Jabroni Jones
@jabronijones.bsky.social
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nothing says ‘its fall yall’ like bees buzzin around on your goldenrod while the strawberry bushes you planted nearby just absolutely fuck off right back into the waterlogged clay into which you placed them
September 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
nothing says ‘its fall yall’ like bees buzzin around on your goldenrod while the strawberry bushes you planted nearby just absolutely fuck off right back into the waterlogged clay into which you placed them
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Man of the people who definitely knows what the ancient term "groceries" are.
Trump to UAE president: "We have a term 'groceries.' It's an old term but it means basically what you're buying, food, it's a pretty accurate term but it's an old fashioned sound but groceries are down."
May 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Man of the people who definitely knows what the ancient term "groceries" are.
Watching this lady work on the power lines in the alley and resisting the urge to yell out "be careful!"
May 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Watching this lady work on the power lines in the alley and resisting the urge to yell out "be careful!"
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this hyundai ev concept is the aesthetic i want in my electric car, i want to feel like a cyberpunk private detective with a drinking problem and an ex wife thats rooting for me
April 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
this hyundai ev concept is the aesthetic i want in my electric car, i want to feel like a cyberpunk private detective with a drinking problem and an ex wife thats rooting for me
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Here's the last 40 seconds of Bulls/Lakers. Insane ending.
March 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Here's the last 40 seconds of Bulls/Lakers. Insane ending.
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If you don't want to see this horrible garbage happen in every future high-stakes election, make sure it demonstrably fails in the Wisconsin Supreme Court race by helping elect Susan Crawford
March 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
If you don't want to see this horrible garbage happen in every future high-stakes election, make sure it demonstrably fails in the Wisconsin Supreme Court race by helping elect Susan Crawford
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The president is laser focused on the big issues
March 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
The president is laser focused on the big issues
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All you need to know about Twitter
March 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
All you need to know about Twitter
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Endless cycle of disengaging from Online because The Internet is too depressing, then going back Online because The Real World is too depressing.
February 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Endless cycle of disengaging from Online because The Internet is too depressing, then going back Online because The Real World is too depressing.
Robots can't use ladders.
February 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Robots can't use ladders.
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Today’s cover of the Murdoch-owned New York Post
February 21, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Today’s cover of the Murdoch-owned New York Post
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Damn, Cyberpunk 2077 is actually really good.
Thought it would be standard action openworld shootybang and instead it goes "BAM BAM RATATATA hey, who are we truly once we pass away?"
Thought it would be standard action openworld shootybang and instead it goes "BAM BAM RATATATA hey, who are we truly once we pass away?"
February 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Damn, Cyberpunk 2077 is actually really good.
Thought it would be standard action openworld shootybang and instead it goes "BAM BAM RATATATA hey, who are we truly once we pass away?"
Thought it would be standard action openworld shootybang and instead it goes "BAM BAM RATATATA hey, who are we truly once we pass away?"
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You guys need to see this and take it in…
Wise words from someone who is a target. And he’s been listening.
Wise words from someone who is a target. And he’s been listening.
January 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
You guys need to see this and take it in…
Wise words from someone who is a target. And he’s been listening.
Wise words from someone who is a target. And he’s been listening.
If you only set one alarm to wake up in the morning, you have a power that should be studied and harnessed.
January 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
If you only set one alarm to wake up in the morning, you have a power that should be studied and harnessed.
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Anyone else at their wits end?
a man in a white shirt is making a face
Alt: Tim Robinson in the sketch show I Think You Should Leave feeling dread and making a sad face while crying because what’s waiting for him at home is really bad
media.tenor.com
January 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Anyone else at their wits end?
You ever just, make a second coffee?
December 27, 2024 at 6:16 PM
You ever just, make a second coffee?
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TOMORROW
#AEWWorldsEnd comes to you LIVE on PPV from the Addition Financial Arena in Orlando, FL with a night full of AEW action!
Order on PPV or get your tickets now at @ticketmaster.com!
#AEWWorldsEnd comes to you LIVE on PPV from the Addition Financial Arena in Orlando, FL with a night full of AEW action!
Order on PPV or get your tickets now at @ticketmaster.com!
December 27, 2024 at 6:00 PM
TOMORROW
#AEWWorldsEnd comes to you LIVE on PPV from the Addition Financial Arena in Orlando, FL with a night full of AEW action!
Order on PPV or get your tickets now at @ticketmaster.com!
#AEWWorldsEnd comes to you LIVE on PPV from the Addition Financial Arena in Orlando, FL with a night full of AEW action!
Order on PPV or get your tickets now at @ticketmaster.com!
We're at the point now where we should get a year-end PowerPoint from the Govt on where my money goes.
December 21, 2024 at 11:25 PM
We're at the point now where we should get a year-end PowerPoint from the Govt on where my money goes.
I'm a pretty shit poster when, instead, I would like to be a better shitposter.
November 25, 2024 at 4:54 PM
I'm a pretty shit poster when, instead, I would like to be a better shitposter.
Why did the pandemic have to take so much from us? (McDonald's all-day breakfast)
November 11, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Why did the pandemic have to take so much from us? (McDonald's all-day breakfast)