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hypothetically possible | exogenously testosteronated | sensorially participatory | unrepentantly extant | fundamentally irredeemable | featherlessly biped
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realizing I have made and will continue to make enough "taking the kind of testosterone that..." posts to warrant creating a dedicated thread for them
these two guys on motorcycles talking to each other while stopped at a stoplight should kiss probably
November 16, 2025 at 6:21 AM
they should change it so that you only have to do the laundry one time and so that food with inconsistent textures isn't scary anymore and so that you're allowed to tell strangers you love them and so that I have a full-sized penis and so that driving a tesla kills you instantly
November 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Wriggling and writhing in bed until the blanket naturally takes on the form of a chrysalis
November 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Woke cancel culture makes me feel like, as a white man, I can't say anything. And in this silence I find peace, and truth, and enlightenment. Can't lose.
November 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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update: we fixed seahorse mpreg
date idea: we rethink everything
November 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
date idea: we rethink everything
November 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
9 days until first testostiversary. I think what I'll miss more than anything is having a good excuse to not try to figure out if I'll ever be able to pass because I told myself I wouldn't do that until I'd been on HRT for a year
November 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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i love being a guy actually
November 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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i have brunch with several trans women all the time and i dont get headlines about it
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
part of the show where I determine whether it will be more unpleasant to endure the hairdryer or more unpleasant to endure the wet hair
November 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Getting drunk and trying to get Data to fuck you is standard fare for Starfleet officers
The fact that Riker is kind of robophobic would probably make him want to fuck Data even more, if he swung that way
November 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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“How soon?” asked Toad.

“Quite soon,” said Frog.
November 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
posting in a God-honoring manner
November 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
lentils :)
November 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
the best (worst) thing about taking testosterone is that you develop extremely thorough and elaborate hygiene rituals just to smell moderately ok and have acne that is "really bad" rather than "horrific"
November 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
THE NEW MEDICINE IS WORKING!!! I PROBABLY DO NOT HAVE TO TAKE THE IMMUNOSUPPRESSANT THAT CAUSES STOMACH BLEEDING!!! I AM GOING TO LIVE FOREVER!!!
November 14, 2025 at 5:17 PM
opened energy drink. had two sips. realized I would rather be drinking coffee. perseverance will strengthen me.
November 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
10 days until first testostiversary. I think what I'll miss more than anything is having a good excuse to not come out to my extended family because I told myself I wouldn't do that until I'd been on HRT for a year
November 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Happy partially muscled skeleton stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before disappearing day to all who celebrate!
November 14, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Renning up that hill
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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ren 2: the renemy within
November 14, 2025 at 7:00 AM
what if (hypothetically) (go with me here) I wasn't really bad at shaving my face. just an idea I had.
November 14, 2025 at 6:34 AM
going ren mode
November 14, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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if you go home with somebody, and they don't have objects with unusual textures and a pleasing heft, don't fuck 'em
November 14, 2025 at 2:11 AM