Covarr
@itscovarr.com
Streamer ★ Voice actor ★ Video Editor ★ Sidekick to @geekcritique.org ★ Stage Actor/Director ★ Musician ★ Playwright ★ Worst creator in Super Mario Maker
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That stupid Disneyland commercial has ruined the Andy Williams song "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" for me.
November 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
That stupid Disneyland commercial has ruined the Andy Williams song "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" for me.
Every dispensary has the cringiest name ever
November 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Every dispensary has the cringiest name ever
Find you a charity that doesn't match or exceed your contributions in spending on trying to get you to contribute even more.
By which I mean donate to someone who will use their money more wisely than VFW. I swear, they waste so much money that it makes me not want to donate to them.
By which I mean donate to someone who will use their money more wisely than VFW. I swear, they waste so much money that it makes me not want to donate to them.
November 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Find you a charity that doesn't match or exceed your contributions in spending on trying to get you to contribute even more.
By which I mean donate to someone who will use their money more wisely than VFW. I swear, they waste so much money that it makes me not want to donate to them.
By which I mean donate to someone who will use their money more wisely than VFW. I swear, they waste so much money that it makes me not want to donate to them.
I don't wanna hear that pineapple is too sweet from people who put sugary barbecue sauces on pizza.
November 15, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I don't wanna hear that pineapple is too sweet from people who put sugary barbecue sauces on pizza.
Do you ever think it's weird how people have names?
November 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Do you ever think it's weird how people have names?
Zelda the Minish Cap
Super Mario Odyssey
F-Zero with a sentient racecar hat
Super Mario Odyssey
F-Zero with a sentient racecar hat
November 8, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Zelda the Minish Cap
Super Mario Odyssey
F-Zero with a sentient racecar hat
Super Mario Odyssey
F-Zero with a sentient racecar hat
1. Make sure you have the person's attention.
2. Begin telling them the thing you want them to hear.
These steps are not reversible in competent communication.
2. Begin telling them the thing you want them to hear.
These steps are not reversible in competent communication.
November 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
1. Make sure you have the person's attention.
2. Begin telling them the thing you want them to hear.
These steps are not reversible in competent communication.
2. Begin telling them the thing you want them to hear.
These steps are not reversible in competent communication.
People act like radians are some sort of magical black box, but the conversions couldn't be simpler.
x° = xπ/180 rad. 36° is 36π/180 radians. Etc.
You don't even have to simplify. Math is correct even if you don't simplify.
x° = xπ/180 rad. 36° is 36π/180 radians. Etc.
You don't even have to simplify. Math is correct even if you don't simplify.
November 3, 2025 at 2:41 PM
People act like radians are some sort of magical black box, but the conversions couldn't be simpler.
x° = xπ/180 rad. 36° is 36π/180 radians. Etc.
You don't even have to simplify. Math is correct even if you don't simplify.
x° = xπ/180 rad. 36° is 36π/180 radians. Etc.
You don't even have to simplify. Math is correct even if you don't simplify.
Hey Brian, this is like the time I got a job as a carrot cake
November 2, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Hey Brian, this is like the time I got a job as a carrot cake
Nobody saw it coming. Nobody could explain its existence. Nobody in the world was prepared for the Cyanide and Happiness movie (2034) to be the top grossing film of all time.
October 28, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Nobody saw it coming. Nobody could explain its existence. Nobody in the world was prepared for the Cyanide and Happiness movie (2034) to be the top grossing film of all time.
"windows 11 is spyware and microsoft is selling your data. i will never move past windows 10 because i value my privacy. don't you agree, fellow facebook users?"
October 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
"windows 11 is spyware and microsoft is selling your data. i will never move past windows 10 because i value my privacy. don't you agree, fellow facebook users?"
We control the horizontal
October 21, 2025 at 3:50 AM
We control the horizontal
tech companies will do a/b testing and gather data and then ignore it and just implement the new changes exactly as initially envisioned
October 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
tech companies will do a/b testing and gather data and then ignore it and just implement the new changes exactly as initially envisioned
Reposted by Covarr
Also if you ever want every nerd ever to talk to you, wear this shirt to a video game convention.
October 19, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Also if you ever want every nerd ever to talk to you, wear this shirt to a video game convention.
Philomena Cunk should have a cooking show
October 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Philomena Cunk should have a cooking show
Everything was gelatins and aspics.
Everything was fondue.
Everything was TV dinners.
Everything was diet.
Everything was bacon.
Everything was pumpkin spice.
And now, everything is hot honey.
Everything was fondue.
Everything was TV dinners.
Everything was diet.
Everything was bacon.
Everything was pumpkin spice.
And now, everything is hot honey.
October 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Everything was gelatins and aspics.
Everything was fondue.
Everything was TV dinners.
Everything was diet.
Everything was bacon.
Everything was pumpkin spice.
And now, everything is hot honey.
Everything was fondue.
Everything was TV dinners.
Everything was diet.
Everything was bacon.
Everything was pumpkin spice.
And now, everything is hot honey.
Reposted by Covarr
heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
October 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
Hi yes War of the Rohirrim, though certainly not perfect, was better both as an adaptation and as a film than the Hobbit movies
October 15, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Hi yes War of the Rohirrim, though certainly not perfect, was better both as an adaptation and as a film than the Hobbit movies
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
October 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
i wanna write a book called "throw away your tv and social media: how to bore yourself into productivity"
but who has time to write a book AND keep up with netflix??
but who has time to write a book AND keep up with netflix??
October 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
i wanna write a book called "throw away your tv and social media: how to bore yourself into productivity"
but who has time to write a book AND keep up with netflix??
but who has time to write a book AND keep up with netflix??
He must have the best agent in all of Hollywood. By all accounts he's a nightmare to work with, and it seems like nearly every movie he does performs badly both critically and commercially. And that he keeps getting high profile work.
It's impressive, really.
It's impressive, really.
October 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
He must have the best agent in all of Hollywood. By all accounts he's a nightmare to work with, and it seems like nearly every movie he does performs badly both critically and commercially. And that he keeps getting high profile work.
It's impressive, really.
It's impressive, really.
I can't believe Taylor Swift plagiarized the Chili's Baby Back Ribs song
October 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I can't believe Taylor Swift plagiarized the Chili's Baby Back Ribs song