hit the emergency button” decision one could make
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while your feet are stomping
October 24, 2025 at 2:54 AM
while your feet are stomping
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Listen, Brendon, it's great comedy. You probably don't get it, because you're a kid, kids don't get jokes. He's a clown, Brendon, he's a great clown, and he's sad. That's funny. Also, doctor didn't know it was him, told him to go see himself. It's a comedy of errors, Brendon.
October 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Listen, Brendon, it's great comedy. You probably don't get it, because you're a kid, kids don't get jokes. He's a clown, Brendon, he's a great clown, and he's sad. That's funny. Also, doctor didn't know it was him, told him to go see himself. It's a comedy of errors, Brendon.
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is there anyone who would genuinely pay £100 for a video game
i feel like i'm going insane reading some of these takes
that's fucking ridiculous
how much do you assholes earn
i can't think of a single game i would pay £100 for
i feel like i'm going insane reading some of these takes
that's fucking ridiculous
how much do you assholes earn
i can't think of a single game i would pay £100 for
October 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
is there anyone who would genuinely pay £100 for a video game
i feel like i'm going insane reading some of these takes
that's fucking ridiculous
how much do you assholes earn
i can't think of a single game i would pay £100 for
i feel like i'm going insane reading some of these takes
that's fucking ridiculous
how much do you assholes earn
i can't think of a single game i would pay £100 for
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please stop saying mean things about the secret police beating and abducting your neighbors, maybe bake them a ham instead
U.S. Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem on Monday criticized the media and politicians, including Gov. JB Pritzker, for “trying to demonize” federal immigration agents and she urged citizens to thank law enforcement officers and “cook a meal for their families.”
DHS Secretary Kristi Noem accuses Gov. JB Pritzker and media of ‘trying to demonize’ immigration officers
Speaking in Florida, Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem criticized Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker and the media, and she urged citizens to thank law enforcement officers and “cook the…
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October 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
please stop saying mean things about the secret police beating and abducting your neighbors, maybe bake them a ham instead
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Flat-screen tvs are pretty much built to be wall mounted, so it's a major design error that so many of them have the majority of their ports in the middle of the back panel.
October 20, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Flat-screen tvs are pretty much built to be wall mounted, so it's a major design error that so many of them have the majority of their ports in the middle of the back panel.
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Signal gonna take down this entire administration
EXCLUSIVE: One Saturday afternoon in October, my phone lit up with a notification.
I glanced down at the message.
“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.
So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
I glanced down at the message.
“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.
So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
October 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Signal gonna take down this entire administration
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The AWS outage and widespread impacts is an example of why monopolies are so bad
October 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The AWS outage and widespread impacts is an example of why monopolies are so bad
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whatever year this was
October 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
whatever year this was