David Burnquist (RUDE)
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(aka Austin) Pro wrestling referee. Yes, that's me sneezing Orange Cassidy awake. YDDA. #GSG #VERDE
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one must imagine Sisyphus as TBS Champ
January 1, 2026 at 12:12 PM
one must imagine Sisyphus as TBS Champ
some dealer in Dallas is watching this with a sense of remorse he will take to the grave
New Year’s Resolution: be as excited about anything as Michael Irvin is about Miami football
January 1, 2026 at 5:29 AM
some dealer in Dallas is watching this with a sense of remorse he will take to the grave
Just got back from seeing Marty Supreme, which fittingly brings my year-end total for new movies I’ve seen to 21. Match point.
a cat playing ping pong with a blue racket
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January 1, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Just got back from seeing Marty Supreme, which fittingly brings my year-end total for new movies I’ve seen to 21. Match point.
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The disgusting traitor, guilty of dereliction of duty. We shall not forget your crimes @poptartsbowl.com @sickoscommittee.org
December 30, 2025 at 11:37 PM
The disgusting traitor, guilty of dereliction of duty. We shall not forget your crimes @poptartsbowl.com @sickoscommittee.org
Got the go-ahead from my boss to spread the word about #AGDQ2026 fundraising in our office Teams chat
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December 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Got the go-ahead from my boss to spread the word about #AGDQ2026 fundraising in our office Teams chat
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was trying to relax and watch John Wayne films with my Dad over Christmas and not think about wrestling but
December 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
was trying to relax and watch John Wayne films with my Dad over Christmas and not think about wrestling but
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Wait, does this mean Cyclops is having his dick out then in Doomsday
December 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Wait, does this mean Cyclops is having his dick out then in Doomsday
Welcome to Area 51, your presence has been deemed hostile
December 30, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Welcome to Area 51, your presence has been deemed hostile
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Al right, listen up, our fugitive has been on the run for 15 hours. Average foot speed of a jacked Pop Tart, barring injuries, is 4 miles per hour. That gives us a radius of 60 miles.
Your fugitive's name is Slammin' Strawberry. Go get him.
@poptartsbowl.com
Your fugitive's name is Slammin' Strawberry. Go get him.
@poptartsbowl.com
December 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Al right, listen up, our fugitive has been on the run for 15 hours. Average foot speed of a jacked Pop Tart, barring injuries, is 4 miles per hour. That gives us a radius of 60 miles.
Your fugitive's name is Slammin' Strawberry. Go get him.
@poptartsbowl.com
Your fugitive's name is Slammin' Strawberry. Go get him.
@poptartsbowl.com
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yes I’m happy to clarify. when I do it it’s called discourse. when you do it it’s running off at the mouth all wild style and whatnot. these are just technical terms
December 28, 2025 at 4:48 AM
yes I’m happy to clarify. when I do it it’s called discourse. when you do it it’s running off at the mouth all wild style and whatnot. these are just technical terms
LET’S GOOOOOOOO!!!!!
December 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
LET’S GOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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what's a matter babe you hardly touched your clud sandwich
December 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
what's a matter babe you hardly touched your clud sandwich
“I know writers who use subtext” etc. etc.
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
“I know writers who use subtext” etc. etc.
210 bihhhhh
December 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
210 bihhhhh
sorry Fortnite, something else is about to steal all my time
December 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
sorry Fortnite, something else is about to steal all my time
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the shit I care least in the whole world about is whether the story about the Earl of Sandwich is true. yes it fucking was. my man was playing cards and eating meat with his hands and then he said hold up check this out. you won't believe this shit. bring me some fucking bread & hold onto your hats
December 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
the shit I care least in the whole world about is whether the story about the Earl of Sandwich is true. yes it fucking was. my man was playing cards and eating meat with his hands and then he said hold up check this out. you won't believe this shit. bring me some fucking bread & hold onto your hats
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Friday at last…-
December 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Friday at last…-
My friends had me eating GOOD for Christmas and I’m actively plotting to prevent them from moving to Colorado next year
December 26, 2025 at 4:41 AM
My friends had me eating GOOD for Christmas and I’m actively plotting to prevent them from moving to Colorado next year
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"please welcome the voices of huntrix" no they're just huntrix now. they're huntrix and they fight demons
December 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
"please welcome the voices of huntrix" no they're just huntrix now. they're huntrix and they fight demons
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The Oklahoma City Thunder can’t beat the San Antonio Spurs 👀
December 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
The Oklahoma City Thunder can’t beat the San Antonio Spurs 👀