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Bubbus
@jacobmcclary.bsky.social
Moisturized, in my lane, overall chill dude fr
“Please enter the 6 digit verification code that was sent to your email”

*Puts the barrel to the roof of my mouth*
December 2, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Jeff Probst should publicly execute the first person voted off of Survivor each season
November 26, 2024 at 12:58 AM
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alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones
November 25, 2024 at 2:11 AM
Matt Gaetz Capitol Hill bathroom 4k 60fps
November 23, 2024 at 2:40 PM
*Slams cash disbursement of my payday loan down on the table*

“Come on Luigi - show me them hands you beautiful son of a bitch”
November 22, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Quick - someone wire this man some more rubles
November 22, 2024 at 8:59 PM
“Yea, I got that dog in me 😏”
November 22, 2024 at 8:45 PM
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Artist: Extra Fabulous Comics
November 22, 2024 at 12:27 PM
Why yes, I am a neoliberal. How could you tell?
November 22, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Another terrible day to be able to read. I need to be taken out back and shot like Lennie in Of Mice and Men.

www.nytimes.com/2024/11/21/u...
Marjorie Taylor Greene to Lead ‘DOGE’ Panel and Work With Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy
The rise of the Republican representative from Georgia signals the ascendancy of the MAGA wing of the G.O.P. in Congress.
www.nytimes.com
November 22, 2024 at 6:27 PM
2 for 1 abortion deal at the Suburu Summer Sales event
November 22, 2024 at 6:19 PM
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Inside you are two wolves and they be fuckin'.
November 22, 2024 at 5:18 PM
What is your favorite Nintendo character? I’ll start.

Charlie Kirk Mii
November 22, 2024 at 2:25 PM
*Mike Johnson standing in front of the men’s restroom at the Capitol*

“Show me your cock”
November 22, 2024 at 3:39 AM
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November 21, 2024 at 3:16 PM
“Mr. Netanyahu, for crimes against humanity we hereby sentence you to attend Chili Potluck Day at an all white office located in New England”

*Incoherent wailing and screeching*
November 22, 2024 at 2:54 AM
CNN? Fox? Sweety, I get my news from grocery store bathrooms 💅🏻
November 22, 2024 at 2:30 AM
Functional illiteracy sounds kind of badass. Where do I sign up?
November 22, 2024 at 2:21 AM
That’s a real clear thought that you were able to communicate via a text message/social media post, it would be a shame if I sent you back to the 1970’s to get gasoline induced lead poisoning 😎
November 21, 2024 at 8:41 PM
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I'd rather broadcast my social security number in Times Sq than have to check my email or texts for one more fucking six digit verification code.
November 21, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Since crime is such a hot issue for most Americans why don’t the devs just disable PvP on high pop servers?
November 21, 2024 at 8:20 PM
*Makes a Bluesky account after staying in bed all day with a tummy ache*

I AM the resistance 🫡
November 21, 2024 at 8:15 PM
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My father was killed in a Baja blast you son of a bitch
November 21, 2024 at 1:08 AM
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You're telling me you creamed in this corn?
November 20, 2024 at 5:56 PM
The settlers of Catan were illegal migrants
November 21, 2024 at 2:09 PM