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Come see The Hunks of Coal perform the new New Orleans Christmas classics
-Jesus’ 18th Birthday on Bourbon St
-Santa’s Gonna Make it for Mardi Gras
-Slushy the Snowman
-it’s Always Christmas Time at Snake & Jake’s
#nolasky #nolatwitter #nolachristmas #neworleans
open.spotify.com/album/6dzQnj...
-Jesus’ 18th Birthday on Bourbon St
-Santa’s Gonna Make it for Mardi Gras
-Slushy the Snowman
-it’s Always Christmas Time at Snake & Jake’s
#nolasky #nolatwitter #nolachristmas #neworleans
open.spotify.com/album/6dzQnj...
December 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Come see The Hunks of Coal perform the new New Orleans Christmas classics
-Jesus’ 18th Birthday on Bourbon St
-Santa’s Gonna Make it for Mardi Gras
-Slushy the Snowman
-it’s Always Christmas Time at Snake & Jake’s
#nolasky #nolatwitter #nolachristmas #neworleans
open.spotify.com/album/6dzQnj...
-Jesus’ 18th Birthday on Bourbon St
-Santa’s Gonna Make it for Mardi Gras
-Slushy the Snowman
-it’s Always Christmas Time at Snake & Jake’s
#nolasky #nolatwitter #nolachristmas #neworleans
open.spotify.com/album/6dzQnj...
New New Orleans Christmas tune! This one’s about a snowman who shows up in New Orleans when it snows, and then immediately melts. Except for one magic week in 2025…
New #neworleansmusic #christmasmusic #nolasky #nolatwitter #neworleans #fiddle inspired by #pogues
open.spotify.com/track/0fHCHt...
New #neworleansmusic #christmasmusic #nolasky #nolatwitter #neworleans #fiddle inspired by #pogues
open.spotify.com/track/0fHCHt...
Slushy the Snowman
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December 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
New New Orleans Christmas tune! This one’s about a snowman who shows up in New Orleans when it snows, and then immediately melts. Except for one magic week in 2025…
New #neworleansmusic #christmasmusic #nolasky #nolatwitter #neworleans #fiddle inspired by #pogues
open.spotify.com/track/0fHCHt...
New #neworleansmusic #christmasmusic #nolasky #nolatwitter #neworleans #fiddle inspired by #pogues
open.spotify.com/track/0fHCHt...
Oh cool, Architects are the person of the year? Getting some love for all the great work architects due to improve the built environment, all right!
No need to finish reading the headline I assume.
No need to finish reading the headline I assume.
December 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Oh cool, Architects are the person of the year? Getting some love for all the great work architects due to improve the built environment, all right!
No need to finish reading the headline I assume.
No need to finish reading the headline I assume.
It’s Always Christmas Time at Snake and Jake’s!
New #neworleansmusic #christmasmusic #nolasky #nolatwitter #neworleans #fiddle #pedalsteel #horns
#divebar
open.spotify.com/track/6sRv9g...
New #neworleansmusic #christmasmusic #nolasky #nolatwitter #neworleans #fiddle #pedalsteel #horns
#divebar
open.spotify.com/track/6sRv9g...
It's Always Christmas Time at Snake and Jake's
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December 11, 2025 at 12:41 PM
It’s Always Christmas Time at Snake and Jake’s!
New #neworleansmusic #christmasmusic #nolasky #nolatwitter #neworleans #fiddle #pedalsteel #horns
#divebar
open.spotify.com/track/6sRv9g...
New #neworleansmusic #christmasmusic #nolasky #nolatwitter #neworleans #fiddle #pedalsteel #horns
#divebar
open.spotify.com/track/6sRv9g...
Humbly submitted for your Christmas listening pleasure:
Santa’s Gonna Make it for Mardi Gras
#nolasky #christmasmusic #neworleans #neworleansmusic #trombone #trumpet
open.spotify.com/track/68zLZ2...
Santa’s Gonna Make it for Mardi Gras
#nolasky #christmasmusic #neworleans #neworleansmusic #trombone #trumpet
open.spotify.com/track/68zLZ2...
Santa's Gonna Make It for Mardi Gras
open.spotify.com
December 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Humbly submitted for your Christmas listening pleasure:
Santa’s Gonna Make it for Mardi Gras
#nolasky #christmasmusic #neworleans #neworleansmusic #trombone #trumpet
open.spotify.com/track/68zLZ2...
Santa’s Gonna Make it for Mardi Gras
#nolasky #christmasmusic #neworleans #neworleansmusic #trombone #trumpet
open.spotify.com/track/68zLZ2...
Humbly submitted for your Christmas listening pleasure: We always hear songs about Jesus’ original birthday, but none about his other b-days. So here’s one about when he turned 18 and his buddies took him down to party in New Orleans.
#nolasky #xmasmusic
open.spotify.com/track/059QhM...
#nolasky #xmasmusic
open.spotify.com/track/059QhM...
