Alice Roberts sounds fine
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I’m not sure if I can do this again. I used to be @Mathimat on the app for Fascists. (I’m not using it anymore, because I’m not a fascist).
#AUDHD
Please don’t sell this one to Leon Murk too.
@matat on Instagram. Definitely a shitposter. Hates genocides.
#AUDHD
Please don’t sell this one to Leon Murk too.
@matat on Instagram. Definitely a shitposter. Hates genocides.
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Alice Roberts sounds fine
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· Jul 31
The advantage of being a polyglot is that I can make shitty puns in multiple languages. It helps me to prevent making friends.
People will never be free until the last billionaire is strangled with the entrails of the last politician. - Dennis Diderot (had he lived today)
November 14, 2025 at 11:05 AM
People will never be free until the last billionaire is strangled with the entrails of the last politician. - Dennis Diderot (had he lived today)
Reposted by Alice Roberts sounds fine
succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
"Okay, now KISS!"
- Me after having said Bloody Mary three times, and Candyman five times in front of the mirror.
- Me after having said Bloody Mary three times, and Candyman five times in front of the mirror.
October 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
"Okay, now KISS!"
- Me after having said Bloody Mary three times, and Candyman five times in front of the mirror.
- Me after having said Bloody Mary three times, and Candyman five times in front of the mirror.
The fascists are on Twitter. Given you’re posting this here you are definitely Antifa, which means you’re one of the cool kids. The math checks out.
September 28, 2025 at 6:49 AM
The fascists are on Twitter. Given you’re posting this here you are definitely Antifa, which means you’re one of the cool kids. The math checks out.
If you’re having trouble writing alt text to pictures; Just try to imagine you’re mansplaining what’s in the photo to someone, and just type that down.
September 2, 2025 at 8:06 AM
If you’re having trouble writing alt text to pictures; Just try to imagine you’re mansplaining what’s in the photo to someone, and just type that down.
Alien: Earth is SO GOOD. They’re finally doing something new with the story!!!
Where Romulus was just a checklist of stuff from the previous movies, this show is bringing on fresh ideas right from the start. Brilliant!
Where Romulus was just a checklist of stuff from the previous movies, this show is bringing on fresh ideas right from the start. Brilliant!
August 31, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Alien: Earth is SO GOOD. They’re finally doing something new with the story!!!
Where Romulus was just a checklist of stuff from the previous movies, this show is bringing on fresh ideas right from the start. Brilliant!
Where Romulus was just a checklist of stuff from the previous movies, this show is bringing on fresh ideas right from the start. Brilliant!
It’s weird that Musk doesn’t own Microsoft, because (allegedly) it’s a perfect description of his penis.
August 31, 2025 at 5:31 PM
It’s weird that Musk doesn’t own Microsoft, because (allegedly) it’s a perfect description of his penis.
I am obsessed. OBSESSED! youtu.be/XznC1rOAZIM?...
Halestorm - Rain Your Blood On Me/Drum Solo - 28/06/25 - London Stadium
YouTube video by Dunny
youtu.be
August 28, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I am obsessed. OBSESSED! youtu.be/XznC1rOAZIM?...
In case you don't believe me, look up the hannibal directive. It'll shed a clearer light on what's happening hostage-wise. Israel doesn't give a shit. Netanyahu and his government can get fucked.
If the Israelian government genuinely cared about those hostages they would let humanitarian workers do their jobs, they would let through aid, food, water. They don’t do that. This is an unequivocal genocide, with a complete disregard for Palestinian and Israeli lives alike.
August 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
In case you don't believe me, look up the hannibal directive. It'll shed a clearer light on what's happening hostage-wise. Israel doesn't give a shit. Netanyahu and his government can get fucked.
I know that The Lake isn’t the best TV show ever, but Julia Stiles is absolutely incredible in it. Which makes it worth a watch, imho.
August 7, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I know that The Lake isn’t the best TV show ever, but Julia Stiles is absolutely incredible in it. Which makes it worth a watch, imho.
If the Israelian government genuinely cared about those hostages they would let humanitarian workers do their jobs, they would let through aid, food, water. They don’t do that. This is an unequivocal genocide, with a complete disregard for Palestinian and Israeli lives alike.
July 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
If the Israelian government genuinely cared about those hostages they would let humanitarian workers do their jobs, they would let through aid, food, water. They don’t do that. This is an unequivocal genocide, with a complete disregard for Palestinian and Israeli lives alike.
When you’re in your late 30’s nothing compares to the joy of watching chaos ensue in the group chat after replacing “dinner” for “Donner” in the dictionary of that one friend who leaves his phone unlocked. It takes patience, but the pay off is more than worth it.
July 25, 2025 at 9:48 AM
When you’re in your late 30’s nothing compares to the joy of watching chaos ensue in the group chat after replacing “dinner” for “Donner” in the dictionary of that one friend who leaves his phone unlocked. It takes patience, but the pay off is more than worth it.
