Tyler Burton
@jabberlope.bsky.social
Systems Mechanic, Aging Idealist, Civic Coder, Writer, Cyclist, Cold Plunger, Dad.
"Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance." - Kurt Vonnegut Sr.
https://write.as/attention-span-therapy/
"Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance." - Kurt Vonnegut Sr.
https://write.as/attention-span-therapy/
Joy is a pair of shoes that fits.
October 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Joy is a pair of shoes that fits.
Want a scalable vision for what intentional development looks like in the 21st century? Here’s the report. Open sourced for the good of the the world. Follow the link in the reply or just click below.
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September 28, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Want a scalable vision for what intentional development looks like in the 21st century? Here’s the report. Open sourced for the good of the the world. Follow the link in the reply or just click below.
ehq-production-canada.s3.ca-central-1.amazonaws.com/efa90e5890eb...
ehq-production-canada.s3.ca-central-1.amazonaws.com/efa90e5890eb...
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August 27, 2025 at 11:29 AM
… the joy of seeing a DIFFERENT error in the console …
August 29, 2025 at 2:46 PM
… the joy of seeing a DIFFERENT error in the console …
So much yes in a few simple screenshots.
this (from the brilliant @everywhereist.bsky.social) puts into words the big black tangle of frustration i have whenever i get the same question
August 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
So much yes in a few simple screenshots.
Superman 2025, anthem quote for the new resistance…
August 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Superman 2025, anthem quote for the new resistance…
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I will also say that if you've ever had a problem with Airbnb and needed to deal with Airbnb's customer service: that person is now running the design of federal government websites.
August 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I will also say that if you've ever had a problem with Airbnb and needed to deal with Airbnb's customer service: that person is now running the design of federal government websites.
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“Thank GOD the National Guard is here while I EAT MY PIZZA,” shouts a woman at Red Light on 14th in DC as yet another trio of guardsmen walk by.
August 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
“Thank GOD the National Guard is here while I EAT MY PIZZA,” shouts a woman at Red Light on 14th in DC as yet another trio of guardsmen walk by.
What do you say chat, can we rely on the AI to give us reputable numbers?
Trying to construct a mental model we can relate to (☕️🔌⚡️) vs “asking grok ‘x’ burns 5 trees” which just feels intentionally disassociating.
cc @jessedjenkins.com
@devonswezey.bsky.social
@markeliotcaine.bsky.social
Trying to construct a mental model we can relate to (☕️🔌⚡️) vs “asking grok ‘x’ burns 5 trees” which just feels intentionally disassociating.
cc @jessedjenkins.com
@devonswezey.bsky.social
@markeliotcaine.bsky.social
August 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
What do you say chat, can we rely on the AI to give us reputable numbers?
Trying to construct a mental model we can relate to (☕️🔌⚡️) vs “asking grok ‘x’ burns 5 trees” which just feels intentionally disassociating.
cc @jessedjenkins.com
@devonswezey.bsky.social
@markeliotcaine.bsky.social
Trying to construct a mental model we can relate to (☕️🔌⚡️) vs “asking grok ‘x’ burns 5 trees” which just feels intentionally disassociating.
cc @jessedjenkins.com
@devonswezey.bsky.social
@markeliotcaine.bsky.social
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Then there's the reporter who starts with, "You've got the drivers worried about increased traffic."
Why is this the frame for the story? Why not start with something about the safety of these lanes for walkers and pedestrians? That's the real impact!
Why is this the frame for the story? Why not start with something about the safety of these lanes for walkers and pedestrians? That's the real impact!
August 14, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Then there's the reporter who starts with, "You've got the drivers worried about increased traffic."
Why is this the frame for the story? Why not start with something about the safety of these lanes for walkers and pedestrians? That's the real impact!
Why is this the frame for the story? Why not start with something about the safety of these lanes for walkers and pedestrians? That's the real impact!
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People will call a white nationalist teen edgelord "Big Balls" with a straight face before they'll respect a trans persons name or pronouns
August 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
People will call a white nationalist teen edgelord "Big Balls" with a straight face before they'll respect a trans persons name or pronouns
Things I never thought I’d say until I had kids:
“Please put some clothes on instead of standing there, naked, eating spaghetti with your hands.”
