Alan-dad-bod
@irishalan.bsky.social
I do more than you know but less than I wish.
Dad bod... is that ok?
Dad bod... is that ok?
January 6, 2025 at 3:00 PM
January 1st: anything is possible
January 2nd: just not today
January 3rd: well thats this year fucked already.
January 2nd: just not today
January 3rd: well thats this year fucked already.
January 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
January 1st: anything is possible
January 2nd: just not today
January 3rd: well thats this year fucked already.
January 2nd: just not today
January 3rd: well thats this year fucked already.
I know Christmas is not technically over until the 6th... but mommy my tummy hurts..
#pain #hurt #Christmas
#pain #hurt #Christmas
January 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I know Christmas is not technically over until the 6th... but mommy my tummy hurts..
#pain #hurt #Christmas
#pain #hurt #Christmas
January 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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if having sex with an asshole counts as anal then we've all done it
December 30, 2024 at 6:54 PM
if having sex with an asshole counts as anal then we've all done it
You can still find peaceful spots in todays world of craziness.
#peace #wayerfall #trend #nature #walk #countryside
#peace #wayerfall #trend #nature #walk #countryside
December 30, 2024 at 5:41 PM
You can still find peaceful spots in todays world of craziness.
#peace #wayerfall #trend #nature #walk #countryside
#peace #wayerfall #trend #nature #walk #countryside
In 1986 I went over the front of the handlebars of my bike and crushed my cousin who was sitting on the front of it... I didn't have Internet then so I'm telling you now. #bike #accidents #old
December 29, 2024 at 11:17 PM
In 1986 I went over the front of the handlebars of my bike and crushed my cousin who was sitting on the front of it... I didn't have Internet then so I'm telling you now. #bike #accidents #old
December 29, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Bacon flavoured crisps and sliced ham/cheese sambo, left over sweets and biscuits... because I'm a peasant dining on leftovers 🤣.. #Christmas #over #Ireland #tayto
December 28, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Bacon flavoured crisps and sliced ham/cheese sambo, left over sweets and biscuits... because I'm a peasant dining on leftovers 🤣.. #Christmas #over #Ireland #tayto
You're right.. the pub is no place for a young child... it'll make its own way in when it's ready to walk.. #onlyinireland #pub #drink #Irish #Ireland
December 26, 2024 at 1:27 PM
You're right.. the pub is no place for a young child... it'll make its own way in when it's ready to walk.. #onlyinireland #pub #drink #Irish #Ireland
What do Brussels Sprouts and a hairy bush have in common?....
You push both to one side and just keep on eating. 🤣😉
#joke #Christmas #cheeky #vagina
You push both to one side and just keep on eating. 🤣😉
#joke #Christmas #cheeky #vagina
December 25, 2024 at 9:23 PM
What do Brussels Sprouts and a hairy bush have in common?....
You push both to one side and just keep on eating. 🤣😉
#joke #Christmas #cheeky #vagina
You push both to one side and just keep on eating. 🤣😉
#joke #Christmas #cheeky #vagina
How do you know you're in an old man pub or a young mans pub?...
If the women are wearing tight trousers it's an old mans pub... if there is none in sight then it's the young mans pub... #pub #Ireland #provemewrong
If the women are wearing tight trousers it's an old mans pub... if there is none in sight then it's the young mans pub... #pub #Ireland #provemewrong
December 24, 2024 at 1:27 PM
How do you know you're in an old man pub or a young mans pub?...
If the women are wearing tight trousers it's an old mans pub... if there is none in sight then it's the young mans pub... #pub #Ireland #provemewrong
If the women are wearing tight trousers it's an old mans pub... if there is none in sight then it's the young mans pub... #pub #Ireland #provemewrong
December 23, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Genuine question America... if #Trump died between now and the inauguration, what happens to the #Presidency.? Who becomes/stays President etc?.. Technical answers only please. #curious #USA
December 23, 2024 at 10:46 AM
Genuine question America... if #Trump died between now and the inauguration, what happens to the #Presidency.? Who becomes/stays President etc?.. Technical answers only please. #curious #USA
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If you don't pull a hamstring trying to take a picture of your butthole, are you really even trying?
December 21, 2024 at 11:25 PM
If you don't pull a hamstring trying to take a picture of your butthole, are you really even trying?
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Inquiry launched in Peru after alleged prostitution ring uncovered in Congress
Inquiry launched in Peru after alleged prostitution ring uncovered in Congress
Prosecutors look into sex-for-votes scandal after killing of Congress lawyer leads to investigation of her former boss
Prosecutors in Peru are investigating a sex-for-votes scandal in the country’s Congress after uncovering an alleged prostitution ring…
www.theguardian.com
December 19, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Inquiry launched in Peru after alleged prostitution ring uncovered in Congress
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if the taco truck starts playing music and canvassing the streets like an ice cream truck I’m cooked
November 2, 2024 at 1:19 AM
if the taco truck starts playing music and canvassing the streets like an ice cream truck I’m cooked
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Obviously potato chips are healthy, they are made out of vegetables.
December 19, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Obviously potato chips are healthy, they are made out of vegetables.
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Elon Musk helped torpedo a bipartisan spending deal after relentlessly criticizing aspects of the package, in part by promoting a flurry of inaccurate claims about what was in the bill. Here’s a fact-check. nyti.ms/4fvoniR
Assessing Elon Musk’s Criticisms of the Government Spending Deal
The world’s richest man posted or amplified inaccurate claims about the bill’s provisions for congressional salaries, a football stadium and biological research.
nyti.ms
December 19, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Elon Musk helped torpedo a bipartisan spending deal after relentlessly criticizing aspects of the package, in part by promoting a flurry of inaccurate claims about what was in the bill. Here’s a fact-check. nyti.ms/4fvoniR
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Parenting would be so much easier if it weren’t for the kids.
December 18, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Parenting would be so much easier if it weren’t for the kids.
€1.61 per litre for diesel and €1.66 for Petrol... for my american friends that's $6.03 per gallon for diesel and $6.23 per gallon on "GAS"/Petrol.. How does that compare? #gettingcheaper #price #gas #Ireland #USA
December 18, 2024 at 5:39 PM
€1.61 per litre for diesel and €1.66 for Petrol... for my american friends that's $6.03 per gallon for diesel and $6.23 per gallon on "GAS"/Petrol.. How does that compare? #gettingcheaper #price #gas #Ireland #USA
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Look at the strongmen in the Ukrainian army 🔥
December 16, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Look at the strongmen in the Ukrainian army 🔥