Brutus
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Brutus
@itsillegaltobemean.bsky.social
you can't post jokes anymore because of Woke
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All of my political views and policy ideas have basically collapsed to "Punish the Villains" and I mumble it to myself every time I see a news article these days
August 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
uhhhh so on Broadchurch season 2 are all the courtroom scenes meant to be like an extremely bad parody or what's going on. I literally have to fast forward through them they're so awful. genuinely ruined the show
January 21, 2026 at 11:26 PM
everyone is talking about how normal you look sir
January 21, 2026 at 10:28 PM
I'm not saying it is, it's probably not, but it feels so forced that they're everywhere all of a sudden. and the music is like...fine. meh. I just feel like I'm being gaslit or something
just not seeing the appeal of the band geese. they are derivative of better bands in several obvious ways, which in and of itself doesn't necessarily mean a band is bad. but it all comes together in something vaguely annoying.
January 21, 2026 at 9:18 PM
nah this has to be a troll. tell me this ghoul isn't being fucking serious right now.
Public safety means stopping violent crime — not weaponizing ICE against our communities.

That’s why I'm proposing a bill that redirects nearly $75 billion from ICE to local law enforcement.
January 21, 2026 at 6:50 PM
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thinking about political alignment mapping to "what are you mad about"

far left: people don't acquire the benefits of their efforts
left: society doesn't provide for the general welfare
center: people disagree with me
right: society isn't run purely for my benefit
far right: black people exist
September 2, 2025 at 1:34 PM
they let you have bluesky in the psych ward now?
Brother stop using a perfect example Jesus wasn't perfect and neither are you so your incoherent example of perfection will just justify further unaccountability.

Jesus was the Satan Clause
And Trump is the Risen Satan

Incoherency of the heart is our species shared sickness I have a cure
January 21, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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Pastors working for ICE

Sex workers running mutual aid for immigrants

Which one looks more like Jesus???
January 21, 2026 at 1:50 PM
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Q: What goals do you have for '26 in Congress for your agenda?

TRUMP: I have great executive orders. Like, water coming out of a sink. The water wouldn't come out. They had all sorts of restrictions. I took them off. Straws. They don't have to be paper anymore. I'd like to have all that confirmed.
January 21, 2026 at 3:16 AM
though I'm not that personally interested, I do think any kind of way out of this involves actual Christians reclaiming the moniker from the Nazis
Ossoff: "There's a wickedness to the program. I don't know, pastor, where it is in scripture that it says deny care to the sick, take from those with the least to give to those with the most, violate the house of worship to hunt down the refugee. Where in the scripture are those lessons taught?"
January 20, 2026 at 10:25 PM
"he looks like how they drew people on Ren & Stimpy" 😂😂😂
January 20, 2026 at 10:14 PM
people keep saying this like he doesn't lie about easily verifiable things. also "reporting standards prevent outlets from saying things they can't prove to be true" is both an obvious lie and an extremely weird load-bearing "standard"
there is a very coherent explanation for this, which is that it is usually very hard to prove that someone is knowingly spreading a falsehood—or lying—and that reporting standards prevent outlets from saying things they can't prove to be true
I've still never heard an actual person in real life use the word "falsehoods" and I've yet to hear a coherent explanation for why the media refuses to use the word "lies."
January 20, 2026 at 6:30 PM
"whose dog is this running in my yard"

ma'am that is a coyote
January 20, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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As writer, I would love to not have to keep using the "Everything GOP smacks of rape culture/domestic violence" metaphor, vary it up a bit, but they just keep going to the same well! It is what it is.
US Secretary of Treasury Scott Bessent:

What I am urging everyone here to do is sit back, take a deep breath, and let things play out. The worst thing countries can do is escalate against the United States.
January 20, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Yikes. and the fact they still won't say who developed it...this is gonna suck. at least Lost Records was solid
Life is Strange: Reunion announced, releasing on March 26th news.xbox.com/en-us/2026/0...

"By and for fans of the original, Life is Strange: Reunion finally brings Max and Chloe’s saga to a definitive close."
January 20, 2026 at 5:39 PM
"America is the only country in the world that can build airplanes" is certainly a thought you can have!
January 20, 2026 at 5:25 PM
hahahhaa. this is like if Rolls Royce let Ford use their badges. you can call it a Bravia but it's still gonna be a piece of shit TCL
Sony announces plan to spin off its TV business in a new joint venture with TCL (51% TCL/49% Sony). New company expected to retain "Sony" and "Bravia" branding for its new products and commence its operations in April 2027 www.theverge.com/news/864263/...
January 20, 2026 at 1:46 PM
"no one on bluesky is engaging with my bait" yes that's the point, fuck off, we don't want you here
January 19, 2026 at 11:22 PM
I love this kind of person. Just the absolute dumbest motherfucker on the planet, who thinks they're albert fucking einstein
January 19, 2026 at 9:57 PM
asking someone who has been an agent of a foreign state "have you been an agent of a foreign state" is antisemitic? okay bub
Obviously candidates’ positions on Palestine and Israel are fair game for vetting. But if Harris only asked this question of the sole Jewish person they considered for VP, even though all their VP choices were pro-Israel, that is antisemitic. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/18/u...
Josh Shapiro Writes That Harris Team Asked if He Had Ever Been an Israeli Agent
www.nytimes.com
January 19, 2026 at 8:13 PM
this team is like the 4 seed in the west lol
2026 East NBA All-Star starters:
Jalen Brunson
Giannis Antetokounmpo
Tyrese Maxey
Cade Cunningham
Jaylen Brown
January 19, 2026 at 7:56 PM
every day a baby is born and comes to bluesky to post the most delusional insane take you've ever heard. just the absolute dumbest motherfuckers on planet earth.
Something to come to terms with:
The AI that is going to put you out of a job, and make you look like a 2nd grader by comparison, is only in its infancy.
Even without true AGI, it’s going to replace you in like 5-10 years (approx.)
Same for me btw.
And many experts say AGI is doable.
#WakeUpCall
January 19, 2026 at 5:18 PM
does puka nakua say his middle school in his intro because that's the highest level he graduated from
January 18, 2026 at 11:50 PM
"invading masked vigilantes who refused to identify themselves repeatedly deployed illegal and potentially fatal chemical weapons on unarmed innocent civilians" is something you could have said if you were interested in writing what was true
Protesters clashed with federal agents for another night outside the Whipple Federal Building, which holds ICE detainees. Agents fired less-lethal munitions and deployed chemical irritants at the crowd.

📷️: Jeff Wheeler
January 18, 2026 at 4:52 PM
it's impossible to redeem the American press. no need to take them over, they'll gladly deepthroat the boot for free. Nazis come to terrorize their city and they whine about "protestors clashing" with their brave daddies. the press is the enemy of the people.
Protesters clashed with federal agents for another night outside the Whipple Federal Building, which holds ICE detainees. Agents fired less-lethal munitions and deployed chemical irritants at the crowd.

📷️: Jeff Wheeler
January 18, 2026 at 4:49 PM