Penance
@contusions.bsky.social
memory aligns the glimmer in your narrowed eye
i feel like i can acurately model what people look like off how they post with like a pretty high degree of accuracy. pretty sure this is a skill i have
January 16, 2026 at 3:43 AM
i feel like i can acurately model what people look like off how they post with like a pretty high degree of accuracy. pretty sure this is a skill i have
we're on woke 3 already bro catch up
January 15, 2026 at 10:13 PM
we're on woke 3 already bro catch up
bug things are happening
January 14, 2026 at 11:02 PM
bug things are happening
guess whos got love handles now. Fuck your life
January 13, 2026 at 10:10 PM
guess whos got love handles now. Fuck your life
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history makes me feel less alone
January 11, 2026 at 10:10 PM
history makes me feel less alone
if youre gonna go ahead and try to figure it (generally inadvisable) please at least make sure you figure it leastways
January 11, 2026 at 8:26 PM
if youre gonna go ahead and try to figure it (generally inadvisable) please at least make sure you figure it leastways
accidentally recreating german idioms from first principles
January 11, 2026 at 8:00 PM
accidentally recreating german idioms from first principles
they say you die two twink deaths. once when you twink die and once when they last speak your twink name
January 11, 2026 at 7:02 AM
they say you die two twink deaths. once when you twink die and once when they last speak your twink name
when i was a child a brown recluse started living in the lamp on my bedside table and i let it live there with me for weeks. Every time id turn the lamp on id wonder if I was gonna get bit, every night id wonder if id wake up bit, but we just cohabitated together. until my mom found and killed him
January 10, 2026 at 11:43 PM
when i was a child a brown recluse started living in the lamp on my bedside table and i let it live there with me for weeks. Every time id turn the lamp on id wonder if I was gonna get bit, every night id wonder if id wake up bit, but we just cohabitated together. until my mom found and killed him
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i'm not like other girls i'm so fucking scared
January 10, 2026 at 4:40 PM
i'm not like other girls i'm so fucking scared
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this might make me a political extremist but i need my asshole stretched or im gonna go insane
November 8, 2025 at 1:32 PM
this might make me a political extremist but i need my asshole stretched or im gonna go insane
youre like a brother to me bro
January 9, 2026 at 8:33 PM
youre like a brother to me bro
one small bottle of gin also known as unlimited agony and suffering and a tormented fate
January 8, 2026 at 11:44 PM
one small bottle of gin also known as unlimited agony and suffering and a tormented fate
bro seriously, heed me rn
January 8, 2026 at 11:27 PM
bro seriously, heed me rn
my statements will be sweeping, my proclamations authoritative, and they will be heeded. You will heed them
January 8, 2026 at 11:24 PM
my statements will be sweeping, my proclamations authoritative, and they will be heeded. You will heed them
sometimes you can just tell someone has a small dick. i dont mean like because theyre a chud or drive a big truck or anything I mean like you can just tell looking at their face. Basically I think that physiognomy is real but exclusively for divining approximate cock length
January 8, 2026 at 11:21 PM
sometimes you can just tell someone has a small dick. i dont mean like because theyre a chud or drive a big truck or anything I mean like you can just tell looking at their face. Basically I think that physiognomy is real but exclusively for divining approximate cock length
please God let me come back in another life as an aphid-farming ant colonist
January 8, 2026 at 6:30 PM
please God let me come back in another life as an aphid-farming ant colonist
okay change of plans theyre actually imminentizing the eschaton themselves without our help so just uhhhh yk stay limber and hydrated for a minute while we brainstorm a new plan
January 8, 2026 at 1:16 AM
okay change of plans theyre actually imminentizing the eschaton themselves without our help so just uhhhh yk stay limber and hydrated for a minute while we brainstorm a new plan
you only stay with me for my money and my tight asshole and my charming personality and my musical talent and my radiant soul
January 7, 2026 at 8:52 PM
you only stay with me for my money and my tight asshole and my charming personality and my musical talent and my radiant soul
'missionary' is when they knock on your door and you lock them up in your basement
January 7, 2026 at 7:19 PM
'missionary' is when they knock on your door and you lock them up in your basement
blow them all. for the Lord knows who are His
January 7, 2026 at 7:17 PM
blow them all. for the Lord knows who are His