Shit Hit The Dan
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All my best brain cells were killed in the 2000s.
Watching Motion City Soundtrack and the most disappointing part is the white pants after labor day.
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Watching Motion City Soundtrack and the most disappointing part is the white pants after labor day.
I guess the cosmic joke is that I'm a decent person who is to be constantly imposed upon by indecent behavior.
October 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I guess the cosmic joke is that I'm a decent person who is to be constantly imposed upon by indecent behavior.
At that part in Face Off where their faces are off.
October 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
At that part in Face Off where their faces are off.
I need Bo Burnham to come back with Outside and make me feel some kind of way about all the shit going on in the world.
October 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I need Bo Burnham to come back with Outside and make me feel some kind of way about all the shit going on in the world.
As someone who's always late to the party, Octopath Traveler is good.
October 5, 2025 at 5:50 AM
As someone who's always late to the party, Octopath Traveler is good.
Thiccy thicc bass line just rebuilding my soul rn.
September 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Thiccy thicc bass line just rebuilding my soul rn.
Get sum 🎺 open.spotify.com/track/5lN4zY...
Little Lighter
open.spotify.com
September 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Get sum 🎺 open.spotify.com/track/5lN4zY...
When the vape is out of sauce and you just inhale straight-up tech.
September 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
When the vape is out of sauce and you just inhale straight-up tech.
Do you guys like it when I don't post for months and then won't shut tf up for a random three hour stretch?
September 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Do you guys like it when I don't post for months and then won't shut tf up for a random three hour stretch?
Also, I got one of these little cocktail smoker guys as a gift, and this is a neat gadget.
September 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Also, I got one of these little cocktail smoker guys as a gift, and this is a neat gadget.
The pen is mightier than the sword. Then though, gun beats pen, and sword beats gun.
September 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The pen is mightier than the sword. Then though, gun beats pen, and sword beats gun.
Me at an orgy
August 26, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Me at an orgy
I don't know who else to tell, but I secured a small business loan for my small business that's already off the ground. I am a little intimidated by the task but determined nonetheless. Time to learn about marketing.
July 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I don't know who else to tell, but I secured a small business loan for my small business that's already off the ground. I am a little intimidated by the task but determined nonetheless. Time to learn about marketing.
I think that all the people who think that alligators are these vicious, unstoppable killing machines have never encountered a swamp puppy.
July 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I think that all the people who think that alligators are these vicious, unstoppable killing machines have never encountered a swamp puppy.
Sitting in the hot tub rn listening to true crime and drinking a beer just getting absolutely roasted by the sun.
June 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Sitting in the hot tub rn listening to true crime and drinking a beer just getting absolutely roasted by the sun.
Predator: Killer of Killers is three of the best openings to a video game I wish existed.
June 8, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Predator: Killer of Killers is three of the best openings to a video game I wish existed.
I do actually have one unaired episode of the pod still in the can. Just saying.
June 4, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I do actually have one unaired episode of the pod still in the can. Just saying.
How about this weather? Crazy.
May 31, 2025 at 4:06 AM
How about this weather? Crazy.
So high I saw the word "dip" and thought it was a government agency that had been defunded.
May 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
So high I saw the word "dip" and thought it was a government agency that had been defunded.
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In order to form a more perfect goonion
May 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
In order to form a more perfect goonion
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Maybe this post will also go hard?
May 9, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Maybe this post will also go hard?
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Finally a pope who gets midwest emo
May 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Finally a pope who gets midwest emo
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Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope
May 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope
Damn. Switch 2 got Paul Rudd to do a matrix. These are unprecedented times, friends.
May 9, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Damn. Switch 2 got Paul Rudd to do a matrix. These are unprecedented times, friends.