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♡💌 jade 💌♡
@jadesbeach.bsky.social
milf, shitposter, she/her ♡
i need to follow more people to complete the new account mission but IDK WHERE MY PEOPLE ARE
November 15, 2024 at 2:31 AM
messy mirror/my first selfie on bluesky hehe
November 15, 2024 at 2:22 AM
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What an achievement vaccines are. What a monument to our love for each other it is to stare straight into the face of something as horrific and unstoppable as smallpox or measles or polio or cervical cancer and say “You know what, it doesn’t have to be like this.”

HUMANS!
November 15, 2024 at 1:59 AM
idk if any of my friends are on here but it looks cool at least
November 15, 2024 at 2:20 AM
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Sorry but all the fables and fairy tales I read as a kid led me to believe people would be learning WAY more lessons than they actually do
November 13, 2024 at 6:25 PM
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i’ve seen the lord of the rings trilogy and i’ve played battleship a couple times so appoint me as secretary of defense.
November 13, 2024 at 2:24 AM
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I need a course on gentle parenting under fascism, because my cortisol levels are not ideal for bedtime shenanigans/delays.
November 13, 2024 at 2:50 AM
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Libraries are precious and beautiful and must be defended
November 12, 2024 at 4:45 PM
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I’m posting two identical photos, one on here and one on Twitter.

I’ve been on Twitter for 16 years, I’ve been on Bluesky for 25 days.

Which ones gonna get more likes and interactions?
November 13, 2024 at 1:31 PM