ur dads new bf
@jacklumbersnack.bsky.social
Jack/John/Bear
🏳️🌈 He/Him, 30
Weird dude from a boring town in Ohio. Didn't figure I'd be having a midlife crisis so soon but here we are. Cooking my own neurodivergent stew in my head.
🏳️🌈 He/Him, 30
Weird dude from a boring town in Ohio. Didn't figure I'd be having a midlife crisis so soon but here we are. Cooking my own neurodivergent stew in my head.
LOOK HOW HANDSOME MY LITTLE DUDE IS AHHHHH
His name is Keeno. Say hello to Keeno or else 🔪
His name is Keeno. Say hello to Keeno or else 🔪
August 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
LOOK HOW HANDSOME MY LITTLE DUDE IS AHHHHH
His name is Keeno. Say hello to Keeno or else 🔪
His name is Keeno. Say hello to Keeno or else 🔪
Something about blue collar job simulators scratch an itch for me.
June 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Something about blue collar job simulators scratch an itch for me.
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If I get called out for playing poorly, I'll lie and tell my team I'm drunk so they can't get mad at me.
If I get called out for tryharding, I'll tell the enemy team "I'm high as balls rn idek my score" and that tilts em pretty good. It's also not always a lie like the first one lol
If I get called out for tryharding, I'll tell the enemy team "I'm high as balls rn idek my score" and that tilts em pretty good. It's also not always a lie like the first one lol
March 9, 2025 at 10:53 PM
If I get called out for playing poorly, I'll lie and tell my team I'm drunk so they can't get mad at me.
If I get called out for tryharding, I'll tell the enemy team "I'm high as balls rn idek my score" and that tilts em pretty good. It's also not always a lie like the first one lol
If I get called out for tryharding, I'll tell the enemy team "I'm high as balls rn idek my score" and that tilts em pretty good. It's also not always a lie like the first one lol
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Fuck us up, world.
We never deserved what we were.
We never deserved what we were.
March 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Fuck us up, world.
We never deserved what we were.
We never deserved what we were.
My main goal is to act like a boomer on the Internet and act like I don't know nobody.
March 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
My main goal is to act like a boomer on the Internet and act like I don't know nobody.
My mental health has been a confusing mess lately. 95% of the time I feel emotionally numb, even when I am in a good mood with others around.
The other 5% is me being one or two things away from emotionally breaking and doing unhealthy things to deal with it.
The other 5% is me being one or two things away from emotionally breaking and doing unhealthy things to deal with it.
February 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
My mental health has been a confusing mess lately. 95% of the time I feel emotionally numb, even when I am in a good mood with others around.
The other 5% is me being one or two things away from emotionally breaking and doing unhealthy things to deal with it.
The other 5% is me being one or two things away from emotionally breaking and doing unhealthy things to deal with it.
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look, if you don’t trust the geniuses behind businesses that go bankrupt, rockets that explode, and cars that kill people, who can you trust
February 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
look, if you don’t trust the geniuses behind businesses that go bankrupt, rockets that explode, and cars that kill people, who can you trust
Fetty Wap's full name is Fettuccini Wap.
February 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Fetty Wap's full name is Fettuccini Wap.
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I don’t mean to be a scold, but respectfully, please don’t use manipulated Calvin & Hobbes frames out of respect for Bill Watterson.
He’s said he never wanted to commercialize C&H to preserve the innocence & integrity of the characters he created.
Some things are best left pure. ❤️
He’s said he never wanted to commercialize C&H to preserve the innocence & integrity of the characters he created.
Some things are best left pure. ❤️
February 15, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I don’t mean to be a scold, but respectfully, please don’t use manipulated Calvin & Hobbes frames out of respect for Bill Watterson.
He’s said he never wanted to commercialize C&H to preserve the innocence & integrity of the characters he created.
Some things are best left pure. ❤️
He’s said he never wanted to commercialize C&H to preserve the innocence & integrity of the characters he created.
Some things are best left pure. ❤️
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Cancer research. They're cutting cancer research.
It takes up less than 0.01% of the budget—meanwhile, nearly 80% goes to national defense, entitlements, and interest payments on our debt.
The cruelty isn’t a side effect. It’s the point.
It takes up less than 0.01% of the budget—meanwhile, nearly 80% goes to national defense, entitlements, and interest payments on our debt.
The cruelty isn’t a side effect. It’s the point.
February 14, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Cancer research. They're cutting cancer research.
It takes up less than 0.01% of the budget—meanwhile, nearly 80% goes to national defense, entitlements, and interest payments on our debt.
The cruelty isn’t a side effect. It’s the point.
It takes up less than 0.01% of the budget—meanwhile, nearly 80% goes to national defense, entitlements, and interest payments on our debt.
The cruelty isn’t a side effect. It’s the point.
"All work and no play makes Jack wanna buy a fucking unregistered firearm."
- Jack, after working a clopen
- Jack, after working a clopen
February 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
"All work and no play makes Jack wanna buy a fucking unregistered firearm."
- Jack, after working a clopen
- Jack, after working a clopen
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extremely important PSA
February 11, 2025 at 4:30 AM
extremely important PSA
Somebody who didn't know my sexuality asked me today if I'm an ass man or a boob man and I said I'm actually a beard man.
Took him a second to figure that out. I love when people are surprised by my sexuality and also not judgemental.
Took him a second to figure that out. I love when people are surprised by my sexuality and also not judgemental.
February 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Somebody who didn't know my sexuality asked me today if I'm an ass man or a boob man and I said I'm actually a beard man.
Took him a second to figure that out. I love when people are surprised by my sexuality and also not judgemental.
Took him a second to figure that out. I love when people are surprised by my sexuality and also not judgemental.
Heckling the food channel today with my lunch
February 9, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Heckling the food channel today with my lunch
I've come to complain about liberals, call you a slur, and maybe even clog a urinal with dip spit.
February 4, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I've come to complain about liberals, call you a slur, and maybe even clog a urinal with dip spit.
What's funny is, not only is discord down rn, downdetector.com is too lol
Status overview
downdetector.com
February 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
What's funny is, not only is discord down rn, downdetector.com is too lol
Discord please return to me. I need to know the thoughts of my peers.
February 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Discord please return to me. I need to know the thoughts of my peers.
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Me to my dog's nose: 🎶blitzkrieg *boop*
February 1, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Me to my dog's nose: 🎶blitzkrieg *boop*
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I apologize, Temu. I was not familiar with your game.
January 31, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I apologize, Temu. I was not familiar with your game.
It's on sight if I ever see Dutch van der Linde.
I fear I couldn't make it through another playthrough because the urge to dome the asshole would be too great.
I fear I couldn't make it through another playthrough because the urge to dome the asshole would be too great.
January 29, 2025 at 10:01 PM
It's on sight if I ever see Dutch van der Linde.
I fear I couldn't make it through another playthrough because the urge to dome the asshole would be too great.
I fear I couldn't make it through another playthrough because the urge to dome the asshole would be too great.
Imagine the first man named Brad
January 29, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Imagine the first man named Brad
Here is your sign to get a bunch of pictures of your pets printed
January 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Here is your sign to get a bunch of pictures of your pets printed
Something that just happened at my job lol
January 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Something that just happened at my job lol