Xylophile
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I have a dog. He's a goober. Woodworker, safety consultant, prof. (I represent my own opinions, no other entity.)
"The best way to spot an idiot? Look for the person who is cruel... the kindest person in the room is often the smartest." -- JB Prtizker
"The best way to spot an idiot? Look for the person who is cruel... the kindest person in the room is often the smartest." -- JB Prtizker
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The thing about the Trumpstein files, the rest of the world already knows Trump is a pædo. So do many of us.
What we do about it is how history is really going to judge us.
If we let any of them off, then we have truly slipped from a democracy to a religious/tech oligarchy.
#releasethefiles
What we do about it is how history is really going to judge us.
If we let any of them off, then we have truly slipped from a democracy to a religious/tech oligarchy.
#releasethefiles
November 13, 2025 at 11:51 AM
The thing about the Trumpstein files, the rest of the world already knows Trump is a pædo. So do many of us.
What we do about it is how history is really going to judge us.
If we let any of them off, then we have truly slipped from a democracy to a religious/tech oligarchy.
#releasethefiles
What we do about it is how history is really going to judge us.
If we let any of them off, then we have truly slipped from a democracy to a religious/tech oligarchy.
#releasethefiles
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You ever have a day where you are standing in the cold waiting for your dog to go because his farts have stunk up the house so bad that you swear he has the cannon in firing position?
Then you realize, I am glad that I do not have to worry that my name will show up in the Epstein files.
Then you realize, I am glad that I do not have to worry that my name will show up in the Epstein files.
November 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
You ever have a day where you are standing in the cold waiting for your dog to go because his farts have stunk up the house so bad that you swear he has the cannon in firing position?
Then you realize, I am glad that I do not have to worry that my name will show up in the Epstein files.
Then you realize, I am glad that I do not have to worry that my name will show up in the Epstein files.
Trump pushing a 50 year mortage is him saying that people should buy their house rent-a-center style.
Like this $1200 couch? How about paying $4000 for it?
Like this $200k house? Only pay $900k for it so my buddies can get rich.
Like this $1200 couch? How about paying $4000 for it?
Like this $200k house? Only pay $900k for it so my buddies can get rich.
Trump Defends 50-Year Mortgage Plan, Calling it ‘Not a Big Deal’
President Trump in an interview broadcast late Monday dismissed concerns from his base over his administration’s planned 50-year mortgage proposal.
“It’s not even a big deal,” Trump told Fox News’s L...
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November 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Trump pushing a 50 year mortage is him saying that people should buy their house rent-a-center style.
Like this $1200 couch? How about paying $4000 for it?
Like this $200k house? Only pay $900k for it so my buddies can get rich.
Like this $1200 couch? How about paying $4000 for it?
Like this $200k house? Only pay $900k for it so my buddies can get rich.
The dum-dum-in-cheif just told a group of veterans that he hopes we have more wars so we can have more "victory days."
What a monumental Idiot we have for a President.
He's losing it more and more as each day goes by and nobody that counts is saying anything about it.
#MidtermsForChange
He's losing it more and more as each day goes by and nobody that counts is saying anything about it.
#MidtermsForChange
November 12, 2025 at 12:29 PM
The dum-dum-in-cheif just told a group of veterans that he hopes we have more wars so we can have more "victory days."
November 11, 2025 at 11:39 AM
I realize too often that my eyesight has left many of my comments made without cheater glasses looking like I wrote them from deep in my cups.
I suppose both can be true.
I suppose both can be true.
November 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I realize too often that my eyesight has left many of my comments made without cheater glasses looking like I wrote them from deep in my cups.
I suppose both can be true.
I suppose both can be true.
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Damn Kim Davis is pissed at SCOTUS for not taking up her case. #LoveIsLove
November 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Damn Kim Davis is pissed at SCOTUS for not taking up her case. #LoveIsLove
So a drag queen reading "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs" is corrupting kids, but being forced to display the 10 Comandments and explain to first graders what "adultry" and "coveting your neighbors wife" mean does not?
November 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
So a drag queen reading "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs" is corrupting kids, but being forced to display the 10 Comandments and explain to first graders what "adultry" and "coveting your neighbors wife" mean does not?
You've got to hand it to Bone Spurs... the spotlight fell off him, he had a quiet temper tantrum, and got it back on him.
Not that it was difficult to get people to not care about a pharmaceutical exec, but I have no idea if this guy is alive, in repair, or what.
Not that it was difficult to get people to not care about a pharmaceutical exec, but I have no idea if this guy is alive, in repair, or what.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
You've got to hand it to Bone Spurs... the spotlight fell off him, he had a quiet temper tantrum, and got it back on him.
Not that it was difficult to get people to not care about a pharmaceutical exec, but I have no idea if this guy is alive, in repair, or what.
Not that it was difficult to get people to not care about a pharmaceutical exec, but I have no idea if this guy is alive, in repair, or what.
Must have been a spider.
November 10, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Must have been a spider.
Yes! Being poor is not a character flaw. More likely it is a sign that your ancestors were kinder than those who became generationally rich.
There is a character flaw with a person who will watch people starve so he can gain more. Ugly in every way.
Never underestimate the beauty of kindeness.
There is a character flaw with a person who will watch people starve so he can gain more. Ugly in every way.
Never underestimate the beauty of kindeness.
Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.
November 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Yes! Being poor is not a character flaw. More likely it is a sign that your ancestors were kinder than those who became generationally rich.
There is a character flaw with a person who will watch people starve so he can gain more. Ugly in every way.
Never underestimate the beauty of kindeness.
There is a character flaw with a person who will watch people starve so he can gain more. Ugly in every way.
Never underestimate the beauty of kindeness.
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Nobody would be surprised that Trump would so this. From the symbolism of a system rigged for him to the obstruction of "LIBERTY," there is nothing about this that doesn't reek Trump's self-important autodefication.
A Two-Headed Coin That Always Comes Up ‘Trump’
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November 9, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Nobody would be surprised that Trump would so this. From the symbolism of a system rigged for him to the obstruction of "LIBERTY," there is nothing about this that doesn't reek Trump's self-important autodefication.
The largest NFL contract is Mahomes with $450 million over 10 years. Just with that, he is closer to having nothing than he is to being a billionaire.
#endbillionaires
#endbillionaires
November 7, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The largest NFL contract is Mahomes with $450 million over 10 years. Just with that, he is closer to having nothing than he is to being a billionaire.
#endbillionaires
#endbillionaires
This must happen often enough that, despite his clear health issues, none of his aides were concerned that he might have dropped dead.
November 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
This must happen often enough that, despite his clear health issues, none of his aides were concerned that he might have dropped dead.
Trump, 79, having just awakened from a deep-sleep nap, stands awaiting his afternoon applesauce.
Advisors put his ground-up head meds in it. He doesn't know, but we can put it here since he doesn't read.
Advisors put his ground-up head meds in it. He doesn't know, but we can put it here since he doesn't read.
November 7, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Trump, 79, having just awakened from a deep-sleep nap, stands awaiting his afternoon applesauce.
Advisors put his ground-up head meds in it. He doesn't know, but we can put it here since he doesn't read.
Advisors put his ground-up head meds in it. He doesn't know, but we can put it here since he doesn't read.
After Trump was told the sandwich guy was set free, he fell into a cataleptic state. His last words before the silence: "Why didn't anyone tell me we had a guy made of sandwich?"
November 7, 2025 at 12:44 PM
After Trump was told the sandwich guy was set free, he fell into a cataleptic state. His last words before the silence: "Why didn't anyone tell me we had a guy made of sandwich?"
Trump, seen here daydreaming about quartering the sandwich guy, demonstrates how to ignore human suffering with a live demonstration.
November 7, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Trump, seen here daydreaming about quartering the sandwich guy, demonstrates how to ignore human suffering with a live demonstration.
Convicted felon, 79, waits for the moment his advisor points to him that the cameras are rolling. "Never miss a second to make an ass of yourself in front of the cameras," Trump said.
November 7, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Convicted felon, 79, waits for the moment his advisor points to him that the cameras are rolling. "Never miss a second to make an ass of yourself in front of the cameras," Trump said.
A Washington, DC man, 79, stands as a stoic guard over a notebook containing important playdates as a chaotic scene unfolds around him.
November 7, 2025 at 12:28 PM
A Washington, DC man, 79, stands as a stoic guard over a notebook containing important playdates as a chaotic scene unfolds around him.
"I was told there'd be cake."
November 7, 2025 at 11:55 AM
"I was told there'd be cake."
"I believe you took my stapler."
November 7, 2025 at 2:32 AM
"I believe you took my stapler."