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Iron Phallus
@ironphallus.bsky.social
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World's smartest talking male appendage. Superhero. Avid spelunker.

https://globalcomix.com/c/iron-phallus?lang_id=en
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ironphallus.bsky.social
CNN did an article about me.

www.cnn.com/science/supe...
Scientists create ‘Superwood’ that’s 10 times stronger than steel | CNN
A US company has engineered a new type of wood that it says has up to 10 times the strength-to-weight ratio of steel, while also being up to six times lighter.
www.cnn.com
October 16, 2025 at 1:23 PM
ironphallus.bsky.social
A label of "non-sexual nudity" was placed on my account. there is an appeal button, but is there some way to like this?
April 22, 2025 at 5:15 AM
ironphallus.bsky.social
Where can I invest in this business?
April 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
ironphallus.bsky.social
Jumping in on the #gulfofmexico meme orgy.
#maps #map #geography
February 19, 2025 at 7:51 AM
ironphallus.bsky.social
Penis Christmas is here! Let's get the booties and titties dressed up in some lacy decorations!
#valentinesday #bemine #valentine
February 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
ironphallus.bsky.social
All of these please.
#valentine #valentinesday #heart #heartcandy
February 14, 2025 at 7:40 AM
ironphallus.bsky.social
My favorite day of the year is almost here!

#valentine #valentinesday #heart #heartcandy
February 14, 2025 at 7:37 AM
ironphallus.bsky.social
The phallus is standing firm and tall with y'all.
#resist #holdtheline #altgov
February 14, 2025 at 7:29 AM
ironphallus.bsky.social
Got my costume and I'm ready for some treats!

Happy Halloween!
#comic #art #Halloween #trickortreat
October 30, 2024 at 6:05 AM
ironphallus.bsky.social
JC Penney has sperm rings on sale. Add this sterling silver elegance to your finger!
October 30, 2024 at 12:51 AM
ironphallus.bsky.social
Halloween + Weiner = Hallowein
Happy Hallowein Y'all!

#Halloween #Witch #Broomstick #Art #Funny #Phallus #Penis
October 29, 2024 at 4:42 AM
ironphallus.bsky.social
"I'm looking for a Halloween mask that looks like a dick and balls, but it's subtle so I can wear it out"
andyrichter.co Andy Richter @andyrichter.co · Oct 27
They made a Halloween mask of me and I have to say I’m a little disappointed
Halloween mask of male with a scrotal neck wattle
October 28, 2024 at 7:34 PM
ironphallus.bsky.social
A Halloween treat for you!
walnuss.bsky.social Walnuss @walnuss.bsky.social · Oct 27
Happy Halloween! 🦇
October 28, 2024 at 7:20 PM
ironphallus.bsky.social
For anyone looking for a last minute Halloween shirt, this design was inspired by me 😁

#halloween #tshirt #art

www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/6636...
Happy Halloween Purple Witch by that-s-what-she-said-shirts
Get into the Halloween spirit with this bewitching shirt!
www.teepublic.com
October 26, 2024 at 10:18 PM
ironphallus.bsky.social
Got my pumpkin picked out.

#halloween #pumpkin #fall
October 26, 2024 at 9:47 PM
ironphallus.bsky.social
Ok, important question y'all. Where do I wear the bowtie, A or B?
#comic #art #question
October 26, 2024 at 9:36 PM
ironphallus.bsky.social
Grimace splooge.

www.sciencealert.com/this-strange...
This Strange, Fleshy Blob Is One of Earth's Earliest Animals
Life on Earth is pretty complicated these days, but it wasn't always so.
www.sciencealert.com
October 24, 2024 at 11:59 PM
ironphallus.bsky.social
Hey y'all, the Phallus is out on Bluesky!
October 24, 2024 at 11:33 PM