Xylophile
@islaven.bsky.social
I have a dog. He's a goober. Woodworker, safety consultant, prof. (I represent my own opinions, no other entity.)
"The best way to spot an idiot? Look for the person who is cruel... the kindest person in the room is often the smartest." -- JB Prtizker
"The best way to spot an idiot? Look for the person who is cruel... the kindest person in the room is often the smartest." -- JB Prtizker
You've got to hand it to Bone Spurs... the spotlight fell off him, he had a quiet temper tantrum, and got it back on him.
Not that it was difficult to get people to not care about a pharmaceutical exec, but I have no idea if this guy is alive, in repair, or what.
Not that it was difficult to get people to not care about a pharmaceutical exec, but I have no idea if this guy is alive, in repair, or what.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
You've got to hand it to Bone Spurs... the spotlight fell off him, he had a quiet temper tantrum, and got it back on him.
Not that it was difficult to get people to not care about a pharmaceutical exec, but I have no idea if this guy is alive, in repair, or what.
Not that it was difficult to get people to not care about a pharmaceutical exec, but I have no idea if this guy is alive, in repair, or what.
Must have been a spider.
November 10, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Must have been a spider.
This must happen often enough that, despite his clear health issues, none of his aides were concerned that he might have dropped dead.
November 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
This must happen often enough that, despite his clear health issues, none of his aides were concerned that he might have dropped dead.
Trump, 79, having just awakened from a deep-sleep nap, stands awaiting his afternoon applesauce.
Advisors put his ground-up head meds in it. He doesn't know, but we can put it here since he doesn't read.
Advisors put his ground-up head meds in it. He doesn't know, but we can put it here since he doesn't read.
November 7, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Trump, 79, having just awakened from a deep-sleep nap, stands awaiting his afternoon applesauce.
Advisors put his ground-up head meds in it. He doesn't know, but we can put it here since he doesn't read.
Advisors put his ground-up head meds in it. He doesn't know, but we can put it here since he doesn't read.
After Trump was told the sandwich guy was set free, he fell into a cataleptic state. His last words before the silence: "Why didn't anyone tell me we had a guy made of sandwich?"
November 7, 2025 at 12:44 PM
After Trump was told the sandwich guy was set free, he fell into a cataleptic state. His last words before the silence: "Why didn't anyone tell me we had a guy made of sandwich?"
Trump, seen here daydreaming about quartering the sandwich guy, demonstrates how to ignore human suffering with a live demonstration.
November 7, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Trump, seen here daydreaming about quartering the sandwich guy, demonstrates how to ignore human suffering with a live demonstration.
Convicted felon, 79, waits for the moment his advisor points to him that the cameras are rolling. "Never miss a second to make an ass of yourself in front of the cameras," Trump said.
November 7, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Convicted felon, 79, waits for the moment his advisor points to him that the cameras are rolling. "Never miss a second to make an ass of yourself in front of the cameras," Trump said.
A Washington, DC man, 79, stands as a stoic guard over a notebook containing important playdates as a chaotic scene unfolds around him.
November 7, 2025 at 12:28 PM
A Washington, DC man, 79, stands as a stoic guard over a notebook containing important playdates as a chaotic scene unfolds around him.
"I was told there'd be cake."
November 7, 2025 at 11:55 AM
"I was told there'd be cake."
"I believe you took my stapler."
November 7, 2025 at 2:32 AM
"I believe you took my stapler."
Donny Dementia: "As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted..."
Just kidding, he's waiting for the spotlight to return.
Just kidding, he's waiting for the spotlight to return.
November 7, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Donny Dementia: "As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted..."
Just kidding, he's waiting for the spotlight to return.
Just kidding, he's waiting for the spotlight to return.
When Dr. Oz acts the most sane among the prominent figures in the room, it says a lot.
RFK, Jr running like a 6th grader home alone for the first time and the light flickers, and Donny Thin Skin throwing a "if I can't see you you're not here" temper tantrum just brings it all home.
RFK, Jr running like a 6th grader home alone for the first time and the light flickers, and Donny Thin Skin throwing a "if I can't see you you're not here" temper tantrum just brings it all home.
November 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
When Dr. Oz acts the most sane among the prominent figures in the room, it says a lot.
RFK, Jr running like a 6th grader home alone for the first time and the light flickers, and Donny Thin Skin throwing a "if I can't see you you're not here" temper tantrum just brings it all home.
RFK, Jr running like a 6th grader home alone for the first time and the light flickers, and Donny Thin Skin throwing a "if I can't see you you're not here" temper tantrum just brings it all home.
Surely I am not the only one who, upon realizing that my phone sucks at taking moon pics, walks closer as if my 10 steps will make it look better.
#fullmoon #badphotgraphy #dumbhumans
#fullmoon #badphotgraphy #dumbhumans
November 5, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Surely I am not the only one who, upon realizing that my phone sucks at taking moon pics, walks closer as if my 10 steps will make it look better.
#fullmoon #badphotgraphy #dumbhumans
#fullmoon #badphotgraphy #dumbhumans
"Everything I read on the internet is true. Everything you read is fake news."
If only we all had his superpower of discernment.
If only we all had his superpower of discernment.
November 4, 2025 at 1:35 PM
"Everything I read on the internet is true. Everything you read is fake news."
If only we all had his superpower of discernment.
If only we all had his superpower of discernment.
One of the shrimp in our aquarium is eating what certainly appears to be ... shrimp.
#aquariums #tanks
#aquariums #tanks
November 4, 2025 at 1:24 PM
One of the shrimp in our aquarium is eating what certainly appears to be ... shrimp.
#aquariums #tanks
#aquariums #tanks
Nice bottle brush flower walking in SoCal.
November 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Nice bottle brush flower walking in SoCal.
That look when you are crapping yourself but you have a veil of reassurance from your adult diaper. Thank you, Depends!
November 2, 2025 at 8:01 PM
That look when you are crapping yourself but you have a veil of reassurance from your adult diaper. Thank you, Depends!
If you are looking for a great movie. This is not it. It is, however, very entertaining.
Among the positive attributes:
- Bad effects
- Bad story
- Acting as bad as mine would be
- One over-the-top scene after another
#comedyhorror #B-movies
Among the positive attributes:
- Bad effects
- Bad story
- Acting as bad as mine would be
- One over-the-top scene after another
#comedyhorror #B-movies
November 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
If you are looking for a great movie. This is not it. It is, however, very entertaining.
Among the positive attributes:
- Bad effects
- Bad story
- Acting as bad as mine would be
- One over-the-top scene after another
#comedyhorror #B-movies
Among the positive attributes:
- Bad effects
- Bad story
- Acting as bad as mine would be
- One over-the-top scene after another
#comedyhorror #B-movies
I saw a Cava for the first time, but they didn't have $50,000 on the menu. Is that only through the app? Will I need a white power promotion code?
November 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I saw a Cava for the first time, but they didn't have $50,000 on the menu. Is that only through the app? Will I need a white power promotion code?
A coward will do anything and hurt anyone in an attempt to disguise how much of a coward he is.
November 1, 2025 at 1:56 PM
A coward will do anything and hurt anyone in an attempt to disguise how much of a coward he is.
Serious Wormtongue vibes from Stephen Miller. Only difference is that Trump already had the "dark magic" in him.
October 28, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Serious Wormtongue vibes from Stephen Miller. Only difference is that Trump already had the "dark magic" in him.
"The radical left's rhetoric is dangerous..."
October 26, 2025 at 12:55 PM
"The radical left's rhetoric is dangerous..."
