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‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory theonion.com/show-me...
‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory
EAST HANOVER, NJ—As part of the health secretary’s highly publicized pledge to determine the cause of the disorder in the next five months, a wild-eyed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly shouted “Show me where autism is made!” Thursday while storming the Sour Patch Kid factory. “Attention Sour Patch Factory people: Give me the autism and no […]
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April 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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ironically enough, for trumps “decoupling from china” initiative to work, we would have to become more like china - a command economy. the notion that can happen entirely w private enterprise from bullied foreign nations in an expeditious manner is delusional capitalist dogma
April 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
ironically enough, for trumps “decoupling from china” initiative to work, we would have to become more like china - a command economy. the notion that can happen entirely w private enterprise from bullied foreign nations in an expeditious manner is delusional capitalist dogma
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Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
NEW YORK—Stressing that the memory seemed so fresh and vivid in their minds, the confused nation announced Monday that they could have sworn British entertainer Russell Brand was already a convicted s...
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April 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
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Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country
Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country
WASHINGTON—According to a new report published Wednesday by the Pew Research Center, you live in a deeply embarrassing and barely functional country. “Our latest research and statistical analysis show...
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April 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country
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Pete Hegseth Calls For Steep Cuts To Number Of Steps In AA Recovery
Pete Hegseth Calls For Steep Cuts To Number Of Steps In AA Recovery
WASHINGTON—Lambasting the current program as wasteful, bloated, and entirely unnecessary, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth called for steep cuts Monday to the number of steps in the Alcoholics Anonymous...
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March 31, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Pete Hegseth Calls For Steep Cuts To Number Of Steps In AA Recovery
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Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
WASHINGTON—Grumbling to himself as he repeatedly dropped the device, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly blowing into a Breathalyzer Thursday in an attempt to unlock his phone. “Stup...
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March 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
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DOJ Designates Posting Photos Of Balding Elon Musk As Domestic Terrorism
DOJ Designates Posting Photos Of Balding Elon Musk As Domestic Terrorism
WASHINGTON—Warning that the charge carried a five-year mandatory minimum sentence, the U.S. Department of Justice declared Friday that the distribution of images featuring a balding Elon Musk constitu...
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March 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
DOJ Designates Posting Photos Of Balding Elon Musk As Domestic Terrorism
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St Patrick's day? no thanks. A Welsh Christian immigrant destroying Irish culture and history ? That sounds woke
March 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
St Patrick's day? no thanks. A Welsh Christian immigrant destroying Irish culture and history ? That sounds woke
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Bill Burr rips into Israeli war crimes in his new standup special
March 15, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Bill Burr rips into Israeli war crimes in his new standup special
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asmongold thinks its a violation of free speech when devs make videogame boobs smaller, but when the dhs openly kidnaps a greencard holder for being pro palestine, he thinks its awesome and not a violation of the first amendment. classic free speech defender stuff here.
March 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
asmongold thinks its a violation of free speech when devs make videogame boobs smaller, but when the dhs openly kidnaps a greencard holder for being pro palestine, he thinks its awesome and not a violation of the first amendment. classic free speech defender stuff here.
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anarchists are genuinely the most annoying type of leftist - I will send you to the Gulag happily when Comrade Xi gives the order
March 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
anarchists are genuinely the most annoying type of leftist - I will send you to the Gulag happily when Comrade Xi gives the order
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Elon Musk Unveils Revolutionary Bulletproof Vest
February 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Elon Musk Unveils Revolutionary Bulletproof Vest
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Trump Boys Get Tongues Stuck To Frozen White House
Trump Boys Get Tongues Stuck To Frozen White House
WASHINGTON—Flailing their arms and crying out in anguish, Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr. were reportedly panicking Thursday after getting their tongues stuck to a frozen column near the West Wing of ...
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February 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Trump Boys Get Tongues Stuck To Frozen White House
I feel like they could have set that money on fire and it would have been a better use of it lol
To date Zuckerberg has spent roughly $42 billion to create this.
This is Meta’s brand new ad for Horizon Worlds. Not sure how I’m supposed to feel about it.
February 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I feel like they could have set that money on fire and it would have been a better use of it lol
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Fox Bleeps Out Entire Kendrick Lamar Performance
February 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Fox Bleeps Out Entire Kendrick Lamar Performance
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Always the ones you most suspect
In things that you absolutely saw coming, Federalist and Daily Wire writer who accused drag queens of being groomers arrested for child molestation.
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Conservative film critic who called child trafficking movie a 'call to action' arrested for child molestation
Aaron Gleason is currently out on bail.
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February 7, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Always the ones you most suspect
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Jealous Trump Boys Try To Convince Father That Barron A DEI
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February 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Jealous Trump Boys Try To Convince Father That Barron A DEI
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it’s really funny how Elon thinks we’re intimidated by a 53 year old who sleeps in a race car bed and cheats at Path of Exile 2
February 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
it’s really funny how Elon thinks we’re intimidated by a 53 year old who sleeps in a race car bed and cheats at Path of Exile 2
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Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal
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Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal
WASHINGTON—In an effort to assuage any fears over the constitutionality of the Trump administration’s flurry of executive actions, a D.C.-area think tank called The Himmler Institute reportedly assure...
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February 4, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal
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Tom Morello was right.
And now, we are living in the bonafide Rage Against the Machine era.
It is time to organize.
Our government is not failing us, it is actively trying to destroy us.
#ResistForRealThisTIme
And now, we are living in the bonafide Rage Against the Machine era.
It is time to organize.
Our government is not failing us, it is actively trying to destroy us.
#ResistForRealThisTIme
January 25, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Tom Morello was right.
And now, we are living in the bonafide Rage Against the Machine era.
It is time to organize.
Our government is not failing us, it is actively trying to destroy us.
#ResistForRealThisTIme
And now, we are living in the bonafide Rage Against the Machine era.
It is time to organize.
Our government is not failing us, it is actively trying to destroy us.
#ResistForRealThisTIme
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Jealous Trump Throws Own State Funeral To Upstage Carter’s
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January 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Jealous Trump Throws Own State Funeral To Upstage Carter’s
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