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Tyler Burton
@jabberlope.bsky.social
Systems Mechanic, Aging Idealist, Civic Coder, Writer, Cyclist, Cold Plunger, Dad.

"Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance." - Kurt Vonnegut Sr.

https://write.as/attention-span-therapy/
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have our Mengele.
October 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Available at every Tower Records, every Barnes and Noble.

A Paul Simon loving hippie kid like me would’ve loved Willing and Able unconditionally.

Sometimes it’s just too easy to hold yourself back.

I have to remind myself of that more often, I tell myself.
October 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I have to admit that as a youth I did not allow myself the opportunity to appreciate the awesomeness that is Prince.

And it was not that it was hard to find, I’m literally just listening to 1991’s Diamonds and Pearls and it’s blowing my mind how revolutionary a song like Get Off is for the time.
October 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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I will also say that if you've ever had a problem with Airbnb and needed to deal with Airbnb's customer service: that person is now running the design of federal government websites.
August 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Then there's the reporter who starts with, "You've got the drivers worried about increased traffic."

Why is this the frame for the story? Why not start with something about the safety of these lanes for walkers and pedestrians? That's the real impact!
August 14, 2025 at 1:01 PM
The Council on How to Stop Hitting Yourself is now in session.
July 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Our only hope is to draw the line now. To stick up for our friends and neighbors, our co-workers and loved ones, who are undocumented and being hunted.

If morality or empathy for them is not enough to motivate you, fine. Then let this be your motivation: if you don’t draw this line, you are next.
July 5, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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a classic.

Meme Credit: Unknown - but the greatest thinker of our time
July 7, 2025 at 12:23 PM
We burn rubber — exchange force plus traction for momentum — in the hope of outrunning whatever it is that’s chasing us, knowing we can never succeed.
July 1, 2025 at 3:50 AM