Sweasel von Trapp
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Sweasel von Trapp
@irritatingly.gay
Former child.
Editor in chief of "Polite Chuckle" magazine.
No longer welcome on Lake Havasu.
November 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
You can't fool me:

This is one of those things where they find a decomposed body and have forensic artist retouch a photo of it because they need the public's help to identify the victim.
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
It begins 🥰
November 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from Trudy and her beans
November 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Please restore North Carolina to its proper width
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Sometimes she finds things worth posting that I don't!
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I put it in the group chat, and like 2% of the time Alice says, "post it" and I do so without question.
November 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
"He should have rickets, but not TOO bad. Can't trust a bloke without any rickets at all though."

"We should have at least one great-grandparent in common, but no more than three."
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I do not care for Ariana Grande. Never have, never will.
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
"Mmm, it's good but it's so rich, I'll just have a little bit."
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Cheesecakes are 100% a variant of custard pie
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
She sounds like fun
November 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I also have an endless buffet of urban trash, and it's just making me more feral.
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
He's not even available.
November 25, 2025 at 4:05 PM
November 25, 2025 at 4:54 AM
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 AM
And yes, living with a small flying dinosaur who can borrow your voice IS very surreal at times.
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I'd dab his walls...
November 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Finalizing Thanksgiving details with Mom.

(Bob is in his 80s and got a girlfriend last year)
November 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I'm getting "financial criminal Caroline Ellison" vibes from her
November 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
November 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
It could have been one of those enormous British prams
November 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
November 24, 2025 at 5:18 AM