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JAG says it’s legal, but stupid.
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Former JAG.

I do not suffer fools lightly. It’s a feature, not a bug.

I can tell you the truth, but I can’t make you understand it.
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My life:

“I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed.”

John Cusack, Say Anything
It is 10:30 PM on the East Coast. There is no fucking Way Big Ten football should be on right now.
November 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
November 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Reposted by JAG says it’s legal, but stupid.
November 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I just saw a reel of a comedian, pretending to be a pilgrim walking around the new world. “oh, this is nice. I just didn’t realize the whole thing would be outside.”
November 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
SNL Writer’s room as they watch Trump and Mamdani together: “motherfucker—now we have to redo the cold open.”
November 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Her video is 17 minutes to find out she’s resigning on January 5.
Marjorie Taylor Greene just announced she's leaving Congress
November 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Walmart, is you ok?
November 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
No, I have questions.
this insistence that she is some preternatural journalistic talent is going to drive me insane
November 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
107 minutes into a meeting with the data analytics team, one of them highlights a cell in a spreadsheet and says, “This is interesting.”

Reader, it was not.
November 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Reposted by JAG says it’s legal, but stupid.
Profiles in courage
November 21, 2025 at 1:11 PM
High-ranking officials assured us repeatedly and in a rather condescending tone that the tariffs would not increase prices.
November 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Reposted by JAG says it’s legal, but stupid.
omg lol "Quiet Piggy" via amayes on the Tok

www.tiktok.com/@amayes.me/v...
November 20, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Reposted by JAG says it’s legal, but stupid.
The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.

If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Up late.

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November 20, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Reposted by JAG says it’s legal, but stupid.
Someone should be talking to a lawyer.

Like now.
November 20, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Interesting. Consolidated appeals. Injunction stayed only as to ORNG federalization. The rest pends SCOTUS decision in IL case.
New filing: "Oregon v. Trump (national guard deployment [ca9])"
Doc #96: ORDER FOR PUBLICATION FILED. (MARY H. MURGUIA) Appeal Nos. 25-6268 and 25-7194 are consolidated. The court has received the government’s emergency…

[full entry below 👇]

Download PDF | View Full Case

#CL71554902
November 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Huey Long: Every man a king!

Donald Trump: Don’t be insubordinate!
November 19, 2025 at 11:14 PM
TIL that a friend’s mother (an OBGYN) helped deliver Lisa Marie Presley, and was the one to tell Elvis “It’s a girl.”
November 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
“I will run America like a business.”

(immediately loses $374bn)
Oh dear. Was looking bad enough before I noticed that 'minus' in front of the $74bn.
Poppity pop
November 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
The new Kavanaugh Color Chart.
November 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Starts with a quick suck of the Fuehrer’s dick, then gets to the “we need secret police ackshully” on page 2.
I'm now following U.S. v. California (masks and ID requirement):

View Full Case | Background Info | Complaint

#CL71921382
November 18, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Hooray for Hollywood
That screwy ballyhooey Hollywood.
i love that this tweet is still up
November 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
What does Amazon think I’m doing with my curtain rods and drapes?
November 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump
November 17, 2025 at 4:30 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

youtu.be/-AurKrXaFgw?...
November 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM