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Jordan Havlik
@ironheart1183.bsky.social
(he/him) Writer person. Cohost of the Infinite Pixels Podcast. I blog at http://ironheart1183.tumbr.com and stream at http://twitch.tv/ironheart1183.
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Funny, after hearing this I really feel like I do
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Shouts out to the guide makers out there. I use guides regularly because I’m a completionist and sometimes I just don’t want to think while I full clear a game. I’ve been using @ign.com’s guide for Metroid Prime 4 by skimming it while playing and it’s been nice way to get all expansions.
December 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Trump said something mean about an old white man and suddenly his followers care.
December 16, 2025 at 2:04 AM
December 16, 2025 at 4:29 AM
They will absolutely despise everything made from this. People will find a way around the safeguards. They did with the Darth Vader thing in Fortnite. Please flood the internet with porn and violence with Disney characters.
Not surprised, of course. But still. Steal from the creators who made your company what it is at a large enough scale, and you reward the thieves with wealth the likes of which none of us will ever see.

openai.com/index/disney...
The Walt Disney Company and OpenAI reach landmark agreement to bring beloved characters from across Disney’s brands to Sora
Agreement marks a significant step in setting meaningful standards for responsible AI in entertainment.
openai.com
December 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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No, because I wouldn't be speaking to my dead grandmother, but some ghoulish, phony approximation of her (that would doubtless charge me to continue the conversation)
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Regarding the OU essay writer, that was the worst college essay I’ve ever read. And I’ve written some bad essays. At least cite the bible. Can you not do that? A 6th grader could cite the bible. It’s not hard.
December 5, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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I do think if anyone in your life is using Polymarket to bet on the Game Awards, you are going to have to lock them in a freezer for however many months it takes for them to forget they like gambling. That might take a really long time, but if you care, you’ll do the work.
December 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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One of the many things worth thinking about re: Steam's ban on Horses is how it highlights is the centralization problem caused by having such a monolithic (and maybe mono-something-else) retail giant.

Independent studios with even humble commercial aspirations are chained to Valve's whims.
December 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Abusing developers, actors, people who cover games, etc. and people complaining about “woke” games. Give it a rest.
November 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Fire the term "Indie Game" directly into the sun.
November 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Zohran Mamdani polled +40% on men under 30. So we wasted all that time on all those think pieces about how we need a Joe Rogan for the left, when what we actually needed were *policies* for the left.
November 5, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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As a reminder, especially now with SNAP benefits turned off, if and when you see someone stealing food, no, you didn't, shut up and walk away.
November 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
The finished product after a week of sewing.
October 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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no, queen
[Oct 24, 2025] IGN: Jennifer Hale Calls on Fans to Tell BioWare They'd Love to See Commander Shepard Return for Mass Effect 5
www.resetera.com/threads/13...
October 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Currently sewing a Halloween costume for the first time. It’s difficult and I’m gonna have blisters on my fingers, but I’m glad to be working on a project. It feels good.
October 20, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I beat Death Stranding 2 after nearly 150 hrs. The gameplay is peak (except the ending boss fights) but holy crap is that story bad. Kojima still doesn’t know how to write women.
October 15, 2025 at 6:57 AM
God Bless @jamesgunn.bsky.social for not shying away from saying “fuck Nazis” even while other companies and creatives try to back away from this stance.
October 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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It’s kind of crazy that Nazis and the KKK have recently become controversial bad guys because a bunch of bitter online dorks assumed it was about them
Ubisoft canceled an ‘ASSASSINS CREED’ game set in the post-Civil War era

• Featured a Black Assassin who was formerly a slave

• Players would fight the emerging KKK

• Leadership canceled it after concerns with U.S. political climate & Yasuke backlash

(Source: www.gamefile.news/p/scoop-ubis...)
October 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Wild that EA managed to find a buyer who cares about video game workers even less than EA.
September 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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The industry's not quite done shaking things out. Sucks but hey, can't keep it going without a breakout hit.

Anyway, I'm looking for work! I'd love to stay in game production/management so hit me up. Producer, writer, localization, quality analysis. DMs open!

Retweets are super appreciated.
September 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Me getting back into Hades to try to clear the final quest before Hades 2 releases on other consoles:

“Well I’ll only do a run it won’t take long”

3 hrs later and a few runs in:

“It is now 2:00 am and I need to go to bed.”
September 26, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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If you're going to avoid Tylenol because Acetaminophen, here's all the other medical advancements you must give up:

Tylenol extra-strength, rapid release, and children's formulas
Excedrin
DayQuil and NyQuil
Alka-Seltzer Plus
Goody's Powders & Caplets
Midol
Mucinex
Robitussin
Sudafed
Theraflu
Vicks
September 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Some day Nintendo fans will understand that Nintendo treats its universes as piles of beloved music and iconography to be remixed and recontextualized into fun new games and not an interconnected linear narrative linked by causality

But it is not this day
September 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM