Seymour “The Clown” Butts
@jaaaails.bsky.social
she/they 🤡 26
breaking: alt couple purchases home
November 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
breaking: alt couple purchases home
purchasing a home outfit
November 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
purchasing a home outfit
if my cat was human he would definitely wear a “real men wear pink” shirt and blue cargo shorts and be sticky
November 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
if my cat was human he would definitely wear a “real men wear pink” shirt and blue cargo shorts and be sticky
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cats are so fucking cool and if you hate them you’re a sick freak
November 17, 2025 at 3:56 AM
cats are so fucking cool and if you hate them you’re a sick freak
i’m surprised my cat hasn’t ran away today from how mean i’ve been to her. i wouldn’t let her get inside the dryer or eat avocado.
November 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
i’m surprised my cat hasn’t ran away today from how mean i’ve been to her. i wouldn’t let her get inside the dryer or eat avocado.
i close on my house today
November 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
i close on my house today
i am never giving up kerrygold butter or medical pedicures despite having a mortgage.
November 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
i am never giving up kerrygold butter or medical pedicures despite having a mortgage.
good pussy will have you laid up like “damn the little ones are totoro too”
November 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
good pussy will have you laid up like “damn the little ones are totoro too”
i’m taking sexy photos of myself while my husband cleans.
November 15, 2025 at 10:58 PM
i’m taking sexy photos of myself while my husband cleans.
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if you’re so evil then what’s the worst thing you did???
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
if you’re so evil then what’s the worst thing you did???
i think i’m disgusted by all men right now
November 14, 2025 at 10:31 PM
i think i’m disgusted by all men right now
my son, Rad, enjoys mapping fences and coffee breaks
November 14, 2025 at 2:46 PM
my son, Rad, enjoys mapping fences and coffee breaks
i picked this radish out of a cover crop because he looked nice so he’s going to work with me today. happy government opening!
November 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
i picked this radish out of a cover crop because he looked nice so he’s going to work with me today. happy government opening!
sprinkle sprinkle
November 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
sprinkle sprinkle
#1 thing to text your manipulative situationship: i’m pregnant
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
#1 thing to text your manipulative situationship: i’m pregnant
the most unnecessary side effect of menstruating is diarrhea.
November 13, 2025 at 11:31 AM
the most unnecessary side effect of menstruating is diarrhea.
can we please normalize playing with legos without instructions……
November 12, 2025 at 1:12 PM
can we please normalize playing with legos without instructions……
a journey through cat scent
girl cat: air dried laundry and lilac and a coffee shop with a hint of flaked salmon
boy cat: fish pile with poop on it
girl cat: air dried laundry and lilac and a coffee shop with a hint of flaked salmon
boy cat: fish pile with poop on it
November 12, 2025 at 10:30 AM
a journey through cat scent
girl cat: air dried laundry and lilac and a coffee shop with a hint of flaked salmon
boy cat: fish pile with poop on it
girl cat: air dried laundry and lilac and a coffee shop with a hint of flaked salmon
boy cat: fish pile with poop on it
i love just dance i want to play just dance everyday i love when i get a new high score
November 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
i love just dance i want to play just dance everyday i love when i get a new high score
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always remember that they exclude you bc you’re that girl and they’re jealous
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
always remember that they exclude you bc you’re that girl and they’re jealous
people don’t need to be sober to receive food, shelter and kindness.
November 11, 2025 at 1:13 PM
people don’t need to be sober to receive food, shelter and kindness.
“venus ruled signs are the prettiest signs in the zodiac” nice try
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 PM
“venus ruled signs are the prettiest signs in the zodiac” nice try
guys i want more attention but im already in a masters program and got married. should i try asking for prayers on facebook
November 11, 2025 at 12:56 PM
guys i want more attention but im already in a masters program and got married. should i try asking for prayers on facebook
UK UofL game tonight cats by 1000 and i’m drinking a trillion beers and smoking cigarettes in the house
November 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
UK UofL game tonight cats by 1000 and i’m drinking a trillion beers and smoking cigarettes in the house
my artist finished up my web and he said “yeah i can totally touch it up for you whenever since the knee is a difficult spot” sir, you are never going near this tattoo again.
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
my artist finished up my web and he said “yeah i can totally touch it up for you whenever since the knee is a difficult spot” sir, you are never going near this tattoo again.