Messmer the Impaler

Considering the influx of non-english speaking users in the past few days, remember that machine translators don't understand irony or internet jokes.

If you like something but say "thanks, I hate this" or "this is cursed", the positive meaning will get lost in translation.

I just discovered that you can cut up apple slices and sprinkle cinnamon on them and microwave them for 45 seconds and it tastes basically like apple pie without the crust and it's not even illegal. I can do this whenever I want. I have become too powerful.

I came across an outdated guide on image grid sizing crop/proportions for bsky earlier, and I felt it was important to create an updated version! Please use this new guide instead!

Oops, I forgot to post here for 4 months. I was too busy eating a rotisserie chicken.

One downside of bluesky’s increasing popularity is that there are now so many posts in my feed that I barely get time to look up from my phone while driving

What velvety ambrosia is this?

#ELDENRING

Ymirposting

#ELDENRING

Vampire the Masquerade oc named Balenciaga

An guy

Save me bbg…bbg please… bbg save me

u always hear people saying "welcome to hell" but never "welcome to heaven". ssays alot if you think about it. welcome to helll