Jackalope
@jackalope1981.bsky.social
Bastard Pet of the Piltdown Man
He/him
alt account for nsfw 18+ writing and various smuttiness at https://bsky.app/profile/peetersteele.bsky.social
He/him
alt account for nsfw 18+ writing and various smuttiness at https://bsky.app/profile/peetersteele.bsky.social
goddammit so frigging close.
November 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
goddammit so frigging close.
btw Japan already did Bond with a woman playing Bond
November 12, 2025 at 9:16 AM
btw Japan already did Bond with a woman playing Bond
fucking hell yougov
November 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
fucking hell yougov
... have the BBC watched Close Encounters?
November 2, 2025 at 12:31 PM
... have the BBC watched Close Encounters?
November 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
had an audience for this one. No pressure! 😂
October 31, 2025 at 12:02 PM
had an audience for this one. No pressure! 😂
committing samurai violence
October 31, 2025 at 1:41 AM
committing samurai violence
he doesn't even come up with a clever scheme. He just pulls out twin Berretta's and Chow Yun Fat's the squeaky voiced motherfucker.
October 30, 2025 at 9:36 AM
he doesn't even come up with a clever scheme. He just pulls out twin Berretta's and Chow Yun Fat's the squeaky voiced motherfucker.
live footage of Your Party MPs going running to the Greens when their party finally collapses
October 29, 2025 at 12:03 PM
live footage of Your Party MPs going running to the Greens when their party finally collapses
OH NO! i'm a liar. Well, old and confused. It was the 1983 animated Hound of the Baskervilles! Also had a Ladybird Book retelling of it and of Dracula!
October 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
OH NO! i'm a liar. Well, old and confused. It was the 1983 animated Hound of the Baskervilles! Also had a Ladybird Book retelling of it and of Dracula!
WELL THAT WAS FUCKING TEDIOUS I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT I HAD TO DO TO GET THIS TO WORK WHHHHYYY CANT THEY LEAVE THINGS ALONE GET ME A UX DESIGNER SO I CAN BREAK THEIR FUCKING THUMBS
October 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
WELL THAT WAS FUCKING TEDIOUS I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT I HAD TO DO TO GET THIS TO WORK WHHHHYYY CANT THEY LEAVE THINGS ALONE GET ME A UX DESIGNER SO I CAN BREAK THEIR FUCKING THUMBS
*weeps with joy* Its a big mother! 1600x1200 max rez!!! 19 inch.
October 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
*weeps with joy* Its a big mother! 1600x1200 max rez!!! 19 inch.
Expensive but oh so tasty little payday treat for myself this morning. Whores will have their trinkets...
October 17, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Expensive but oh so tasty little payday treat for myself this morning. Whores will have their trinkets...
This dumbass Disney kid. If she wasn't such a Karen, she wouldn't have got shot, leading to the Street Thunder blood feud escalating into an Assault on Precinct 13.
October 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
This dumbass Disney kid. If she wasn't such a Karen, she wouldn't have got shot, leading to the Street Thunder blood feud escalating into an Assault on Precinct 13.
Oh jeez that's so hard! So many good candidates. Sidney, Ripley, Nearly went with Ginny from Friday 13th Part 2, or Stevie in The Fog. Grace from Ready or Not. But I'm gonna say Rhonda from Trick r Treat.
October 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Oh jeez that's so hard! So many good candidates. Sidney, Ripley, Nearly went with Ginny from Friday 13th Part 2, or Stevie in The Fog. Grace from Ready or Not. But I'm gonna say Rhonda from Trick r Treat.
Vera Sanchez, Friday 13th Part 3. Way more interesting and charismatic character than the lead. At least I guess she gets the honour of being Jason's first on screen kill while wearing the hockey mask.
October 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Vera Sanchez, Friday 13th Part 3. Way more interesting and charismatic character than the lead. At least I guess she gets the honour of being Jason's first on screen kill while wearing the hockey mask.
well at the moment this is how it displays in the feed so at least it's very visible?
October 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
well at the moment this is how it displays in the feed so at least it's very visible?
North Korea shows off huge empty metal tube at military parade.
October 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
North Korea shows off huge empty metal tube at military parade.
lol I invoked the spirit of Baker! (which is impressive since he's not dead, thankfully.)
October 9, 2025 at 9:44 AM
lol I invoked the spirit of Baker! (which is impressive since he's not dead, thankfully.)
I don't care and why is this on the BBC news site
October 7, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I don't care and why is this on the BBC news site
the accuracy of this meme and how it applies to all chefs is bordering on the traumatic (our entire kitchen team is probably suspended pending an investigation because they decided instead of cooking for the 3 people that ate last night, they should do a bullying bordering on a hate crime instead)
October 6, 2025 at 2:55 PM
the accuracy of this meme and how it applies to all chefs is bordering on the traumatic (our entire kitchen team is probably suspended pending an investigation because they decided instead of cooking for the 3 people that ate last night, they should do a bullying bordering on a hate crime instead)
about to actively participate in the destruction of this pathetic reality. Do you read Sutter Cane?
October 3, 2025 at 12:51 PM
about to actively participate in the destruction of this pathetic reality. Do you read Sutter Cane?