You ever hit your 650th attempt at a shiny phantump while your cat blocks your view of the 2012 NBA eastern conference finals in 2025?
You gotta keep the odds on their toes
#shinyhunting #standingintheodds #NBA #PrimeLeBron

Been grinding eggs here for dozens of hours and just realized GameFreak called the brainrot 12 years in advance.
#ShinyHunting #StandingInTheOdds

Advice for all "gamers" out there: go play a video game no one is talking about anymore, something like an old Gameboy Color game lost to time and online discourse. Nurture your personal connection to the medium of games/form opinions unaffected by what other people online say.

good chance of ghost ship encounters off Burntcoat Head in Nova Scotia this morning

Cackling Referee Declares Penalty For Pass Interference Shall Be 10,000 Years Of Winter https://theonion.com/cackling-referee-declares-penalty-for-pass-interference-shall-be-10000-years-of-winter/

look at this raichu

Real Housewives of Waffle House

one requirement for having a handlebar mustache is you should have to tame lions or break chains with your teeth

explaining computers to Americans :
imagine a bigger burger

can’t believe mike tyson bit jake paul’s dick off

Filling my newborn son’s bottle with A-1 sauce.