Sam (Open for Commissions)
@itsjustsamnow.bsky.social
Hobby horror artist, digital, traditional.
M, 23, Leftist-Socialist-Progressive, Michigan-Man
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M, 23, Leftist-Socialist-Progressive, Michigan-Man
DM for commissioning info!
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Its been exactly one year since I discovered these losers @evandorkin.bsky.social #theeltingvilleclub #art #fanart
December 25, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Its been exactly one year since I discovered these losers @evandorkin.bsky.social #theeltingvilleclub #art #fanart
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JFC, This is so good. I don't know if the Club deserves to look this good.
Its been exactly one year since I discovered these losers @evandorkin.bsky.social #theeltingvilleclub #art #fanart
December 26, 2024 at 7:52 PM
JFC, This is so good. I don't know if the Club deserves to look this good.
just another shitty facebook maga clown
December 26, 2024 at 11:09 PM
just another shitty facebook maga clown
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me offering you my art
December 26, 2024 at 4:46 AM
me offering you my art
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all of rightwing twitter is turning in elon musk over this and it’s so fucking funny
December 26, 2024 at 10:27 PM
all of rightwing twitter is turning in elon musk over this and it’s so fucking funny
all the worst people i know are fighting each other on twitter rn
a man wearing headphones and a hoodie is looking down .
ALT: a man wearing headphones and a hoodie is looking down .
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2024 at 11:04 PM
all the worst people i know are fighting each other on twitter rn
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Getting ready for the new year
December 26, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Getting ready for the new year
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Nosferatu really is like what if the whole movie was about being horny for an ancient pustule covered vampire, who we know is played by a hot actor, and he never ever has a form where he is not a rotting sack of meat. Inspired
December 26, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Nosferatu really is like what if the whole movie was about being horny for an ancient pustule covered vampire, who we know is played by a hot actor, and he never ever has a form where he is not a rotting sack of meat. Inspired
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The Chinese restaurant we ate at, which serves exclusively halal food and has a huge Muslim customer base, was blasting the entirety of Sabrina Carpenter’s Short ‘n Sweet in honor of Christmas, and, honestly, this wild mix of influences is the main thing I love about this stupid country.
December 26, 2024 at 1:41 AM
The Chinese restaurant we ate at, which serves exclusively halal food and has a huge Muslim customer base, was blasting the entirety of Sabrina Carpenter’s Short ‘n Sweet in honor of Christmas, and, honestly, this wild mix of influences is the main thing I love about this stupid country.
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If only all newspapers were presented like this!
December 26, 2024 at 5:49 AM
If only all newspapers were presented like this!
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The Green Knight really said: yes this is a retelling of Arthurian poetry but we are going to lay out a full process of cyclical ego death for our Unlikely Hero because all Hero Myths are about ego death
a man with a beard is standing in a forest with trees in the background
ALT: a man with a beard is standing in a forest with trees in the background
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2024 at 7:01 PM
The Green Knight really said: yes this is a retelling of Arthurian poetry but we are going to lay out a full process of cyclical ego death for our Unlikely Hero because all Hero Myths are about ego death
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Supreme court gives him king status to do whatever he wants, does he go, okay, cancel student debt like he promised or any fucking progressive thing else that got blocked? Nope, lets just get a head start on enacting the "opposition" party's policies.
December 24, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Supreme court gives him king status to do whatever he wants, does he go, okay, cancel student debt like he promised or any fucking progressive thing else that got blocked? Nope, lets just get a head start on enacting the "opposition" party's policies.
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And just like that, the first anti LGBTQ bill in nearly 3 decades was signed by Biden and passed by a Democratic senate. It included a ban on gender affirming care for trans children of military families. So much for having our back, you god damn liar.
www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-roo...
www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-roo...
Statement from President Joe Biden on H.R. 5009, Servicemember Quality of Life Improvement and National Defense Authorization Act for Fiscal Year 2025 | The White House
Today, I have signed into law H.R. 5009, the "Servicemember Quality of Life Improvement and National Defense Authorization Act for Fiscal Year 2025" (the
www.whitehouse.gov
December 24, 2024 at 1:11 PM
And just like that, the first anti LGBTQ bill in nearly 3 decades was signed by Biden and passed by a Democratic senate. It included a ban on gender affirming care for trans children of military families. So much for having our back, you god damn liar.
www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-roo...
www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-roo...
