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mister major depression
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they should have the counter strike major on gabe newell's superyacht
November 29, 2025 at 10:31 PM
November 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
hoodie sweatshirt with antibacterial microfiber in the "elbow cough zone"
November 29, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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tropical oasis motel, myrtle beach, south carolina, 1985
November 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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ARROW1U.BMF
November 28, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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one type of lady i really enjoy is sexy
November 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Thanksgiving dinner is usually a long, exhausting affair with endless food and boring, unfocused conversation. Skip it this year in favor of a single bowl of Soylent for the table and a lightning round where each family member pitches an idea for disrupting an established industry with AI
November 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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every thanksgiving, me and my family eat thanksgiving dinner
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Look kids! It’s Ask Jeeves! Over here Jeeves!
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
steve jobs invented cell phone apps and tv streaming. if he was alive i would want to throw rocks at him for that
November 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
at first glance it seems strange that meat loaf would sue his best friend and creative partner over not being allowed to sing a celine dion song. and then you hear the song and it actually makes sense
November 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
That's Right
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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it’s impossible to make your own pasta from scratch at home. no one has ever done it
November 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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I don't understand how anyone can watch how blatantly Grok is manipulated to answer the way ownership desires it to and then act like the other LLM chatbots couldn't possibly be similarly but less obviously compromised to produce responses in whatever way corporate interests and priorities dictate.
November 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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dance dance revolution, warning screen, playstation (2001) www.mobygames.com/game/3794/da...
November 17, 2025 at 9:55 AM
the pats whip sack
November 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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It's got to be wild to be a run of the mill Republican asshole who buys the party line about waging war against pedophiles in the government, and then you find some pedophiles in the government and try to wage war, and your Republican asshole friends are like "wellllll, define 'pedophiles'"
November 23, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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i said this back in the height of doge's power but the real issue with these people is their own jobs are meaningless and bullshit. elon tweets all day. these people just have makework email jobs so they just assume that everyone else also does no work. no idea what it's like e.g., to carry mail
November 23, 2025 at 5:17 AM
thc beverage company left unmedicated flavor samples at the dispensary and now when i go to work my body expects a complimentary full sugar mountain dew. not good
November 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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James Bond 007: Nightfire (2002, PC)

(did you know the PC version of Nightfire uses the same engine as Half-Life 1, Goldsrc? i love how it looks, so i went a little overboard with screenshots lol, enjoy!)
November 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
i wish that was me
Congratulations to Amos Carroll, winner of this year's poker tournament. If you are reading this, Amos, you can pick up your lucky rat's tooth at the lost and found.
November 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
i think it's sick that bowie fucked with death grips. he heard on gp
November 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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yeahhh (Counter-Strike, PC-Xbox, Valve, 2000)

Today's beach and beautiful scenes were submitted by @houseplantsinvg.bsky.social Thank you so much! 💜
November 15, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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These Epstein emails… one day he’s alive, chopping it up with leaders in politics and industry, having fun with his friends… just a few years later he commits suicide in prison. Life really can move fast… hang on to every moment you’ve got
November 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Protests continued today outside Take Two's offices in London, but also in Paris, where Le Syndicat des Travailleureuses du Jeu Vidéo (@stjv.fr) came out to show their international solidarity with the fired Rockstar workers.
November 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM