✨️Hot🔥Flash✨️
@its-me-stephanie.bsky.social
Wisconsinite. Fit Witch. Crone. Therapist specializing in sex, drugs & rock-n-roll; Acceptance & Commitment Therapy. Fur mom to an ornery bunny & a Cat Distribution System delivery. Mom to an amazing adult human. Artsy, crafty, ourdoorsy, foodie.
It has a name! #menopause #perimenopause
Combine #costocontriditis with #perimenopause and #PMDD plus a little #CPTSD and you might come out a little paranoid or scared or exhausted … life is never what you plan for
April 6, 2025 at 5:50 PM
It has a name! #menopause #perimenopause
For real, like I'm in my crone phase, leave me be, bloody scourge!
March 23, 2025 at 12:37 PM
For real, like I'm in my crone phase, leave me be, bloody scourge!
@nws.noaa.gov illustrating the difference between a watch & a warning for the average #Wisconsinite
March 16, 2025 at 1:14 PM
@nws.noaa.gov illustrating the difference between a watch & a warning for the average #Wisconsinite
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It's rather unfortunate that I'm experiencing menopause at the same time fascism is destroying my country.
March 2, 2025 at 10:58 AM
It's rather unfortunate that I'm experiencing menopause at the same time fascism is destroying my country.
March 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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This is the correct response to all popular music, beginning the day you turn forty. I too hope the young people had, and will continue to have fun.
my rural local news put up a post asking what people thought of the halftime show and this little old white lady commented “I didn’t get it but I’m old. I hope the young people had fun. I liked his pants and his jacket. 💕”
February 10, 2025 at 2:05 PM
This is the correct response to all popular music, beginning the day you turn forty. I too hope the young people had, and will continue to have fun.
Adding the Home Depot to the list.
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Tiffany (owned by LVMH)
TJX Companies (TJ Maxx, Marshall's)
Adobe
Apple
Costco
Delta Airlines
Gap Inc. (Old Navy, Banana Republic)
Goldman Sachs
JP Morgan Chase
Johnson & Johnson
MassMutual
Mastercard
New York Life
Salesforce
SONY Pictures Entertainment
T-Mobile
Tiffany (owned by LVMH)
TJX Companies (TJ Maxx, Marshall's)
January 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Adding the Home Depot to the list.
January 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
On cold #Wisconsin nights I often think about The Cremation of Sam McGee: poets.org/poem/cremati...
The Cremation of Sam McGee
There are strange things done in the midnight sun
poets.org
January 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
On cold #Wisconsin nights I often think about The Cremation of Sam McGee: poets.org/poem/cremati...
This seems frighteningly relevant for these times. #witchsky
Spells for the Apocalypse #OmniumGatherum library.hrmtc.com/20...
January 24, 2025 at 2:19 AM
This seems frighteningly relevant for these times. #witchsky
January 20, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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I think we all need to get dramatic portraits like this done with our cats. Postcard from my collection, no date/info.
January 7, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I think we all need to get dramatic portraits like this done with our cats. Postcard from my collection, no date/info.
Adding: Obviously not my photo.
Googling a fruit salad recipe, but typed in "groot salad" by mistake. I'm not mad at the results.
January 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Adding: Obviously not my photo.
Googling a fruit salad recipe, but typed in "groot salad" by mistake. I'm not mad at the results.
January 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Googling a fruit salad recipe, but typed in "groot salad" by mistake. I'm not mad at the results.
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"Sandra, who cleared $670,000 in 2016, earns minimum wage at Ye Olde Jerky Shoppe. Luke broke up with her. She sees him every Wednesday at fifty-cent wing night, after which she walks home alone through blood-red snow."
Hallmark Christmas Movie Characters Two Weeks Later: Where Are They Now?
Sandra, the stressed-out Goldman Sachs analyst, who got lost in Mistletoe Falls and fell for Luke, the local handyman After quitting her job and ...
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January 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
"Sandra, who cleared $670,000 in 2016, earns minimum wage at Ye Olde Jerky Shoppe. Luke broke up with her. She sees him every Wednesday at fifty-cent wing night, after which she walks home alone through blood-red snow."
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I've been waiting weeks to post this. Weeks.
December 29, 2024 at 3:26 PM
I've been waiting weeks to post this. Weeks.
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"Using advanced algorithms and remarkable self-restraint, the thermostat employs eye-tracking technology to recognize glares, eye rolls, and their originating sources."
Introducing the First-Ever Smart Thermostat for Perimenopausal People
Just like you, this groundbreaking thermostat rewrites the laws of thermodynamics to be hot and cold simultaneously. It can instantly cool any spac...
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December 29, 2024 at 2:00 PM
"Using advanced algorithms and remarkable self-restraint, the thermostat employs eye-tracking technology to recognize glares, eye rolls, and their originating sources."
A rare sighting in our neighborhood.
December 28, 2024 at 5:13 PM
A rare sighting in our neighborhood.
My young millennial agreed to matching holiday jammies. I'm thrilled!
Fact
Your kids are always kids no matter how old they get.
Proof
pre-dawn text
"Let's get Ian's pizza after my plane lands"
December 20, 2024 at 1:28 PM
My young millennial agreed to matching holiday jammies. I'm thrilled!
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Just a reminder... If you’re planning to host a holiday party, have sodas and tea handy for guests who choose not to consume alcohol.
December 8, 2024 at 1:46 PM
Just a reminder... If you’re planning to host a holiday party, have sodas and tea handy for guests who choose not to consume alcohol.