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Alice Roberts sounds fine
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I’m not sure if I can do this again. I used to be @Mathimat on the app for Fascists. (I’m not using it anymore, because I’m not a fascist).
#AUDHD
Please don’t sell this one to Leon Murk too.
@matat on Instagram. Definitely a shitposter. Hates genocides.
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Why are we listening to the guy who has “moron” tattooed on his forehead?
A screencap from the interview. It has the abc news exclusive logo in the top left corner. Donald trump is in a blue suit, with a white shirt and a red tie. His face is orange as always, his forehead has the word “moron” on it in a gothic font. It looks as amateurish as the “MS 13” on the poor guy who was deported’s fingers. It’s clearly not a tattoo, only a moron would think it is…
May 1, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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A photo of someone holding a massive radish.
April 16, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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It’s definitely not the coolest thing he’s ever seen. This is verifiably incorrect. Proof:
Old post of Ted Cruz, which was made on the social media platform for fascists. There is a picture of him standing in front of a cow made of butter. His tweet reads: Wow, a cow made of butter. My girls would love it. In fact, the first sentence Caroline ever said was "I like butter"
March 22, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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Jeroom. Belgian cartoonist. This is the original:
First panel has superman in his outfit. Second one has him peeking around the corner, watching a burning community center for elderly lesbians. Women from the windows are shouting for help while surrounded by flames. Third panel has superman in a phone booth changing back into his Clark Kent outfit. Third panel has Clark Kent whistling a tune while walking by the burning building.
March 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
ismat.at
Happy Friday the 13th!
A picture of Freddy Krueger from Nightmare on Elm Street.
December 13, 2024 at 7:00 PM
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I like how the map itself subliminally told you to to put it in storage and not throw it away.
Zoomed in of a part of the second map. It shows the Dwarven District, but also the Keep. Which makes my comment marginally funny.
December 1, 2024 at 8:26 PM
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Bannon is definitely giving Gideon Gleeful.
Screen cap from Gravity Falls’ Gideon Gleeful.
December 1, 2024 at 11:08 AM
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If I were in Britain I’d adopt them in a heartbeat. The ones on the right look like the late Peluche. (Died 6 years ago).
Peluche the cat. Looking angrily into the distance.
November 17, 2024 at 9:20 PM
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This is why this setting is also super useful:
Screenshot of Bluesky’s Acessibility Settings. The option “Require alt text before posting” is set to active. This ensures the writer gets a prompt to add alt text for each posted image.
November 2, 2024 at 5:11 PM
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Apparently the cool kids post their @letterboxd.social last four watched, so here’s mine.
Night swim (one star) Woman of the hour (three stars) Love Lies Bleeding (four stars ❤️) It’s what’s inside (three and a half stars)
October 30, 2024 at 7:51 PM
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If you see this, post a picture taken in the mountains.
Höfn í Hornafirði, in Iceland. The mountain in the distance looks a bit like a dragon’s head with two pointy wings (one on each side). The road which leads there has a car in the distance driving towards it. The sky is overcast, but the sun is shining through bands of gray clouds.
October 27, 2024 at 7:33 PM
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I too am a peas maker:
A picture of some excellently cooked peas in a spoon hovering above a cooking pot. The cooking pot is blurred out a bit because it’s in the background, but it is still obvious that it contains more excellently cooked peas.
October 25, 2024 at 7:40 PM
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This morning’s train ride felt like a fucking Tarantino movie.
Photo of someone’s feet sticking out from the train seats into the walkway.
August 28, 2024 at 3:04 AM
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Fuck it. I’mma die on this here hill:
Cover art of the Vengaboys’ “The Party Album!” It has the members of the band drawn as cartoons. They are wearing various outfits. (Cowboy, camo, sailor, and one member with regular clothes). As is common knowledge: there isn’t a single bad song on this album.
July 31, 2024 at 1:42 PM
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For me it was more annoying, but I found a fix.
Picture of Donald Trump from the “people & pets” on my phone. I named him Bloatfish to make it bearable.
July 28, 2024 at 7:42 PM
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Current TV show obsession: Brassic.
Screengrab of Michelle Keegan (Erin) and Joe Gilgun (Vinnie) in the fifth season of Brassic.
July 20, 2024 at 3:10 PM
ismat.at
Moisturise me:
Cassandra from dr who.
July 18, 2024 at 10:35 AM
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Also:
White BMW i4, the front grill also looks like a Hitler moustache. Even more pronounced than the ix3.
July 4, 2024 at 3:29 PM
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I mean:
BMW ix3 in white. The front grill looks like a Hitler Moustache.
July 4, 2024 at 3:27 PM
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I am going to blame Borderlands.
Picture of the character “Claptrap”, a small, yellow robot character which balances on one wheel. The character is standing in the middle of a dirt road which leads to a post-apocalyptic looking city on the planet of Pandora, where te videogame takes place.
June 8, 2024 at 6:44 AM
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Goat Simulator. It’s the only obvious choice.
Box art of Goat Simulator.
June 6, 2024 at 6:59 PM
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Ha! Not a single puff!!!
Screenshot from smoke free app that says I haven’t smoked for 9 months, 10 days , 7 hours, 38 minutes and 6 seconds.
June 3, 2024 at 10:25 AM
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Fred Durst looks like what I imagine Santa would look like on a teambuilding. The announcement e-mail from HR just said “wear sporty clothes”. All Santa could find was his tracksuit from the early ninetees.
Fred Durst from Limb Bizkit with a white beard and a 90’s tracksuit in purple, yellow, blue and pink. He’s also wearing orange tinted sunglasses and a trucker cap. Somehow the outfit surprisingly works.
May 27, 2024 at 11:02 PM
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So I watched that American Gladiator thing on Netflix, and this is the point where I wasn’t sure anymore if this was a docu- or a mockumentary.
Screen cap of the show that says: Dick Askin Head executive The grey haired man in the picture is either Dick Asking, the head executive of American gladiators, or someone had a lot of fun while coming up with names and titles of a fictional character. (Sidenote: mentally I’m still a teenage boy)
April 30, 2024 at 8:25 PM
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Inspirational quote with a wave as the backdrop. The text reads: “Give a man a fish, and you’ll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he’ll permanently destroy entire ecosystems.”
April 19, 2024 at 2:56 PM