“Please put some clothes on instead of standing there, naked, eating spaghetti with your hands.”
July 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Things I never thought I’d say until I had kids:
“Please put some clothes on instead of standing there, naked, eating spaghetti with your hands.”
“Please put some clothes on instead of standing there, naked, eating spaghetti with your hands.”
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Legacy media is really doing everything in its power to ice the Trump/Epstein story.
It's so obvious and wild for anyone who lived through the wall-to-wall daily coverage of the Clinton-Lewinsky scandal
It's so obvious and wild for anyone who lived through the wall-to-wall daily coverage of the Clinton-Lewinsky scandal
July 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Legacy media is really doing everything in its power to ice the Trump/Epstein story.
It's so obvious and wild for anyone who lived through the wall-to-wall daily coverage of the Clinton-Lewinsky scandal
It's so obvious and wild for anyone who lived through the wall-to-wall daily coverage of the Clinton-Lewinsky scandal
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Good morning to everyone who wonders why they didn't just use paint and plastic flex posts to protect this fire hydrant.
July 20, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Good morning to everyone who wonders why they didn't just use paint and plastic flex posts to protect this fire hydrant.
Oh my look what we have here! #Goodreads surprising the family by waking up from its slumber by the fireplace to remind everyone it still exists; and — dare I say it? — actually looks pretty cool now? #newLogo
July 17, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Oh my look what we have here! #Goodreads surprising the family by waking up from its slumber by the fireplace to remind everyone it still exists; and — dare I say it? — actually looks pretty cool now? #newLogo
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Our only hope is to draw the line now. To stick up for our friends and neighbors, our co-workers and loved ones, who are undocumented and being hunted.
If morality or empathy for them is not enough to motivate you, fine. Then let this be your motivation: if you don’t draw this line, you are next.
If morality or empathy for them is not enough to motivate you, fine. Then let this be your motivation: if you don’t draw this line, you are next.
July 5, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Our only hope is to draw the line now. To stick up for our friends and neighbors, our co-workers and loved ones, who are undocumented and being hunted.
If morality or empathy for them is not enough to motivate you, fine. Then let this be your motivation: if you don’t draw this line, you are next.
If morality or empathy for them is not enough to motivate you, fine. Then let this be your motivation: if you don’t draw this line, you are next.
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a classic.
Meme Credit: Unknown - but the greatest thinker of our time
Meme Credit: Unknown - but the greatest thinker of our time
July 7, 2025 at 12:23 PM
a classic.
Meme Credit: Unknown - but the greatest thinker of our time
Meme Credit: Unknown - but the greatest thinker of our time
Ah, summer.. open the windows on a cool night to hear the sound of tires squealing on the nearby parking lots and intersections, on the county highway and frontage roads, across over passes and into roundabouts.
July 1, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Ah, summer.. open the windows on a cool night to hear the sound of tires squealing on the nearby parking lots and intersections, on the county highway and frontage roads, across over passes and into roundabouts.
Glastonbury will be sending out formal terms of unconditional surrender for all the weak cunts who call ourselves their leaders shortly.
Whacked on the BBC Glasto coverage to see what they were showing instead of Kneecap and caught Amy of Amyl & the Sniffers giving a pro Palestine speech...
Beeb editors playing whack-a-mole
Beeb editors playing whack-a-mole
June 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Glastonbury will be sending out formal terms of unconditional surrender for all the weak cunts who call ourselves their leaders shortly.
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Mamdani must explain his tweet from 1740 BC claiming that Ea-nāṣir had "high quality copper"
June 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Mamdani must explain his tweet from 1740 BC claiming that Ea-nāṣir had "high quality copper"
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A blank piece of paper at least has the decency to shut the fuck up and let a guy think
June 27, 2025 at 1:10 PM
A blank piece of paper at least has the decency to shut the fuck up and let a guy think
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Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
June 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.
Iran did not have a nuclear weapon.