lily vanderwoodsenbasshumphrey
@jackietaylor.scares.men
avi is me. literally all i care about is sandwiches
in an open marriage with @gotobeddevin.bsky.social 🧸 🍑
Blair 💜 @jackanddiet.bsky.social
in an open marriage with @gotobeddevin.bsky.social 🧸 🍑
Blair 💜 @jackanddiet.bsky.social
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Things are only scary if you’re scared.
November 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Things are only scary if you’re scared.
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Top 5 movie genres
- Aesthetics of a mystery, jokes of a comedy
- Good For Her
- Having gay sex would be a lot less weird than what these two have going on (killing people)
- Very campy teen comedy
- Don’t worry, all of these rich people are going to die
- Aesthetics of a mystery, jokes of a comedy
- Good For Her
- Having gay sex would be a lot less weird than what these two have going on (killing people)
- Very campy teen comedy
- Don’t worry, all of these rich people are going to die
top five movie/media genres (this is hard!)
~ "Good for her!" horror (Midsommar, YJ)
~ strangers put into intense emotional situations (Bel Canto, The Magician's Assistant)
~ forbidden romance (Tristan & Isolde)
~ complicated wlw friendships
~ ridiculous musicals (Reefer Madness)
~ "Good for her!" horror (Midsommar, YJ)
~ strangers put into intense emotional situations (Bel Canto, The Magician's Assistant)
~ forbidden romance (Tristan & Isolde)
~ complicated wlw friendships
~ ridiculous musicals (Reefer Madness)
What are your top 5 movie/media genres?
Mine are:
• mythical Thing actually exists & is THE only thing holding the world together
• “I will hunt down every last one of you.” (John Wick)
• magical objects, end of the world
• self-aware horror parody (Evil Dead 2+)
• thinly veiled feminist allegory
Mine are:
• mythical Thing actually exists & is THE only thing holding the world together
• “I will hunt down every last one of you.” (John Wick)
• magical objects, end of the world
• self-aware horror parody (Evil Dead 2+)
• thinly veiled feminist allegory
November 16, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Top 5 movie genres
- Aesthetics of a mystery, jokes of a comedy
- Good For Her
- Having gay sex would be a lot less weird than what these two have going on (killing people)
- Very campy teen comedy
- Don’t worry, all of these rich people are going to die
- Aesthetics of a mystery, jokes of a comedy
- Good For Her
- Having gay sex would be a lot less weird than what these two have going on (killing people)
- Very campy teen comedy
- Don’t worry, all of these rich people are going to die
top five movie/media genres (this is hard!)
~ "Good for her!" horror (Midsommar, YJ)
~ strangers put into intense emotional situations (Bel Canto, The Magician's Assistant)
~ forbidden romance (Tristan & Isolde)
~ complicated wlw friendships
~ ridiculous musicals (Reefer Madness)
~ "Good for her!" horror (Midsommar, YJ)
~ strangers put into intense emotional situations (Bel Canto, The Magician's Assistant)
~ forbidden romance (Tristan & Isolde)
~ complicated wlw friendships
~ ridiculous musicals (Reefer Madness)
What are your top 5 movie/media genres?
Mine are:
• mythical Thing actually exists & is THE only thing holding the world together
• “I will hunt down every last one of you.” (John Wick)
• magical objects, end of the world
• self-aware horror parody (Evil Dead 2+)
• thinly veiled feminist allegory
Mine are:
• mythical Thing actually exists & is THE only thing holding the world together
• “I will hunt down every last one of you.” (John Wick)
• magical objects, end of the world
• self-aware horror parody (Evil Dead 2+)
• thinly veiled feminist allegory
What are your top 5 movie genres?
Mine are:
- “OMG, I have *powers*?”
- dinosaurs
- animated plucky misfits with animal companions
- wait, it’s a musical
- blood soaked horror
Mine are:
- “OMG, I have *powers*?”
- dinosaurs
- animated plucky misfits with animal companions
- wait, it’s a musical
- blood soaked horror
November 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
top five movie/media genres (this is hard!)
~ "Good for her!" horror (Midsommar, YJ)
~ strangers put into intense emotional situations (Bel Canto, The Magician's Assistant)
~ forbidden romance (Tristan & Isolde)
~ complicated wlw friendships
~ ridiculous musicals (Reefer Madness)
~ "Good for her!" horror (Midsommar, YJ)
~ strangers put into intense emotional situations (Bel Canto, The Magician's Assistant)
~ forbidden romance (Tristan & Isolde)
~ complicated wlw friendships
~ ridiculous musicals (Reefer Madness)
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This is what I mean when I say “my collection”. Real photos, postcards, slides, and film negatives plus a box of glass plate negatives. Not screenshots of things found online.
