Jade
jade-is-tired.bsky.social
Jade
@jade-is-tired.bsky.social
she/her | RIT Student

pfp art by Rose Besch (Miles Morales Spider-Man 26 Variant Art)
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We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
October 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
my masterpiece
December 27, 2024 at 10:18 AM
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Happy "Watching Wallace and Gromit with Motion Smoothing" day to all who celebrate.
December 25, 2024 at 8:22 PM
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Merry Christmas.
Cartoon by the wonderful Liz Climo
December 25, 2024 at 8:40 PM
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My paw pattern is finally ready! I’m raffling off the completed paws, and a 2nd place winner will get a copy of the pattern itself!

This pattern is now available for download on my shop!
🔗Link in bio!

To enter: ➕follow me, 🔁 this post, 💬 and 🏷️tag a friend!

Full details below!👇🏽
December 11, 2024 at 11:04 AM
realizing you pass better than you thought is a fun experienced. less fun when it's accompanied by a mediocre cis guy crying about how he feels like he's been "leading you on" because it "wouldn't work long-term" and it's the second date
December 7, 2024 at 6:05 PM
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Selfishness, Lust and Pride
#illustration
December 5, 2024 at 7:28 PM
the fact that i did not see one of my roommates for two days after we got home from break, but that he snuck into my room to leave behind empty bottles during these two days, is a result of the environment i've fostered in my life, and i'm going to have to live with that truth forever.
December 4, 2024 at 5:27 AM
whenever i stop for a moment, i notice the tummyache. i am god's stupidest little warrior.
November 26, 2024 at 2:15 AM
waiting for even a moment is the penultimate insult to my personal dignity. Yes, I do mean penultimate. The ultimate insult is the sound popcorn makes: mockery like no other.
November 26, 2024 at 2:14 AM
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TONIGHT! one of my best friends in the world @rejectedjokes finally graces the stage -- not to mention veteran jess mckenna and new heartthrob ryan gaul. these three do improv together all across the country and it SHOWS. watch / laugh / love / gotta / go / fast 🦔🌪️
November 25, 2024 at 5:54 PM
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 25,1944
November 25, 2024 at 1:46 PM
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Dying Relative Sent Quick ‘How You Holding Up?’ Text
November 22, 2024 at 4:10 PM
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Nancy Mace Introduces Bill That Would Ban Trans Colleagues From Congressional Gymnastics Team
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November 22, 2024 at 7:55 PM
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The "distraction" response may have been the case a decade ago when Paul Ryan and AEI types dominated the GOP and cared about "fiscal restraint." But nowadays, transphobia IS the point of GOP governance. Republican legislatures around the country have restricted transgender people. This is the game
Sarah McBride: "It is an attempt to distract ... Every single time we hear them say the word 'trans,' look what they're doing with their right hand. Look at what they're doing to pick the pocket of American workers, to fleece seniors by privatizing Social Security and Medicare."
November 25, 2024 at 12:42 AM
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bought a used grandmother this week
November 24, 2024 at 6:44 PM
being able to brush your teeth without making sure the toothbrush hits the back of your throat is just one more thing the woke mob took from us
November 24, 2024 at 7:08 PM
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November 22, 2024 at 11:09 PM
i should never have been allowed access to a keyboard. the ability to translate thoughts to text means my thoughts become material, stolen from the realm of nonbeing and pulled into an existence they never asked for, much like bugs bunny in Space Jam 2
November 24, 2024 at 6:40 PM
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November 24, 2024 at 11:16 AM
I should have the ability to erase from history anything I say to my roommates within two hours of a hookup. they may stone me to death eventually
November 24, 2024 at 6:28 PM
"Men are so pretty" "Women are so hot" the worst part about being a pansexual is that these statements are inherently more specific than they are for the monosexuals. no one wants to hear you say "adult human people just really get me going." truly the greatest travesty of the biden administration,
November 24, 2024 at 6:22 PM
how many episodes of a sitcom is it reasonable to watch in a week while procrastinating coursework
November 24, 2024 at 6:06 PM
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November 20, 2024 at 6:06 PM