Patty’s Paradox
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~just keep swimming 🏊
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Craving a chilis outing I really wanna try those wicked margaritas 👽 I wish I had more friends that liked alcohol ~
a woman in a pink dress is holding a wand and the words woo-hoo are on the bottom
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December 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Craving a chilis outing I really wanna try those wicked margaritas 👽 I wish I had more friends that liked alcohol ~
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His favorite show is on. The National Dog Show. He waits all year for this.
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
His favorite show is on. The National Dog Show. He waits all year for this.
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Highlight Indigenous creators and stories with these beautiful picture books and spark conversations about culture, experiences, and traditions ❤️
#NativeAmericanHeritageMonth #IndigenousHeritageMonth #NAHM #Books #ChildrensBooks #BookSky
#NativeAmericanHeritageMonth #IndigenousHeritageMonth #NAHM #Books #ChildrensBooks #BookSky
November 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Highlight Indigenous creators and stories with these beautiful picture books and spark conversations about culture, experiences, and traditions ❤️
#NativeAmericanHeritageMonth #IndigenousHeritageMonth #NAHM #Books #ChildrensBooks #BookSky
#NativeAmericanHeritageMonth #IndigenousHeritageMonth #NAHM #Books #ChildrensBooks #BookSky
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Me, every 2-5 business days:
November 14, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Me, every 2-5 business days:
Food prices in Venezuelan restaurants are getting outrageous. I want tequeños but I don’t wanna pay 50$ everytime I go out to eat. It’s a high price to pay for nostalgia.
November 7, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Food prices in Venezuelan restaurants are getting outrageous. I want tequeños but I don’t wanna pay 50$ everytime I go out to eat. It’s a high price to pay for nostalgia.
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How can you listen to the survivors and not want to release the files?
September 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM
How can you listen to the survivors and not want to release the files?
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Why is it every couple that posts they’re homeschooling their kids are the EXACT people who SHOULDNT be homeschooling children.
August 29, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Why is it every couple that posts they’re homeschooling their kids are the EXACT people who SHOULDNT be homeschooling children.
I really don’t wanna work ….. what’s new lol
August 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I really don’t wanna work ….. what’s new lol
I mean yeah I’m a pacifist but if you try to steal my passport and my purse I’m just gonna pretend you are a piñata and is your turn to catch these hands.
August 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I mean yeah I’m a pacifist but if you try to steal my passport and my purse I’m just gonna pretend you are a piñata and is your turn to catch these hands.
Kinda pissed about no one having dulce de leche donuts lately wtf
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August 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Kinda pissed about no one having dulce de leche donuts lately wtf
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The White House's memes about imprisonment, deportation, and death by alligator are designed to radicalize and desensitize.
“What you have is this desire to get people to buy into the fun of sadism,” says Jason Stanley, an author who’s leaving the US because of “concerns over fascism.”
“What you have is this desire to get people to buy into the fun of sadism,” says Jason Stanley, an author who’s leaving the US because of “concerns over fascism.”
The official voice of the US government Is cruel, gross, and weird. What is that doing to us?
Joking memes about imprisonment, deportation, and death by alligator are designed to radicalize and desensitize.
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August 15, 2025 at 2:23 PM
The White House's memes about imprisonment, deportation, and death by alligator are designed to radicalize and desensitize.
“What you have is this desire to get people to buy into the fun of sadism,” says Jason Stanley, an author who’s leaving the US because of “concerns over fascism.”
“What you have is this desire to get people to buy into the fun of sadism,” says Jason Stanley, an author who’s leaving the US because of “concerns over fascism.”
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I go to my local Barnes & Noble from time to time to check out the banned books. This month Barbara Kingsolver’s Demon Copperhead has made it onto the banned list. Living in Florida is a never ending experience of stupidity wielded by the self righteous christofascists in power.
August 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I go to my local Barnes & Noble from time to time to check out the banned books. This month Barbara Kingsolver’s Demon Copperhead has made it onto the banned list. Living in Florida is a never ending experience of stupidity wielded by the self righteous christofascists in power.
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Every time I think I’m making peace with the idea of staying in this country, something happens and I’m like, “Nope, gotta go.”
I’ll never leave the fight, but the desire to leave this place is strong.
I’ll never leave the fight, but the desire to leave this place is strong.
August 15, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Every time I think I’m making peace with the idea of staying in this country, something happens and I’m like, “Nope, gotta go.”
I’ll never leave the fight, but the desire to leave this place is strong.
I’ll never leave the fight, but the desire to leave this place is strong.
Like America is becoming worse daily and people just wanna glorify this mediocre white girl I don’t get it I really don’t
August 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Like America is becoming worse daily and people just wanna glorify this mediocre white girl I don’t get it I really don’t
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“None Of These Books Are Obscene”: Judge Strikes Down Much of Florida’s Book Ban Bill
This is a big win for intellectual freedom and will have big implications in other ongoing lawsuits and future laws aiming to ban books.
bookriot.com/penguin-rand...
This is a big win for intellectual freedom and will have big implications in other ongoing lawsuits and future laws aiming to ban books.
bookriot.com/penguin-rand...
"None Of These Books Are Obscene": Judge Strikes Down Much of Florida's Book Ban Bill
In a major win for intellectual freedom, a judge rules against Florida law that led to removing hundreds of books from school libraries.
bookriot.com
August 14, 2025 at 12:25 PM
“None Of These Books Are Obscene”: Judge Strikes Down Much of Florida’s Book Ban Bill
This is a big win for intellectual freedom and will have big implications in other ongoing lawsuits and future laws aiming to ban books.
bookriot.com/penguin-rand...
This is a big win for intellectual freedom and will have big implications in other ongoing lawsuits and future laws aiming to ban books.
bookriot.com/penguin-rand...
Why are plebz so excited about tswift new album lol America is literally falling apart?
August 14, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Why are plebz so excited about tswift new album lol America is literally falling apart?
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The movie The Purge, but only super-rich people are allowed to commit crimes and get away with it, and it’s every day… and I’m just describing our country right now… never mind.
August 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The movie The Purge, but only super-rich people are allowed to commit crimes and get away with it, and it’s every day… and I’m just describing our country right now… never mind.
Entering my bob marley era again and reconnecting w that part of myself 💪🏽
August 14, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Entering my bob marley era again and reconnecting w that part of myself 💪🏽
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We should be allowed to drink mimosas at our desks on Mondays to ease the misery
June 16, 2025 at 11:48 AM
We should be allowed to drink mimosas at our desks on Mondays to ease the misery
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*slowly slides PBJ under seat*
June 4, 2025 at 12:55 PM
*slowly slides PBJ under seat*
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My hot take is that it’s absolutely privileged to be able to contribute to a 401k without worry.
June 4, 2025 at 12:26 PM
My hot take is that it’s absolutely privileged to be able to contribute to a 401k without worry.