The enemy of my enemy is also my enemy. I can antagonise them both. I can multitask.
July 13, 2025 at 10:33 AM
The enemy of my enemy is also my enemy. I can antagonise them both. I can multitask.
Current song obsession; Dutch band Van Dik Hout - Stil In Mij: youtu.be/c-Fujnlf-vo?...
Van Dik Hout - Stil In Mij (Live op Concert at SEA 2018)
YouTube video by Concert at SEA
youtu.be
July 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Current song obsession; Dutch band Van Dik Hout - Stil In Mij: youtu.be/c-Fujnlf-vo?...
The word "cybertruck" is a bit like calling a cow a chicken, and expect it to lay eggs.
www.hcn.org/issues/57-5/...
www.hcn.org/issues/57-5/...
The Cybertruck is all tricks and no truck, a musky Tesla fail - High Country News
The Cybertruck is nothing but a baking sheet on wheels that's riding to recall lane toward a dead end.
www.hcn.org
July 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM
The word "cybertruck" is a bit like calling a cow a chicken, and expect it to lay eggs.
www.hcn.org/issues/57-5/...
www.hcn.org/issues/57-5/...
I joined them, and deactivated my paying subscription.
Migrated my playlists with an app called playlistly towards Apple music (I'm already knee deep in their ecosystem anyway). Not saying you should do the same, but I can tell you it feels damn good!
www.kqed.org/arts/1397814...
Migrated my playlists with an app called playlistly towards Apple music (I'm already knee deep in their ecosystem anyway). Not saying you should do the same, but I can tell you it feels damn good!
www.kqed.org/arts/1397814...
SF Band Ditches Spotify Over CEO’s $700M Military AI Investment
Deerhoof will remove its entire catalog from the ‘data-mining scam masquerading as a ‘music company.’’
www.kqed.org
July 2, 2025 at 8:51 AM
I joined them, and deactivated my paying subscription.
Migrated my playlists with an app called playlistly towards Apple music (I'm already knee deep in their ecosystem anyway). Not saying you should do the same, but I can tell you it feels damn good!
www.kqed.org/arts/1397814...
Migrated my playlists with an app called playlistly towards Apple music (I'm already knee deep in their ecosystem anyway). Not saying you should do the same, but I can tell you it feels damn good!
www.kqed.org/arts/1397814...
Seymore Richards is the unabridged version of Seymore Dicks.
June 29, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Seymore Richards is the unabridged version of Seymore Dicks.
The US president couldn’t negotiate himself out of a paper bag. He’s so terrible at making deals that he just decides to bomb them instead. What a pathetic excuse for a human being.
June 22, 2025 at 7:01 AM
The US president couldn’t negotiate himself out of a paper bag. He’s so terrible at making deals that he just decides to bomb them instead. What a pathetic excuse for a human being.
1. Does this mean we can send our asbestos to the US?
2. Will there be tariffs put on our asbestos, or is this something he wants to import desperately enough? (Like those white, South African criminals that one time)
2. Will there be tariffs put on our asbestos, or is this something he wants to import desperately enough? (Like those white, South African criminals that one time)
June 20, 2025 at 8:30 AM
1. Does this mean we can send our asbestos to the US?
2. Will there be tariffs put on our asbestos, or is this something he wants to import desperately enough? (Like those white, South African criminals that one time)
2. Will there be tariffs put on our asbestos, or is this something he wants to import desperately enough? (Like those white, South African criminals that one time)
Reminder, NAY! Extremely important reminder:
Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
June 20, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Reminder, NAY! Extremely important reminder:
Update: They somehow managed to out-asshole themselves. So yeps: Still not a sovereign state.
I have decided to no longer recognise Israel as a sovereign state. They can get their status back once they stop committing genocide on their neighbours.
June 18, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Update: They somehow managed to out-asshole themselves. So yeps: Still not a sovereign state.
Fun fact: The only way to remove that tiny piece of lettuce between a nazi’s teeth is by punching it as hard as you can.
June 9, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Fun fact: The only way to remove that tiny piece of lettuce between a nazi’s teeth is by punching it as hard as you can.
I have decided to no longer recognise Israel as a sovereign state. They can get their status back once they stop committing genocide on their neighbours.
June 6, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I have decided to no longer recognise Israel as a sovereign state. They can get their status back once they stop committing genocide on their neighbours.
Captain Apartheid and the Orange Turd are wrestling on the White House lawn?
That took about 6 months longer than I expected it to.
That took about 6 months longer than I expected it to.
June 6, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Captain Apartheid and the Orange Turd are wrestling on the White House lawn?
That took about 6 months longer than I expected it to.
That took about 6 months longer than I expected it to.
Reposted by Alice Roberts sounds fine
