Seymour “The Clown” Butts
@jaaaails.bsky.social
she/they 🤡 26
breaking: alt couple purchases home
November 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
breaking: alt couple purchases home
purchasing a home outfit
November 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
purchasing a home outfit
say prayers in replies 🙏
November 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
say prayers in replies 🙏
i close on my house today
November 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
i close on my house today
good pussy will have you laid up like “damn the little ones are totoro too”
November 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
good pussy will have you laid up like “damn the little ones are totoro too”
my son, Rad, enjoys mapping fences and coffee breaks
November 14, 2025 at 2:46 PM
my son, Rad, enjoys mapping fences and coffee breaks
i picked this radish out of a cover crop because he looked nice so he’s going to work with me today. happy government opening!
November 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
i picked this radish out of a cover crop because he looked nice so he’s going to work with me today. happy government opening!
sprinkle sprinkle
November 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
sprinkle sprinkle
“venus ruled signs are the prettiest signs in the zodiac” nice try
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 PM
“venus ruled signs are the prettiest signs in the zodiac” nice try
the tattoo for reference
November 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
the tattoo for reference
happy friday from the girls
November 7, 2025 at 1:56 PM
happy friday from the girls
my little piece of paradise
September 30, 2025 at 11:50 AM
my little piece of paradise
don’t hmu i’m going through things………….
September 29, 2025 at 10:34 AM
don’t hmu i’m going through things………….
ding dong #1 and #2
September 27, 2025 at 10:12 PM
ding dong #1 and #2
if i got to hold and blow a thousand fucking dollars
September 26, 2025 at 11:57 AM
if i got to hold and blow a thousand fucking dollars
my angel baby, Dusty (i raised her, fed her bottles, and we are inseparable)
September 25, 2025 at 10:20 AM
my angel baby, Dusty (i raised her, fed her bottles, and we are inseparable)
an actual traffic alert for my county right now
September 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
an actual traffic alert for my county right now
my family law dissolution staring at me from my closed laptop
September 24, 2025 at 8:38 AM
my family law dissolution staring at me from my closed laptop
just took a tylenol now i can’t stop thinking about this
September 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
just took a tylenol now i can’t stop thinking about this
is he coming with me to meet jesus today
September 23, 2025 at 10:00 AM
is he coming with me to meet jesus today
my profs unlocked the next 3 weeks of classes so if i finish early i can have a 2 week fall break
September 22, 2025 at 2:38 PM
my profs unlocked the next 3 weeks of classes so if i finish early i can have a 2 week fall break
huffing copium via my work computer
September 22, 2025 at 12:43 PM
huffing copium via my work computer
our fucking meteorologist was there you’ve got to be pulling my leg
September 22, 2025 at 11:36 AM
our fucking meteorologist was there you’ve got to be pulling my leg
this is his barn mate, Brittney. she has grown faster than all the other bottle calves so now she must be separated during bottles and feed time because she has grown 1/3 faster than the boys. mean ass heifer
September 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
this is his barn mate, Brittney. she has grown faster than all the other bottle calves so now she must be separated during bottles and feed time because she has grown 1/3 faster than the boys. mean ass heifer