Iron Phallus
@ironphallus.bsky.social
World's smartest talking male appendage. Superhero. Avid spelunker.
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My spirit animal.
December 4, 2025 at 11:04 AM
My spirit animal.
Maybe Boebert ain't the only one giving handjobs on the side?
April 22, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Maybe Boebert ain't the only one giving handjobs on the side?
Nothing can keep me down!
I mean, a certain type of stimulation can, but I'm back up in no time!
I mean, a certain type of stimulation can, but I'm back up in no time!
April 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Nothing can keep me down!
I mean, a certain type of stimulation can, but I'm back up in no time!
I mean, a certain type of stimulation can, but I'm back up in no time!
-Scratched my balls
-Assisted in development of top secret robot llama AI
-Grew six times my normal size and went back down again
-Saved secret government lab from enemy takeover
-Developed dictation software for writing emails without hands
-Assisted in development of top secret robot llama AI
-Grew six times my normal size and went back down again
-Saved secret government lab from enemy takeover
-Developed dictation software for writing emails without hands
February 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
-Scratched my balls
-Assisted in development of top secret robot llama AI
-Grew six times my normal size and went back down again
-Saved secret government lab from enemy takeover
-Developed dictation software for writing emails without hands
-Assisted in development of top secret robot llama AI
-Grew six times my normal size and went back down again
-Saved secret government lab from enemy takeover
-Developed dictation software for writing emails without hands
-Scratched my balls
-Assisted in development of top secret robot llama AI
-Grew six times my normal size and went back down again
-Saved secret government lab from enemy takeover
-Developed dictation software for writing emails without hands
-Assisted in development of top secret robot llama AI
-Grew six times my normal size and went back down again
-Saved secret government lab from enemy takeover
-Developed dictation software for writing emails without hands
February 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
-Scratched my balls
-Assisted in development of top secret robot llama AI
-Grew six times my normal size and went back down again
-Saved secret government lab from enemy takeover
-Developed dictation software for writing emails without hands
-Assisted in development of top secret robot llama AI
-Grew six times my normal size and went back down again
-Saved secret government lab from enemy takeover
-Developed dictation software for writing emails without hands
Standing firm and tall against this evil supervillain behavior!
February 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Standing firm and tall against this evil supervillain behavior!
That what she said!
February 14, 2025 at 7:21 AM
That what she said!
The phallus is standing firm and tall with y'all.
February 14, 2025 at 7:16 AM
The phallus is standing firm and tall with y'all.
The Andy Dickter costume will be a hot item this year.
October 28, 2024 at 7:32 PM
The Andy Dickter costume will be a hot item this year.
Do you have a sexy Lore costume to go with it?
October 28, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Do you have a sexy Lore costume to go with it?
Cumming out of the mouth is an interesting choice. I like it.
October 28, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Cumming out of the mouth is an interesting choice. I like it.