November 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
This is what I mean when I say “my collection”. Real photos, postcards, slides, and film negatives plus a box of glass plate negatives. Not screenshots of things found online.
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I still haven’t moved on from “Miracle Mile Shopping Center”
November 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I still haven’t moved on from “Miracle Mile Shopping Center”
only two more flights of 2025 !!!
November 16, 2025 at 10:01 PM
only two more flights of 2025 !!!
shoutout to the guy holding up the taxi line by just repeating "Chicago!" every time they ask where he's going
November 16, 2025 at 8:13 PM
shoutout to the guy holding up the taxi line by just repeating "Chicago!" every time they ask where he's going
okay HOW do you guys always get access to airport club lounges. I'm a rewards member at five airlines and even when i fly first class they say im not eligible to enter the lounge. is there some secret higher-tier lounge ticket no one talks about??
November 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
okay HOW do you guys always get access to airport club lounges. I'm a rewards member at five airlines and even when i fly first class they say im not eligible to enter the lounge. is there some secret higher-tier lounge ticket no one talks about??
ORD is a ghost town. what are these government men doing to us
November 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
ORD is a ghost town. what are these government men doing to us
grace is v sweet, go follow her :)
spare 1 follower
November 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
grace is v sweet, go follow her :)
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a big runoff last night, in New Orleans:
Calvin Duncan was exonerated after spending *28 years* in prison; he tried to get his own case records from the New Orleans city clerk—but the office dragged its feet.
So Duncan ran to become city clerk himself, and yesterday ousted the incumbent.
Calvin Duncan was exonerated after spending *28 years* in prison; he tried to get his own case records from the New Orleans city clerk—but the office dragged its feet.
So Duncan ran to become city clerk himself, and yesterday ousted the incumbent.
Calvin Duncan wins Orleans clerk of court race - Verite News New Orleans
Duncan, a political newcomer and former prisoner, defeated incumbent Darren Lombard by a wide margin in Saturday's runoff.
veritenews.org
November 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
a big runoff last night, in New Orleans:
Calvin Duncan was exonerated after spending *28 years* in prison; he tried to get his own case records from the New Orleans city clerk—but the office dragged its feet.
So Duncan ran to become city clerk himself, and yesterday ousted the incumbent.
Calvin Duncan was exonerated after spending *28 years* in prison; he tried to get his own case records from the New Orleans city clerk—but the office dragged its feet.
So Duncan ran to become city clerk himself, and yesterday ousted the incumbent.
proudly continuing my lifelong boycott of Starbucks (i do not drink coffee)
November 16, 2025 at 4:23 PM
proudly continuing my lifelong boycott of Starbucks (i do not drink coffee)
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a cis teen painted this chapel???
November 16, 2025 at 3:02 PM
a cis teen painted this chapel???
goodbye Florida 😭
November 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
goodbye Florida 😭
ADAM. FUCKING. DRIVER.
What actor are you so (rationally or not) repulsed by that their work, no matter how good, is unwatchable to you?
Leonardo DiCaprio
Leonardo DiCaprio
November 16, 2025 at 5:52 AM
ADAM. FUCKING. DRIVER.
@natscatorccioo.scares.men this is for you
November 16, 2025 at 3:44 AM
@natscatorccioo.scares.men this is for you
two different cars stopped and asked us to party with them on our way from the bar. we walked one block
November 16, 2025 at 3:14 AM
two different cars stopped and asked us to party with them on our way from the bar. we walked one block
how can i dm olivia nuzzi
November 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
how can i dm olivia nuzzi
i miss Yellowjackets !
November 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
i miss Yellowjackets !
Bisexual-ass Peter Pettigrew
November 16, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Bisexual-ass Peter Pettigrew
Dunder Mifflin slash sex predator hotline, this is dwight
dunder mifflin this is pam
November 15, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Dunder Mifflin slash sex predator hotline, this is dwight
did lines and shrooms and now I'm at a private fundraiser at a Hulk Hogan bar
November 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
did lines and shrooms and now I'm at a private fundraiser at a Hulk Hogan bar