Ivan Hernandez
@ivanhernandez.bsky.social
Writer and podcaster somehow
ivanhernandezonline dot com
ivanhernandezonline dot com
funniest part of living in a state that age-gated porn sites is when a pop-up ad asks for my driver's license, the gall of you myfreecams
December 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
funniest part of living in a state that age-gated porn sites is when a pop-up ad asks for my driver's license, the gall of you myfreecams
hard drive bloat is real and the reason i uninstalled hd2 in the first place so this is incredibly welcome
Helldivers 2 on PC has reduced installation size from 154GB to 23GB thanks to support from Nixxes buff.ly/YvXQnW6
December 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
hard drive bloat is real and the reason i uninstalled hd2 in the first place so this is incredibly welcome
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HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 AM
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
asking for loved ones' opinions about your creative work is one of the most harrowing scenes i have ever watched and the alien hivemind apocalypse is pretty rough too
Put some Pluribus in your Thanksgiving with our watch of episodes four and five, Carol, Please/Got Milk. @ivanhernandez.bsky.social and @redscott.com talk recycling, book feelings, truth serums, dog foods, mayors, and various degrees of reddit posts. #pluribus boarsgoreandswords.com/2025/11/26/p...
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
asking for loved ones' opinions about your creative work is one of the most harrowing scenes i have ever watched and the alien hivemind apocalypse is pretty rough too
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Our Pluribus watch continues with episodes two and three, Pirate Lady and Grenade. @ivanhernandez.bsky.social and @redscott.com talk plane preferences, decimations, grocery restocks, Pikmining, circling backhoes, and lesbian pancakes. #pluribus boarsgoreandswords.com/2025/11/18/p...
November 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Our Pluribus watch continues with episodes two and three, Pirate Lady and Grenade. @ivanhernandez.bsky.social and @redscott.com talk plane preferences, decimations, grocery restocks, Pikmining, circling backhoes, and lesbian pancakes. #pluribus boarsgoreandswords.com/2025/11/18/p...
tonight in cooking: pesto salmon and potatoes, green beans with pesto components
November 18, 2025 at 1:08 AM
tonight in cooking: pesto salmon and potatoes, green beans with pesto components
as a strategy tactical rpg guy? i am loving songs of silence, very ogre battle/unicorn overlord
ScourgeBringer, Songs of Silence, Zero Hour are free on Epic Games Store. Zoeti is the next free title buff.ly/aadJJDg
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
as a strategy tactical rpg guy? i am loving songs of silence, very ogre battle/unicorn overlord
i'm pluribus-pilled, i'm concept-maxxing
This is now a Pluribus podcast! @ivanhernandez.bsky.social and @redscott.com have watched the first episode of noted science fiction writer Vince Gilligan's Apple TV Rhea Seehorn vehicle, and we're here to join the discussion. #pluribus boarsgoreandswords.com/2025/11/12/p...
November 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
i'm pluribus-pilled, i'm concept-maxxing
pluribus!!!!! love a full concept exploration sci-fi melded with a creator's pure admiration for one actor enough to give them every possible thing you can do on screen
November 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
pluribus!!!!! love a full concept exploration sci-fi melded with a creator's pure admiration for one actor enough to give them every possible thing you can do on screen
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knew he was going to win when I saw Hot Girls for Zohran fetish art
November 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
knew he was going to win when I saw Hot Girls for Zohran fetish art
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You have been blessed with the Carlsbad Caverns cave titty.
October 18, 2025 at 10:13 PM
You have been blessed with the Carlsbad Caverns cave titty.
Yesterday in cooking: gluten free pickle-brined fried chicken, Greek pasta salad, gluten free nilla wafers, magnolia bakery banana pudding
November 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Yesterday in cooking: gluten free pickle-brined fried chicken, Greek pasta salad, gluten free nilla wafers, magnolia bakery banana pudding
i should not know this much about stephen king bullshit! i should not know about the turtle god!!
HBO goes crawling back to a clown as we watch Stephen King adaptation prequel It: Welcome to Derry. @ivanhernandez.bsky.social and @redscott.com talk CGI scares, the turtle god, music men, King connections, and the cursed land of Maine. #welcometoderry boarsgoreandswords.com/2025/10/28/i...
October 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
i should not know this much about stephen king bullshit! i should not know about the turtle god!!
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Gotta be honest - it was absolutely impossible not to laugh. My face hurt by the end of this.
Cackling at @mikeflanaganfilm.com trying to remain composed as Garth Marenghi describes the plot to his script for Bitchfinder General 🤣
October 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Gotta be honest - it was absolutely impossible not to laugh. My face hurt by the end of this.
most neurodivergent sensitivity to physical environment opinion is that video game main characters should not have audible footsteps especially the "wearing a big suit of armor CLINK CLINK CLINK CLINK CLINK" effect
October 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
most neurodivergent sensitivity to physical environment opinion is that video game main characters should not have audible footsteps especially the "wearing a big suit of armor CLINK CLINK CLINK CLINK CLINK" effect
so happy to watch a terrible television show that is not involved in a continuity i am far too invested in
Another dumb brand biopic rears its foamy head as we watch Netflix's House of Guinness. @ivanhernandez.bsky.social and @redscott.com talk bad accents, breweries, semi-true stories, fashionable barrels, inappropriate needle-drops, and inflation calculations. boarsgoreandswords.com/2025/10/22/h...
October 22, 2025 at 1:44 PM
so happy to watch a terrible television show that is not involved in a continuity i am far too invested in
tonight in cooking: Tomato quinoa, miso bbq cabbage, slow roast salmon, garlic butter (gluten free) panko topping
October 21, 2025 at 11:56 PM
tonight in cooking: Tomato quinoa, miso bbq cabbage, slow roast salmon, garlic butter (gluten free) panko topping
while i was lukewarm on the ending of peacemaker i had a great deal of fun explaining uncle sam and the freedom fighters to red
James Gunn's DCU continues its floppy reign as we watch the season and maybe series finale of HBO Max's Peacemaker. @ivanhernandez.bsky.social and @redscott.com talk problematic dimensions, Salvation Runs, explicit extensions, and perfect nicknames. #peacemaker boarsgoreandswords.com/2025/10/15/p...
October 16, 2025 at 11:18 PM
while i was lukewarm on the ending of peacemaker i had a great deal of fun explaining uncle sam and the freedom fighters to red
Cheesesteak liberty bell
HBO keeps the copaganda machine humming as we watch Task. @ivanhernandez.bsky.social and @redscott.com talk dumb criminals, sad Ruffalos, Pennsylvania trash, water ice, and the going of birds. boarsgoreandswords.com/2025/10/08/t...
October 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Cheesesteak liberty bell
finally getting into Silksong and in light of being old and having played a thousand metroidvanias i installed a teleport to last death location mod and it has improved my enjoyment significantly
October 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
finally getting into Silksong and in light of being old and having played a thousand metroidvanias i installed a teleport to last death location mod and it has improved my enjoyment significantly
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this is our cracker barrel moment
October 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
this is our cracker barrel moment
Canon change canon change canon change!!
A genre show returns from a years-long break and canon changes as we watch the first ep of DC's Peacemaker season two. @ivanhernandez.bsky.social and @redscott.com talk alternate Earths, team try-outs, big naked parties, and definitive nicknames. #peacemaker boarsgoreandswords.com/2025/10/02/p...
October 3, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Canon change canon change canon change!!
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the website to cancel Xbox Game Pass subscriptions is overloaded
October 1, 2025 at 4:23 PM
the website to cancel Xbox Game Pass subscriptions is overloaded