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Humble Games is dead, and Humble Bundle has become a soulless husk. Cancel your subs, don't renew
December 24, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Humble Games is dead, and Humble Bundle has become a soulless husk. Cancel your subs, don't renew
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Have a Christmas! *punches you*
Have a Christmas! *punches you*
Have a Christmas! *p
Have a Christmas! *punches you*
Have a Christmas! *p
December 24, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Have a Christmas! *punches you*
Have a Christmas! *punches you*
Have a Christmas! *p
Have a Christmas! *punches you*
Have a Christmas! *p
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He knows if you're sleeping.
He knows if you're awake.
He knows if you've checked his 'copper' ingots,
So you'd better check well for goodness sake.
You better not laugh,
You better not cry,
And if you pen a complaint, he'll keep it for life.
Ea-Nasir's coming to town!
He knows if you're awake.
He knows if you've checked his 'copper' ingots,
So you'd better check well for goodness sake.
You better not laugh,
You better not cry,
And if you pen a complaint, he'll keep it for life.
Ea-Nasir's coming to town!
December 25, 2024 at 4:55 PM
He knows if you're sleeping.
He knows if you're awake.
He knows if you've checked his 'copper' ingots,
So you'd better check well for goodness sake.
You better not laugh,
You better not cry,
And if you pen a complaint, he'll keep it for life.
Ea-Nasir's coming to town!
He knows if you're awake.
He knows if you've checked his 'copper' ingots,
So you'd better check well for goodness sake.
You better not laugh,
You better not cry,
And if you pen a complaint, he'll keep it for life.
Ea-Nasir's coming to town!
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In 1659, the the Puritans in Massachusetts enacted a law that declared that Christmas was sacrilege and exchanging of gifts, greetings, and wearing fine clothing on that day was Satanic. Anyone caught celebrating was fined 5 shillings. (About 5 days wages.)
The "War on Christmas" was an inside job.
The "War on Christmas" was an inside job.
December 25, 2024 at 5:40 PM
In 1659, the the Puritans in Massachusetts enacted a law that declared that Christmas was sacrilege and exchanging of gifts, greetings, and wearing fine clothing on that day was Satanic. Anyone caught celebrating was fined 5 shillings. (About 5 days wages.)
The "War on Christmas" was an inside job.
The "War on Christmas" was an inside job.
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She's only on screen in a few scenes, but the lady with the big glasses that kisses Robocop at the holiday party is one of the hottest women in the history of film
December 24, 2024 at 4:33 PM
She's only on screen in a few scenes, but the lady with the big glasses that kisses Robocop at the holiday party is one of the hottest women in the history of film
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Got a Steam Deck, Installed the essentials.
December 25, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Got a Steam Deck, Installed the essentials.
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do they make nerf m2 mortars?
My sister’s 7 year old got the Nerf Gatling Gun with tripod gifted from her in-laws. She’s losing it lol. Look at this thing.
December 25, 2024 at 5:52 PM
do they make nerf m2 mortars?
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the sheer difference between how the government and oligarchy have reacted to this single murder versus the hundreds (thousands?) of dead children in mass shootings over the years is staggering
health insurance ceos pressured the doj to pursue federal charges against mangione to act as a “deterrent” against “copycat vigilante killers”
then he got hit with federal charges.
nypost.com/2024/12/20/u...
then he got hit with federal charges.
nypost.com/2024/12/20/u...
Exclusive | Insurance industry leaned on DOJ to take Luigi Mangione case as deterrent against copycat killers: sources
Health insurance industry leaders leaned on the US Department of Justice to prosecute accused UnitedHealthcare CEO assassin Luigi Mangione.
nypost.com
December 25, 2024 at 2:23 AM
the sheer difference between how the government and oligarchy have reacted to this single murder versus the hundreds (thousands?) of dead children in mass shootings over the years is staggering
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portrait of a dad who has been cooking, baking and wrapping presents nonstop since 8am and is roughly 10 minutes away from falling asleep on his in-laws’ couch
December 25, 2024 at 1:55 AM
portrait of a dad who has been cooking, baking and wrapping presents nonstop since 8am and is roughly 10 minutes away from falling asleep on his in-laws’ couch
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Felesta, goddess of hammer and whetstone. from Friends at the Table’s Sangfielle. 2021
December 25, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Felesta, goddess of hammer and whetstone. from Friends at the Table’s Sangfielle. 2021