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Covarr
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Streamer ★ Voice actor ★ Video Editor ★ Sidekick to @geekcritique.org ★ Stage Actor/Director ★ Musician ★ Playwright ★ Worst creator in Super Mario Maker

https://YouTube.com/ItsCovarr
The biggest contributor to Shein's success is designer brands charging premium prices for low quality crap. Like, if you're gonna get some poorly made clothes anyway, might as well get it cheap.
January 22, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Ignore the headlines, read the articles. What people think Satya said about AI and what he actually said are pretty different.

He's still wrong, but not as ludicrously so as the rage bait headlines make it seem.
January 22, 2026 at 3:37 PM
I woke up in another state and went to Micro Center for a ten dollar audio cable (isekai)
January 20, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Dear society,
Hot honey was a mistake. It's not too late to fix this.

-Andrew
January 19, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Galaxian and Generational Trauma: A Video Essay
January 18, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Dear diary,
I wrote you but you still ain't callin'
January 16, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Who remembers when Pizza Hut used to come with a cup of garlic sauce in the box.
January 9, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Who remembers when Domino's used to come with a pepperoncini in the box.
January 9, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Mario & Luigi: Mystery Dungeon
January 6, 2026 at 11:29 PM
What's the difference between pea soup and tuna piano?
January 3, 2026 at 2:04 AM
You know the term "NPC" has caught on when it shows up in Jeopardy, not even in the context of video games.
December 31, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I bet you can't identify this movie from just one line:

"Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown."
December 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Chili belongs on:
A. Hot dogs
B. Tortillas
C. Spaghetti
D. Its own
December 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Waiting for Disney to realize they own Fox and make a live action Anastasia, followed by a live action Rasputin origin story that makes him misunderstood and tragic
December 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Merry Christmas Eve!
December 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
If you commission an artist, they make the art, not the you. AI is no different in that respect.

(And only that respect, really)
December 21, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I don't have to like Epic to appreciate that they're right and Apple and Google are wrong.
December 20, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The real Christopher Walken would probably lose a Christopher Walken soundalike contest, because the idea people have in their heads of his voice is such an exaggerated caricature compared to the real thing.
December 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Hollow Knight 2: For Super Players
December 17, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Dear Sega,

Why does Catherine have Ubisoft towers? This isn't Far Cry. I want to spend less time climbing towers and more time actually playing the game.

Sincerely,
All gamers everywhere
December 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I was slightly interested in Kingdom Come Deliverance 2, until the devs acted like sore losers. I don't want to support a studio that thinks that kind of public facing attitude is okay.
December 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Reposted by Covarr
By the way.

If you think those who would block minors' access to social media will stop at minors or social media, I have a bunch of RTX 5070s to sell you on the cheap.
December 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
My current favorite genre of YouTube videos is blind reactions to [redacted] in FF7

(And the very fact that blind reactions can still exist is why I still redact this even 28 years later)
December 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Fun fact MacKenzie from Metroid Prime 4 in the ending he turns into a party worm and changes his first name
December 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Me pulling into AutoZone for a new battery:

🎵 Oh oh oh O'Reillyyyyyyyyyy
Auto parts🎶
December 7, 2025 at 11:39 PM