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daniel wayne garcia
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narcissism welfare herpes steroids cheating pathological liar
another one 😭😭😭
August 29, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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fml i cheated with a bitch that looks like shrek and now im married to a bitch that looks like donkey
January 6, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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if you dont put an illegitimate kid on your deers while youre married you can do anything. shit, even if you do that you can still cosplay as a soldier on reddit
December 19, 2024 at 3:09 AM
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July 14, 2024 at 11:01 PM
February 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
fml now Elon has one bm more than me
February 16, 2025 at 4:24 AM
playstation still down fml im gonna have to spend time with my wife
February 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
January 17, 2025 at 9:44 AM
dei is the only reason the paternity tests keep coming back against me
"A few are mulling an ego-rattling possibility: What if I’ve pinned my failures on diversity, only to discover that the stumbling block is…me?"
You Blamed DEI for Hurting Your Career. Now What? www.wsj.com/lifestyle/ca...
You Blamed DEI for Hurting Your Career. Now What?
For people who pin their failures on diversity, corporate America’s DEI retreat removes a barrier—or maybe an excuse.
www.wsj.com
January 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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he promotes core military values like hating your kids and doing drugs without disclosing it during your background investigation
August 10, 2024 at 3:20 PM
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Senator: I’ll speak in his defense because to err is human. Who among us hasn’t shown up drunk to work? Who here hasn’t cheated on their wife?

Hegseth: Please stop helping me

Senator: Who hasn’t taken off their pants at the zoo?
January 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
lol like its illegal to have a baby on your wife we all fucking do it i did it twice
January 15, 2025 at 5:26 AM
yeah im a dei hire, dumb entitled incompetent
January 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
i dont even get to be the first veteran to use ai to kill myself?!?
January 10, 2025 at 9:00 AM
fml i cheated with a bitch that looks like shrek and now im married to a bitch that looks like donkey
January 6, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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September 6, 2024 at 8:28 PM
great, now i have to come up with a more elaborate way of killing myself when my next wife leaves me
January 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
he was never going to build hyper loop. his cars go up in flames. his brain chips make monkeys suicidal. he cannot comprehend loving & supportive fatherhood. the motherfucker can't even post a banger.

my hero, the second most impotent man on earth
January 1, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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i have four divorces, low t, a shitty military career, and three child support orders. if no one hires me in three days i am starting a podcast. this is your final warning.
August 10, 2024 at 3:12 PM
i still got bitch tits even tho i used both nolvadex and clomid. whatever, my dumass wife is a dike anyway
December 21, 2024 at 1:08 PM
if you dont put an illegitimate kid on your deers while youre married you can do anything. shit, even if you do that you can still cosplay as a soldier on reddit
December 19, 2024 at 3:09 AM
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the doctor handed my std test back to me face down 😖
July 23, 2024 at 8:29 AM
fuckin sign me up im as dumb as the bitches i fuck but also as broke
November 15, 2024 at 10:35 AM
had illegitimit kids every step of the way
20's: Alcohol and drugs

40's: Drugs and alcohol
November 13, 2024 at 10:53 AM
im walking cte
November 13, 2024 at 9:55 AM