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Jade Clark
@jadenyc.bsky.social
I was told this is where we are now gathering.
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seeing how many people show up in jeffery epstein's emails makes me happy i never reply to anyone's email
November 13, 2025 at 4:08 AM
When I was a child I thought “Dinosaurs” was a legitimate career path. I miss that.
July 27, 2025 at 9:55 AM
I really hope Jude Law is the new Pope. We could all use that moral boost.
May 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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April 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino.
April 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Just came up with this banger of a business name:

“Charlotte's Dead Pest Removal”

Would instantly hire on name alone.
January 1, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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ME: Hello Darkness, my old friend.

DARKNESS: We went out for wings *once*
November 23, 2024 at 3:59 AM
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What
November 23, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Just found out the next book in Mick Herron’s Slough House series is titled “Clown Town” lololol and I couldn’t be more excited about a future book release if I tried.
November 22, 2024 at 2:11 PM
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TIRED: Robots are good for the economy.
WIRED: Robots are bad for workers.
INSPIRED: We must teach our steel and chrome comrades to unionize.
November 20, 2024 at 6:31 PM
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When people blame all the wrong entities for Kamala Harris's loss...

They try to tell you where it all went wrong, now you don't need to argue, just sing this song...
November 18, 2024 at 2:24 PM
We still like cute dogs right? Well here’s my little mud bucket.
November 19, 2024 at 9:53 PM