Jackalope
@jackalope1981.bsky.social
Bastard Pet of the Piltdown Man
He/him
alt account for nsfw 18+ writing and various smuttiness at https://bsky.app/profile/peetersteele.bsky.social
He/him
alt account for nsfw 18+ writing and various smuttiness at https://bsky.app/profile/peetersteele.bsky.social
fucking hell autocorrect, antisemitic much?!
November 16, 2025 at 1:51 AM
fucking hell autocorrect, antisemitic much?!
funny that people are like "what if someone you like is in the Epstein emails/files" and I can quite confidently say there definitely fucking won't be 😂
November 16, 2025 at 1:51 AM
funny that people are like "what if someone you like is in the Epstein emails/files" and I can quite confidently say there definitely fucking won't be 😂
the only words I don't understand is whomst the fuck is Corey Doctorow?!
November 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
the only words I don't understand is whomst the fuck is Corey Doctorow?!
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November 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Once again thinking about Caravaggio (yes, the painter) and his inscribed sword that he would use in gang fights against rival art groups.
"Without hope, without fear," holy shit, dude.
"Without hope, without fear," holy shit, dude.
November 15, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Once again thinking about Caravaggio (yes, the painter) and his inscribed sword that he would use in gang fights against rival art groups.
"Without hope, without fear," holy shit, dude.
"Without hope, without fear," holy shit, dude.
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November 15, 2025 at 8:22 AM
*Someone raving at me about a Stephen King book*
me: Is this the one with giant ant hell and secret electricity?
them:
me: it is, isn't it?
them: *nods sadly*
me: *frenzied stabbing*
me: Is this the one with giant ant hell and secret electricity?
them:
me: it is, isn't it?
them: *nods sadly*
me: *frenzied stabbing*
November 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
*Someone raving at me about a Stephen King book*
me: Is this the one with giant ant hell and secret electricity?
them:
me: it is, isn't it?
them: *nods sadly*
me: *frenzied stabbing*
me: Is this the one with giant ant hell and secret electricity?
them:
me: it is, isn't it?
them: *nods sadly*
me: *frenzied stabbing*
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Kei from the dirty pair
November 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Kei from the dirty pair
HA HA HA HA HA HA THEY TURNED THE WHOLE OF METROID 4 INTO AN ESCORT MISSION THATS HILARIOUS! SUFFER, YOU NINTENDO FREAKS
November 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
HA HA HA HA HA HA THEY TURNED THE WHOLE OF METROID 4 INTO AN ESCORT MISSION THATS HILARIOUS! SUFFER, YOU NINTENDO FREAKS
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I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
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PORN IS ART, PORN IS GOOD, PEOPLE MAKING PORN IS A SIGN OF A HEALTHY SOCIETY
There has been a noticeable reticence in left and liberal circles to voice full-throated support for pornography, even as it's become increasingly clear what the open end goals of the censorship movement are
In a lot of ways other leftists chose this path folks. They shrugged and didn’t care when Patreon banned a ton of hypnosis and TF creators, or when YouTube started their ASMR crackdown. Now it’s coming for queer porn creators, more and more. Who will stand up?
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
PORN IS ART, PORN IS GOOD, PEOPLE MAKING PORN IS A SIGN OF A HEALTHY SOCIETY
Jesus Christ, A Wild Geese cinema release! 😂 That should be interesting.
November 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Jesus Christ, A Wild Geese cinema release! 😂 That should be interesting.
The American right is literally trying to ban legal consensual pornography, presumably so they can replace it with marrying their 9 year old sisters.
I love writing one single article over and over again every month
November 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
The American right is literally trying to ban legal consensual pornography, presumably so they can replace it with marrying their 9 year old sisters.
people need to give me advance warning before showing me a photo of Neve Campbell because any time I see a photo of Neve Campbell, I go weird for the next decade or three.
November 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
people need to give me advance warning before showing me a photo of Neve Campbell because any time I see a photo of Neve Campbell, I go weird for the next decade or three.
eh I'm not surprised. There were some fun episodes in s2 but the central arc kinda stunk and I hated the finale. Felt like they really ran out of ideas suddenly.
‘POKER FACE’ has been cancelled by Peacock after 2 seasons.
However, Rian Johnson is pitching a new version of the series with Peter Dinklage taking over as detective Charlie Cale
(Source: Deadline)
However, Rian Johnson is pitching a new version of the series with Peter Dinklage taking over as detective Charlie Cale
(Source: Deadline)
November 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
eh I'm not surprised. There were some fun episodes in s2 but the central arc kinda stunk and I hated the finale. Felt like they really ran out of ideas suddenly.
absolutely no one: ...
me: So...
everyone, cutting me off immediately: YES WE GET IT PREDATOR BADLANDS IS YOUR FAVOURITE MOVIE EVER AND YOU CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT OR TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU LOVE PREDATOR BADLANDS AND HOW MUCH THIA AND DEK AND BUD ARE THE BESTEST EVER AND YOU LOVE THEM
me: So...
everyone, cutting me off immediately: YES WE GET IT PREDATOR BADLANDS IS YOUR FAVOURITE MOVIE EVER AND YOU CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT OR TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU LOVE PREDATOR BADLANDS AND HOW MUCH THIA AND DEK AND BUD ARE THE BESTEST EVER AND YOU LOVE THEM
November 13, 2025 at 9:16 AM
absolutely no one: ...
me: So...
everyone, cutting me off immediately: YES WE GET IT PREDATOR BADLANDS IS YOUR FAVOURITE MOVIE EVER AND YOU CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT OR TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU LOVE PREDATOR BADLANDS AND HOW MUCH THIA AND DEK AND BUD ARE THE BESTEST EVER AND YOU LOVE THEM
me: So...
everyone, cutting me off immediately: YES WE GET IT PREDATOR BADLANDS IS YOUR FAVOURITE MOVIE EVER AND YOU CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT OR TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU LOVE PREDATOR BADLANDS AND HOW MUCH THIA AND DEK AND BUD ARE THE BESTEST EVER AND YOU LOVE THEM
if you meet someone and they start telling you that Predator Badlands was Disney-fied, I need you to push a pencil up their nose for me.
November 13, 2025 at 7:49 AM
if you meet someone and they start telling you that Predator Badlands was Disney-fied, I need you to push a pencil up their nose for me.
My Predator Badlands Fanfic porn makes more fucking sense than an email by that drug addled paedo billionaire. Jesus.
"skin as part of brain?"
This is that great intellect people talk about?
November 13, 2025 at 7:26 AM
My Predator Badlands Fanfic porn makes more fucking sense than an email by that drug addled paedo billionaire. Jesus.
just saw a thing that said The Faculty came out 27 years ago WAT THE FUCK EVEN IS TIME I HATE IT
November 13, 2025 at 7:22 AM
just saw a thing that said The Faculty came out 27 years ago WAT THE FUCK EVEN IS TIME I HATE IT
hey its the lads from Star Wars Outlaws! I love these guys. We had fun.
A couple of Hasbro Star Wars The Vintage Collection 3.75" Jabba-themed reissues are up now at BBTS - bit.ly/47typ26
November 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
hey its the lads from Star Wars Outlaws! I love these guys. We had fun.
I think they should put Mario and Sonic in a blender, and kill them and make an Alex Kidd movie instead.
November 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I think they should put Mario and Sonic in a blender, and kill them and make an Alex Kidd movie instead.
Do National Express drivers have to do a recital performance of Divine Comedy's National Express as part of their final certification, and if not, why not?
November 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Do National Express drivers have to do a recital performance of Divine Comedy's National Express as part of their final certification, and if not, why not?