Jesus' 18th Birthday on Bourbon Street
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December 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Humbly submitted for your Christmas listening pleasure: We always hear songs about Jesus’ original birthday, but none about his other b-days. So here’s one about when he turned 18 and his buddies took him down to party in New Orleans.
#nolasky #xmasmusic
open.spotify.com/track/059QhM...
#nolasky #xmasmusic
open.spotify.com/track/059QhM...
December 3, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Emerging generational divide: listening to k-pop demon hunters and the toddler and 8-year old are both jamming out, switched to “Let it Go” and the toddler yelled out “Noooo!!!” and tried to turn it off
November 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Emerging generational divide: listening to k-pop demon hunters and the toddler and 8-year old are both jamming out, switched to “Let it Go” and the toddler yelled out “Noooo!!!” and tried to turn it off
Mamdani is going to implement Shalamar law so that there will be free soul trains to the uptown festival
November 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Mamdani is going to implement Shalamar law so that there will be free soul trains to the uptown festival
If you’re ever feeling bored on your flight just know that at some point in your journey a toddler pointed at you with joy and called out “airpane!”
October 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
If you’re ever feeling bored on your flight just know that at some point in your journey a toddler pointed at you with joy and called out “airpane!”
Just another typical dad Sunday looking at the sunrise and cleaning banana out of my armpits
October 19, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Just another typical dad Sunday looking at the sunrise and cleaning banana out of my armpits
One of the weird things about teaching a child to talk is how many differently shaped things all share the word “dog”
October 4, 2025 at 12:13 PM
One of the weird things about teaching a child to talk is how many differently shaped things all share the word “dog”
Damn how has it taken me this long to get into Alice Coltrane. So good
October 4, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Damn how has it taken me this long to get into Alice Coltrane. So good
Simon says jump
Simon says sit
Simon says board a greyhound in Pittsburgh
Simon says toss me a cigarette
Simon says feel empty and aching
Count up the cars on the New Jersey turnpike
ah ah, I didn’t say Simon says
Simon says sit
Simon says board a greyhound in Pittsburgh
Simon says toss me a cigarette
Simon says feel empty and aching
Count up the cars on the New Jersey turnpike
ah ah, I didn’t say Simon says
October 3, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Simon says jump
Simon says sit
Simon says board a greyhound in Pittsburgh
Simon says toss me a cigarette
Simon says feel empty and aching
Count up the cars on the New Jersey turnpike
ah ah, I didn’t say Simon says
Simon says sit
Simon says board a greyhound in Pittsburgh
Simon says toss me a cigarette
Simon says feel empty and aching
Count up the cars on the New Jersey turnpike
ah ah, I didn’t say Simon says
Do bidet and bedazzle come from the same root word?
September 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Do bidet and bedazzle come from the same root word?
Now, let me get back to personally rejecting invoices from the interior designer and the installers
September 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Now, let me get back to personally rejecting invoices from the interior designer and the installers
RFK Jr: Also, pregnant women are not allowed to have ice cream or cozy socks.
September 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
RFK Jr: Also, pregnant women are not allowed to have ice cream or cozy socks.
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MAKING ME DEFEND THE FORMER CO-HOST OF THE MAN SHOW MAY BE THE LAST STRAW, AMERICA.
September 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
MAKING ME DEFEND THE FORMER CO-HOST OF THE MAN SHOW MAY BE THE LAST STRAW, AMERICA.
Ah, they finally cancelled Jimmy Kimmel for doing Karl Malone blackface eh? Took long enough. Oh, was it not for that?
September 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Ah, they finally cancelled Jimmy Kimmel for doing Karl Malone blackface eh? Took long enough. Oh, was it not for that?
Florida’s next move: banning school zone speed limits
September 3, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Florida’s next move: banning school zone speed limits
Ok fine I’ll see what this K-Mart Bargain Hunters movie is all about
September 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Ok fine I’ll see what this K-Mart Bargain Hunters movie is all about
Hey, I just met you, and there’s this whale, but here’s my story, so Call me Ishmael.
August 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Hey, I just met you, and there’s this whale, but here’s my story, so Call me Ishmael.
Reposted by Elephrombone
Got my new business cards in, pretty exciting:
December 13, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Got my new business cards in, pretty exciting:
Reposted by Elephrombone
Pitching this idea:
Investor: I can’t really tell if the baby is even right side up in this thing
Me: See, this guy gets it!
Investor: I can’t really tell if the baby is even right side up in this thing
Me: See, this guy gets it!
#Dadinventions : its a baby carrier sling but its also a functional acoustic guitar and the fabric is embroidered with the chords to Crush by Dave Matthews Band
December 13, 2024 at 2:42 AM
Pitching this idea:
Investor: I can’t really tell if the baby is even right side up in this thing
Me: See, this guy gets it!
Investor: I can’t really tell if the baby is even right side up in this thing
Me: See, this guy gets it!
If you got this message during business hours it is because i am currently peeing which is apparently the only time anyone ever calls me
March 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
If you got this message during business hours it is because i am currently peeing which is apparently the only time anyone ever calls me