It's Chughes
@itschughes.bsky.social
Ey I'm fuckin' gawkin here.
Texas. Marginal poster.
Texas. Marginal poster.
When I see the Krampustani Taliban creeping up on OP North Pole
December 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
When I see the Krampustani Taliban creeping up on OP North Pole
Personally I think the American healthcare system rules
December 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Personally I think the American healthcare system rules
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Doing the Driving Crooner bit with St. Thomas Aquinas' skull
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Doing the Driving Crooner bit with St. Thomas Aquinas' skull
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Dude thank god I never have to go on Maron
June 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Dude thank god I never have to go on Maron
Me in the recruiters office for WWIII:
June 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Me in the recruiters office for WWIII:
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If Hinge is the app that’s meant to be deleted, Tinder is the app that isn’t intended to be installed.
Hello my name is Marshall Townsend and please welcome me to Blue Sky!
Intinded*, is that something?
Hello my name is Marshall Townsend and please welcome me to Blue Sky!
Intinded*, is that something?
May 16, 2025 at 5:32 AM
If Hinge is the app that’s meant to be deleted, Tinder is the app that isn’t intended to be installed.
Hello my name is Marshall Townsend and please welcome me to Blue Sky!
Intinded*, is that something?
Hello my name is Marshall Townsend and please welcome me to Blue Sky!
Intinded*, is that something?
Me and my homie arguing about dinner
May 31, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Me and my homie arguing about dinner
[Muslim Theo Von doing his podcast]
“Riley bring up if it’s haram for a Camel to ride a bicycle”
“Riley bring up if it’s haram for a Camel to ride a bicycle”
May 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
[Muslim Theo Von doing his podcast]
“Riley bring up if it’s haram for a Camel to ride a bicycle”
“Riley bring up if it’s haram for a Camel to ride a bicycle”
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Me and Anubis are laughing at how heavy your heart is, man. He’s doing bits. Like acting like he can’t even lift it with both hands haha. Acting like he’s doing bicep curls with it. I’m like, damn, Anubis is in his bag
August 12, 2024 at 1:20 AM
Me and Anubis are laughing at how heavy your heart is, man. He’s doing bits. Like acting like he can’t even lift it with both hands haha. Acting like he’s doing bicep curls with it. I’m like, damn, Anubis is in his bag
I have read
the JFK files
that were in
the CIA
and which
you were probably
saving
for podcast
Forgive me
they weren't redacted
so secret
and so cold
the JFK files
that were in
the CIA
and which
you were probably
saving
for podcast
Forgive me
they weren't redacted
so secret
and so cold
March 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I have read
the JFK files
that were in
the CIA
and which
you were probably
saving
for podcast
Forgive me
they weren't redacted
so secret
and so cold
the JFK files
that were in
the CIA
and which
you were probably
saving
for podcast
Forgive me
they weren't redacted
so secret
and so cold
Running into people I barely know in the park, hooted off my ASS
January 26, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Running into people I barely know in the park, hooted off my ASS
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This Friday, @itschughes.bsky.social and I are saving Christmas. Get your tickets below.
December 9, 2024 at 4:45 PM
This Friday, @itschughes.bsky.social and I are saving Christmas. Get your tickets below.
Hey I’m going to the gas station to hold space for the lyrics from Defying Gravity. Y’all need anything?
November 23, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Hey I’m going to the gas station to hold space for the lyrics from Defying Gravity. Y’all need anything?
I went to the low T center and nobody knew you 😂
November 21, 2024 at 1:50 AM
I went to the low T center and nobody knew you 😂
Buying cinnamon Zyn because it’s fall
October 28, 2024 at 10:13 PM
Buying cinnamon Zyn because it’s fall
We’re so back on Bluesky
October 17, 2024 at 10:09 PM
We’re so back on Bluesky
Uber driver: Having a good night tonight?
Me, two edibles deep:
Me, two edibles deep:
October 26, 2023 at 2:37 PM
Uber driver: Having a good night tonight?
Me, two edibles deep:
Me, two edibles deep:
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in the 90’s, computers would scream every time you went online. that‘s called foreshadowing
September 7, 2023 at 9:40 PM
in the 90’s, computers would scream every time you went online. that‘s called foreshadowing
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Normalize using the pillory on people who still open-mouth sneeze in the produce section.
August 29, 2023 at 7:37 PM
Normalize using the pillory on people who still open-mouth sneeze in the produce section.
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I only want to use AI for one thing
August 24, 2023 at 4:27 PM
I only want to use AI for one thing
Me: This edible aint shit.
Also Me:
Also Me:
August 19, 2023 at 10:58 PM
Me: This edible aint shit.
Also Me:
Also Me:
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KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
July 17, 2023 at 3:57 AM
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
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34 Year-Old Man DESTROYS The Wrong Barbie Movie For All 82 Minutes!
August 12, 2023 at 10:36 PM
34 Year-Old Man DESTROYS The Wrong Barbie Movie For All 82 Minutes!