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jade
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game developer and part-time cat
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Wheatley would be a chaser
July 1, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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March 27, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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December 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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i’m going to the store
December 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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i'm speechless...thank you jeff keighly, for awarding Game of The Year to 'of the Devil: Episode 2.' it's a little strange given that it is DLC, and not released yet, but i can always trust the "The Game Awards" to recognize greatness, especially from a little indie team like ours.

just...wow. ❤️
of the Devil - Episode 2 on Steam
A dizzying cyber-noir crime thriller is unveiled when a defense attorney with Killer insight finds herself at the middle of a brewing war between rival criminal organizations in the neon-soaked underb...
store.steampowered.com
December 11, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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I want you all to know: because my laptop is a think pad that can't run blender or godot, I've been using steam link to develop this entire game on my fucking steam deck
December 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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q: why did the outfielders raise their arms during this play?

a: according to the ancient scrolls in which the rules of baseball were found, if a ball lands and doesn't bounce that ball is declared god. the players were worshipping god. i doubt there will be a game 7 or any further baseball seasons
Absolutely hate the World Series wedgie here
November 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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🚫 NO DMS 🚫 NO CRYPTO 🚫 NO TELLING ME THAT SOMETHING IS "BOFA" 🚫 NO SLEIGHT OF HAND TO MAKE IT APPEAR AS THOUGH YOU HAVE PULLED A QUARTER OUT OF MY EAR 🚫 NO PRETENDING TO HAVE "GOTTEN MY NOSE" 🚫 NO ASKING ME "PETE AND RE-PEAT WERE IN A BOAT, PETE FELL OUT, WHO WAS LEFT" 🚫
October 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Lemme tell you something about "faggot gary" kid. He's the toughest mf in this Raising Cane's. And he earned that nickname. He gets mad if you don't call him that
October 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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my pronouns are it/its but you can use she/her if your soul is weak
October 28, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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Back on my bullshit
October 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I FUCKING LOVE THE USPS WOOOOOOOO
neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night
October 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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when you see a big girl with broad shoulders and unshaved legs and shittily applied makeup like she just started doing it for the first time three months ago and a voice like the faggiest bitch on the planet you should be doing this
October 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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the problem with mechsploitation is that if you turn a girl into a dog that's also an ace pilot you've just succeeded in creating Snoopy
October 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Hello world. It is me. Vile creature. Here to do sin
November 19, 2024 at 4:24 PM
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yo check this out 😏😏
September 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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September 17, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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September 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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January 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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WHY DO THEY CALL IT AIR BNB (BED N BREAKFAST) WHEN THEY LIKE NEVER INCLUDE BREAKFAST THEY SHOULD JUST CALL IT AIRB
September 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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"I am beautiful!"
August 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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i need everyone who misgenders me to look stupid as fuck we're going whole hog on this bitch
August 31, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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its true
August 30, 2025 at 8:38 PM