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Funk in the trunk
Desire once moved them; no longer.
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
The best Christmas record outside of Aaron Neville
December 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
(Making screaming gibbon noises in celebration)
October 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Meanwhile the mathematician on Robert Peary’s trip was his polar opposite
October 9, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Ask not by whom the dogs were let out

The dogs were let out for thee
October 4, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Hate your neighbor as you hate yourself
October 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
The sun rises.
Man, in awe: Shiiiit.
Man shits.
Later…The moon rises.
Man, in awe: Fuuuuuck.
Man fucks.
October 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Where are the orcas when you need them
September 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
They installed some great new slot machines, too
September 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM